Article "How much more time is needed to correct unhealthy tendencies" - excerpted from Xinhuanet

Housing, schooling, medical care and other fields are deeply poisoned by unhealthy tendencies.

“People who eat meat are afraid of hormones, vegetarians are afraid of toxins, drink drinks are afraid of pigments, and drink water are afraid of harmful elements.” Many people are concerned about counterfeiting and shoddy manufacturing in food production. The wind is dissatisfied. Things that infringe on the interests of the masses happen from time to time, and some cadres turn a blind eye to unhealthy tendencies. Such unhealthy tendencies "press the gourd and the ladle floats up". According to a questionnaire survey conducted by the National Bureau of Statistics in 10 provinces (autonomous regions and municipalities) in 2005, the public's satisfaction with the work of correcting work ethics was only 53.3. Although it increased by 6.1 percentage points from 2002, nearly half of the people were still dissatisfied.

“Officials speak loudly” and “people speak little”?

“Some police officers even carried guns to collect fines!” This uncivilized law enforcement was caught by a provincial ethics inspection team. Moreover, the inspection team’s unannounced visit also found that four departments were on the road to intercept and fine overloaded vehicles: one was the District Comprehensive Law Enforcement Bureau, and the other three were the public security police stations of three neighboring towns. All parties had a "comprehensive law enforcement" " signboard.

What is thought-provoking is that although many local people have suffered from arbitrary fines, the provincial inspection team has never received a single complaint. "Reporting and complaining is a conflict of interest, but the conflicting parties are not equal." Relevant experts pointed out, "When law enforcement agencies break the law, ordinary people often find it difficult to resist, and statutory rights such as reporting and complaints are often perfunctory, partial, retaliatory and other unfair practices. "The public likens this phenomenon to "official mouth".

In comparison, "Minzui" is small. In the process of safeguarding their rights, ordinary people not only face high costs of all kinds, but also often encounter "difficult to enter, ugly faces, ugly words, and difficult things to do", adding new energy to their anger. The most important thing is that unhealthy tendencies often do not qualify as "sin." Even if you win the lawsuit, there is nothing you can do about it, and some complainants have even incurred retaliation. More often than not, ordinary people admit that they are unlucky and "end it up and accept it."

There will be a backlash as soon as the correction is relaxed

Even if it is only 1 yuan, the arbitrary charges for education must be investigated to the end. The principals of 10 primary schools in Xinli Town, Dawa County, Liaoning Province, were punished by the party for charging 1 yuan per student to print a "Student Quality Education Evaluation Form."

However, such typical examples have not attracted enough attention from various schools. The latest authoritative data released by the Ministry of Education shows that since 2003, the government has organized 56,000 inspection teams in three years, inspected more than 876,000 schools at all levels and various types, and cleared more than 1.32 billion yuan of illegal and arbitrary fees. A total of 5,931 people have been punished by party and government disciplines. "The governance achievements achieved under high-pressure conditions have not been consolidated and are still very fragile. They may rebound if we relax even a little bit." Yuan Guiren, deputy minister of the Ministry of Education, is worried about the repeated prohibitions on arbitrary charges for education in various places.

"Some places are still making clever excuses, and the problem of infringing on farmers' interests is still prominent. The old ones have not been solved, and new ones have occurred. The situation is grim." Secretary-General of the State Council Hua Jianmin pointed out.

Major environmental incidents have repeatedly endangered people's lives and health, and mass incidents caused by environmental pollution are on the rise in some areas. Weak environmental protection has become one of the issues that attracts public opinion.

Although the country continues to increase its crackdown, unhealthy tendencies in some fields continue to emerge. "Driven by departments, small groups and personal interests, some unhealthy tendencies are still in the trend of 'pressing the gourd and lifting the ladle'," said Li Zhilun, director of the Ministry of Supervision. This is an important reason why some people are dissatisfied with the rectification of social trends.

Correcting unhealthy tendencies is intended to improve mass satisfaction

“Some of the soil where unhealthy tendencies breed and spread have not yet been eradicated. Due to institutional mechanisms, some deep-seated problems that lead to unhealthy tendencies have It becomes more difficult to solve the problem," Minister Li Zhilun said very seriously and frankly to the leaders at all levels responsible for the national work style correction work at the just-concluded national work conference on work style correction.

