Jokes mostly reveal the perverse phenomena in life and are ironic and entertaining. There are different levels of interest. Next is the "Funny Monologues" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch! Funny Monologues (Popular)

1. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I am so stunning As expected, his appearance cannot be kept quiet.

2. The top academics are pretty good at it, so don’t take the test too far to get out of touch with the masses.

3. Waking up is a very easy thing, but getting up is another matter.

4. No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the entire floor.

5. Others stay in bed because they are rich and can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money. If I can save a meal, it is a meal.

6. I won’t regret it as my belt gets wider, and I still have to wear long johns in between.

7. The kind of person who talks super funny, has a particularly good temper, and is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, like me.

8. The reason why you are still single: it is difficult to start with acquaintances and difficult to talk to strangers.

9. Damn it! I’m going to put my harsh words here. If anyone disturbs my study again, I will play with him.

10. If you think there is something wrong with me, please tell me. I won’t change it anyway, so don’t hold it in and get sick.

11. What about A4 waist, B5 waist, my mother said: children have no waist!

12. Even if you look like the photo on your ID card, I will like you You.

13. You should be better than everyone else, but you have a mobile phone.

14. The wind is so strong outside, I’m so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I won’t be able to blow them away. That would be so embarrassing.

15. If beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous sin. Funny monologues (classics)

1. When you see someone you like on the street, you immediately start the show-off mode.

2. You are indeed very charming, just like dog poop attracts flies.

3. I feel relieved when I see that the person you like is uglier than me.

4. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

5. Damn it! I’m going to put my harsh words here. If anyone disturbs my study in the future, I will play with you.

6. Big breasts are useful, but it’s not you who feels good.

7. The outstanding Young Pioneers I won in primary school may very well be the pinnacle of my political career.

8. A quick look at you doesn’t make you any better than a quick look at you.

9. You freeze like a ghost in the north, while I show my thighs in the south.

10. Among the ten thousand little monsters passing by, I only saw you.

11. Xiao Wang kept the middle points and became Xiao Quan.

12. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

13. I heard that you became prosperous later on, but I still like you the most when you were like a silly roe deer.

14. Why do I have tears in my eyes? Because yawn loves me deeply.

15. You girls still wear bras on hot days. Aren’t you hot? God’s reply: You will be hot if we don’t wear bras. Funny monologues (selected articles)

1. I can accept a lot of homework, but I won’t be happy if I can’t understand it.

2. Unknowingly, summer has become the season for boys to show off their beautiful legs.

3. I never believed that seeing a shooting star can make a wish. I just want to collect dragon balls down to earth.

4. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and then you pay.

5. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

6. Although my health is better if I go to bed early and get up early, I feel better if I go to bed late and get up late.

7. There are so many classes like a prostitute. I just attend them every day and don’t even know their names.

8. Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to be patient.

9. Because of your words of “take care” back then, I haven’t lost weight in so many years.

10. I miss you very much, but I won’t take the initiative to look for you, because I am cool. I didn’t expect you to be cooler than me. If I don’t look for you, you won’t look for me.

11. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

12. When a good friend has a partner, I feel like the pig I have raised for many years has been eaten by someone else.

13. I hope that without my company, you can climb over the mountains to see the sea, and roll into the sea to feed the fish.

14. Resist breast augmentation surgery and don’t contaminate the last safe source of milk!