Government departments such as industrial and commercial administration, public security law enforcement, and environmental protection have all adopted the helpless approach of "self-reliant and self-reliant" on the grounds of "insufficient national financial support", thus encouraging "excessive profiteering," The evil trend of "high income". Some law enforcement agencies have even formed a community of interests with their regulatory targets. In some places, there is a strange situation where the more serious the pollution, the more sewage fees are collected, and the environmental protection departments become richer.

“The pace of correcting work styles and addressing the root causes is slow, and some of the current ideological concepts and governance methods, especially the measures and construction of root causes, are relatively lagging behind.” Minister Li Zhilun said frankly. It is understood that the provincial rectification department has only a dozen people. A veteran cadre who has been engaged in rectification work for many years told Ban Yuetan reporter with a guilty look on his face: "According to the previous operation methods of rectification work, there are so many reports and complaints, how can we investigate them?" Most of them have to be transferred to the municipal and provincial departments, and we can only select a few outstanding cases to investigate and deal with. We are also anxious and cannot solve practical problems for the people. We are sorry for the people!" Author: Wang Minglu

Performers: Gao Yingpei, Fan Zhenyu Shaping characters and portraying personalities is a type of cross talk creation. "Unhealthy Style" is such a cross talk: it creates a relatively vivid and typical character image - "Super Glue".

"Super Glue" is a deformity that emerged after our society suffered the catastrophe of the "Cultural Revolution". He curried favor with his leaders and tried every means to get the director's sister-in-law, who had been sent to the countryside for less than a year, to be brought back to the city. He was very worldly and was familiar with all the ways to get through the back door. Hospitals...even crematoriums are not spared. He has vast supernatural powers and is omnipotent. "Exchanging meat heads for meat heads, trading meat heads for buns, and exchanging sick leave notes for cars." He also arranged to send the dead to the crematorium, and actually burned fifteen of them in one month. He is thick-skinned and is not ashamed of what he does, but is proud of it. The author has organized a series of baggage around his above characters, making this character stand vividly in front of the audience amidst roars of laughter.

To this day, aren’t characters like “Super Glue” still common in real life? He is the culmination of these characters and is the epitome of these characters. Just like after the release of "Buy the Monkey", "Madaha" became synonymous with those people who are careless, careless, laughing and irresponsible at work. This not only fully illustrates the typicality of this character, but also fully illustrates the success of this character creation.

This cross talk has two distinct characteristics in shaping characters:

First, it is good at selecting details and organizing baggage that can fully express the character's personality. For example:

“B: Why do you call that twenty-year-old sister when you are fifty-one?

A: You don’t understand this. This is the rule of going through the back door. It’s appropriate to go through the back door. Junior. If you have a sweet mouth, you will eat delicious things."

This is a very vivid, specific, vivid and unique description. It reveals some of the unwritten rules of "back door" and the psychology of those who use the back door, and vividly expresses the character traits of "universal glue". Just like blood and flesh, it enriches the character's image and more accurately depicts the character's spiritual world. Similar phenomena happen around us every day. Some of them we have turned a blind eye to and don’t take seriously. Because of this, when they were organized into baggage, they received a strong effect that was both reasonable and unexpected. If the author does not have a solid and rich life accumulation, if the author is not familiar with such characters in life, then it will be difficult for him to use both sources and use them freely when organizing the burden and expressing the theme.

Second, pay attention to arranging the plot based on the character's personality.

Plot is the history of character. The burden of cross talk is to be unexpected and reasonable. For jokes that focus on character creation, the most important thing to care about is the logic of character development. The story of "Unhealthy Wind" itself is a big burden. "Magic Glue" sent the bride to the wedding in a cremation car containing the dead, but unexpectedly dragged the bride to the crematorium. Such a thing would never happen in real life, but it is in line with his so-called omnipotent character.

No one else can or can do such ridiculous things, only his "universal glue" can do it.

This cross talk faces reality, touches on current ills, satirizes all kinds of ugly phenomena of "back door" in society, raises or answers social issues of general concern to the people, and explains how to correct these unhealthy trends. , the necessity and urgency of eradicating these garbage. But this is not about lingering or admiring, nor is it like previous critical realist works that made people discouraged and do nothing. Instead, it uses a comedy-like form of cross talk to let people say goodbye to the past happily, walk with their heads held high, and run towards tomorrow. .

What is particularly worth mentioning is that the author is not only good at "jumping out" to praise and criticize what he loves and hates, but he is also good at integrating his own tendencies into plots and scenes so that they can be revealed naturally. . For example, in this cross talk, "Magic Glue" made a lot of mistakes and failed, and turned his carefully planned masterpiece of dragging the bride to the crematorium in a cremation cart into an absurd scene of "pulling the bride to the crematorium" A careless farce. This "bottom" has a profound meaning, implying that when "going through the back door" reaches a certain level and verges on farce, it will inevitably have a tragic ending. Not only does it conform to the logic of life itself and the development of the character's personality, but it also has a strong contrast, making it lively, interesting, and endlessly memorable. A: What do you do?

B: Crosstalk actor.

A: What? Are you an actor?

B: Ah.

A: Who did it for you?

B: Who did it for me? I have loved literature and art since I was a child, and later I was admitted to a theater troupe.

A: Don’t do this, who are you fooling? To be honest, where is the way?

B: No way.

A: There is no way you can become an actor. The kid from our neighborhood has such great conditions. You said he has basic skills, a good waist and legs, he can do somersaults, and do jackpots. As for his voice, he can do treble, alto, and bass.

B: What a good condition.

A: I just can’t pass the aesthetic level.

B: The child is not growing well?

A: OK! The child is extremely good-looking, with thin skin, white flesh, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and double eyelids.

B: Then why?

A: It’s because there is a mole here. (Pointing to face)

B: What’s wrong with that?

A: No, I didn’t pass the exam. Such a handsome kid hasn't even passed the exam, how can you still pass the exam based on your appearance? Let everyone see, it doesn’t look as good as the thermos stopper!

B: Is there anyone who compares like you?

A: I’m confused? How could you become an actor if you had no other options? Even if you become an actor, your job will not go well. Adjust your work, I will help you, I have a way.

B: Why should I change my job? Not tuned.

A: I think you are a good friend. Let’s hang out and talk about things. I am a broad-minded person. How is the house? Is it suitable to live in? Let's change rooms, I have a way.

B: I knew he had a way. What should I change my house for? Don’t change!

A: Don’t be embarrassed.

B: Why are you embarrassed?

A: Is the house enough to live in?

B: Enough!

A: What’s enough? Don't do this and pretend to be fat. Who doesn't know that your son has no house when he gets married, so he has taken over your house, and you and your wife are living in the sewers.

B: Oh, we live in a ditch?

A: No, it’s just a round, big cement pipe as tall as one person, with bricks on both ends, a window and a door, and you old couple can live there. It is also said that this is a modern earthquake-proof shed.

B: Ouch!

A: Four children came that day to coax her and pushed her across the street. The next day you kids get up and can't find you, "Hey, where is our dad? He was still here last night! Why did he go to the other side of the road!"

B: What's wrong with me living in a cement pipe? Poor? Ugly? You should sympathize with me. It turns out that I live in two rooms, which were damaged by the earthquake. The "Gang of Four" sabotaged earthquake relief.

A: What about seven million? You still have to come to me and I'll take care of it for you, otherwise the eight million won't be your business. I have a way with the Housing Authority. I can handle it for you and get you a unit.

B: No, your room is "not easy to come to". As soon as I came up, if you have a way, please help me. This is called unhealthy trends. Don't ask, you are the king of the back door, and you only use the back door.

A: You shout! I'll install a loudspeaker for you so that everyone in the city can hear it.

B: Why are you still afraid that others will hear you?

A: You’re so stupid. Did anyone make any noise by going through the back door? For laymen, when you say this, you have never gone through the back door.

B: What’s the use of knowing how to use the back door?

A: There are so many uses. You don’t have to wait in line when others buy things; we can buy things that others can’t buy, and we can do things that others can’t do. Let's just say you have breakfast in the morning. Are you going to line up to buy fruits?

B: It is much more convenient to buy breakfast. When I go to work, there are only a dozen people queuing up and I can buy it quickly.

A: Can I buy it soon? The glutinous rice cakes you buy have to be paired with scones. The glutinous rice buns you buy are fried the night before. They are already fried after being left overnight. When you eat them, you have to pull them down with your teeth! "Hey! Why do you have to work so hard? Could you please lend me some scissors?"

B: You are exaggerating.

A: We don’t have to queue.

B: What are you doing...

A: I have a way. I have to order freshly fried glutinous rice noodles. No matter how many people are waiting in line, I just walk in without hesitation, "Xu Sister, um, um." (holds out two fingers) B: What is this? (Learn A’s movements)

A: Come on.

B: What’s going on with “Sister Xu”?

A: The person who fried the dumplings was a lesbian named Xu—Sister Xu.

B: Older than you?

A: No, I just started working, and I am only in my twenties.

B: How old are you?

A: Why ten? I'm fifty-one.

B: Why do you call someone in your twenties your sister when you are fifty-one?

A: You don’t understand this. This is a backdoor rule. If you go through the back door, you have to be a junior. If you have a sweet mouth, you will eat delicious things. Hehehe...

B: Don't be ashamed! Because of my stutter, I have become shorter in my life.

A: When Sister Xu saw me coming, she glanced at me and said, "Here I come, I'm late today, wait a minute." As she spoke, she jumped, jumped, and took off two pieces of noodles. Come on, hey, it's as big as a small steamed bun, and it looks like a small pot lid when it's patched up. I threw it in the pot and turned it over four times without getting it out. When I picked it out, it was so big, golden brown, and crispy.

B: Just take it away.

A: What’s wrong?

B: Do other customers have no objections?

A: Yes, at first some people reported that it would be fine as long as it became normal. They were used to it, and I got used to it.

B: I won’t be angry with you.

A: There are also some who are angry. That day, an old lady was leading a little girl in line. The little girl called the old lady grandma: "Grandma, look at this big fat guy coming every day. When he comes in, he calls out 'Sister Xu', stretches out two fingers and takes the big bun." Let's go. Grandma, you can try calling me "Sister Xu" tomorrow. We don't have to wait in line. You also have to line up. Children, we don’t want to learn this. This is called unhealthy behavior. Just ask him to take it away and put it in the back of his neck. Then he will burp after eating. ”

B: I’m scolded! what to do? Let's go through the back door.

A: Ah! I go through the back door every day, but today I had to go through the front door. I passed the old lady on purpose and said, "Old lady, please pay attention and don't rub yourself with oil. You will burp after eating. This thing is specially designed to cure stomach problems!"

B: Don’t you mean to be irritating? Can the old lady spare you?

A: The old lady was speechless. A stupid young man came next to me and grabbed me! "Hey, don't leave yet. Xu, do what he did and blow me up! If you don't, I'll smash your pot!"

B: This skill is great.

A: Awesome? It's far worse than Sister Xu. What a harsh word she has! "Give you two? Look at your appearance. I know who you are. Are you comparing yourself to him? He is a member of our relationship." Hey, by the way, we are a member of our relationship.

B: Anyone who uses the back door will get out of the related household.

A: When I think about it, Sister Xu is right, we are really related!

B: What is the relationship?

A: The knitted polyester pants she is wearing were made by me. They only cost six yuan including work and materials. How cheap.

B: Oh, I understand. I have been saying for a long time that you are a cloth seller.

A: What are you selling cloth for? I don't sell cloth.

B: Then... that knitted polyester?

A: We have a way. Xiao Zhao from the cloth shop is related to me. When he was selling cloth, he thought of me.

B: You can exchange it for a glutinous rice cake.

A: Hey. Can Xiao Zhao give me that material for free? I bought his big oil, which weighed more than four pounds without even asking for a meat ticket.

B: What?

A: Throw it away and treat it like a meathead. I take the meat head and exchange it for the meat head, and I exchange the meat head for the bun head.

B: Hoo!

A: Do you know me? Make a friend and let me know if you have any questions. If you ask me in Tianjin, everyone, both adults and children, will know that I have a nickname.

I have a nickname.

B: What is it called?

A: All-purpose glue.

B: Oh, are you the universal glue? Hold hands, we are both the same.

A: You are also a universal glue.

B: No, chemical swim bladder.

A: What is the chemical swim bladder used for?

B: We are both "sticky" enough.

A: You often hear people say that this person can do anything, can do anything, is omnipotent—that’s me. Not only am I omnipotent, I can also make friends - "universal glue".

B: Where did you come from?

A: What is wandering?

B: Do you have a formal occupation?

A: Yes, why not?

B: What kind of job do you have?

A: Logistics.

B: Grasping life?

A: The union will take care of that matter.

B: In charge of procurement?

A: That’s supply and marketing! I am logistics.

B: What about logistics?

A: Go through the back door frequently.

B: You don’t do any work at work, you’re just busy with this, and your boss doesn’t criticize you?

A: Who says not to criticize? The criticism is very sharp.

B: I knew you would be criticized. How did you criticize me?

A: "All-purpose glue, you are going to make a mistake if you do this! What's wrong with you? Why didn't the ribs you bought me last time be fat at all?"

B: Ah, is this called criticizing you? This is called supporting you through the back door.

A: Yes, our leader criticized me too sharply and hit the nail on the head. My part is quite fat, but our director’s part is not fat. I said: "Remember this lesson, I will buy you something fat next time." "Anything fat or not, come here, come here." Our director called me into his room and wanted to talk to me privately. "Super Glue, please do something for me! My sister-in-law has been going to the mountains and countryside for almost a year and she hasn't come back yet. You have to find a way to do it for her." I said, "Okay, director, I will do it." Try your best. You are giving me a chance to make atonement through meritorious service."

B: What kind of atonement through meritorious service?

A: You don’t understand! I want to get the director's sister-in-law back. Everything will be easier for me in this factory from now on, and the water on my feet will be flat.

B: Do you have a solution for this?

A: No.

B: Go find Sister Xu!

A: No, Sister Xu can only deal with tycoons.

B: Let’s exchange it for a glutinous rice cake!

A: No, I can’t get it back even with ten gluttons.

B: What should you do?

A: Inquire, ask where. If you feel the way, you can ask the golden pony with your diligence.

Hey, I found out as expected! Xiao Li, our factory's cousin, is the director's sister-in-law, the secretary of the commune party committee who jumped in and settled in that place. When I told Xiao Li, he promised that it would be no problem and he promised to get it done, but he just didn't have time now. He was busy getting married and asked me to help him with his wedding first. In exchange, after the wedding was over, the director's sister-in-law would definitely come back.

B: Can you handle the happy event?

A: It’s so easy. I’m responsible for Xiao Li’s happy event. We have a way! I bought the large cabinet and the sofa. I even organized the banquet on the wedding day, with sixteen tables in one.

B: Why prepare so much?

A: There are so many relatives and friends! After everything was done, the bride made a condition.

B: What conditions?

A: You must have a car. You can’t get there without a car.

B: This idea is wrong. Why are you so extravagant and wasteful?

A: The car has no way to find me. I said: "It doesn't matter, Xiao Li, don't worry! Don't you need a car? I have a way. I'll call the cleaning team later."

B: Ah! Let the bride sit in the big dirty car!

A: Let’s clean up and prepare the seats!

B: Don’t deal with it, no!

A: No...can we ask the Construction Bureau to bring a bulldozer?

B: Oh, shovel the bride away.

A: Xiao Li said: "Don't be joking, okay?" Hey! I remembered that our neighbor Liu Zhi drove in a car team.

B: What is the relationship between Liu Zhi and you?

A: Related household.

B: It’s a related household again! What kind of relationship is this?

A: I gave you a copy of Liu Zhi’s leave note.

B: Why so many?

A: I have a way. I’ll give you a copy. If you have any problems, you can fill it out yourself. It’s all stamped.

B: You support him staying in hospital.

A: Don’t say that? It’s easier for me to use the car.

B: Make use of each other.

A: "Liu Zhi? I am Super Glue! There is something. At two o'clock in the afternoon on Sunday, I have to use a car. I'd better bring a 'bread' to pick up the bride. What? Arrive on time. Okay, see you later. ""Xiao Li, how about it? Don't worry. The bus will arrive on time at two o'clock on Sunday. I'll pick it up for you." "Xiao Li just left." ..." The phone rang again, "Who are you looking for? All-purpose glue, I am..."

B: Are you still busy enough?

A: "What did you say? Ah - (crying)"

B: What's wrong with you?

A: The niece of my sister-in-law’s fourth aunt and my eldest cousin’s second great-aunt are dead.

B: What is this generation?

A: That old man is so kind, especially since my second aunt is my relative.

B: He deserves it. Who asked him to steal the leave note?

A: My second great-aunt died, and I was alone. There was no one at home. I had to be busy and quickly called the funeral home to order the cremation car.

B: Are you also good at a funeral home?

A: I have a way. I am very familiar with funeral parlors and crematoriums. If you have any questions, please let me know.

B: It’s okay! Who always deals with crematoriums.

A: We can book a car with just one phone call. The car will come at one o'clock on Sunday and burn my second aunt's uncle. I made a plan, sent the cremation car away, and went with Liu Zhi to pick up the bride at two o'clock. After the wedding ceremony was completed, the director's sister-in-law came back.

B: You are busy enough.

A: It’s twelve o’clock on Sunday. Liu Zhi called me and said that the car can’t come. The team urgently informed me that private car rental must be approved by the team. Liu Zhi is also stubborn. Are you not allowed to send patients to see a doctor? He told the truth. When the dispatcher heard about the wedding car, he refused to approve it.

B: Think of other ideas.

A: I’ll call Che again. I made several calls, but either I couldn't find anyone or the car was not at home. What should I do? Xiao Li's bride couldn't pick her up, and the director's sister-in-law couldn't come back either.

Hehehe...

B: Why are you happy again?

A: I have an idea. Why don’t you burn my second aunt by car at one o’clock? The route I took with cremation car A was good. My second great-aunt lived at Jingang Bridge, the bride stayed at Xiaowangzhuang Anding Bridge, and the groom’s car stopped at Beiyang Bridge. These three bridges were very convenient.

B: Oh, I understand! You plan to visit your second aunt at Jingang Bridge, then pick up the bride from Xiaowangzhuang, and have the bride come down to Beiyang Bridge before being cremated.

A: Discuss with the driver first. The driver knows me: "All-purpose glue is your business again. You are very busy this month. Good guy, you will burn fifteen of them! One every two days on average. "Who was burned today?" "This is my second aunt." "Where was the one from yesterday?" "Fourth aunt." "Oh, they are all relatives." "No, you, they are all related households. You have to do a favor today." "I didn't say it, I didn't say it!" "Let's stop the car at Xiaowangzhuang." "Oh, are there any family members there?" "No, let's pick up the bride." The driver heard this and said, "You took the wrong medicine! I killed him and took the bride with me?" "I said you could help more, more..." I turned around. Look: On my second great-aunt’s table, there is a cigarette with a Phoenix filter. I said: "Please help me more, please help me more." "Don't do this!..." (Learning to pretend to smoke)

B: It's pretending.

A: How about it? I was immediately hooked.

B: It’s all-purpose glue.

A: There was a trade union director in my second aunt's factory - a big fat man who was quite deaf, so he insisted on following me.

B: That’s their job.

A: I was busy putting my second aunt in the back of the car, and we got in the car and went to Xiaowangzhuang to pick up the bride. As soon as I entered the door, I yelled, "Happy, happy..." There is a sister-in-law in the bride's family who I know. She is the girl at our door, whose nickname is "Zheli". I looked at "Zhaili" and said, "Super Glue, why are you here?" "I'm here to pick up the bride, let's go, let's go!" It was so quiet, even the bride and three other people, and her sister-in-law saw her as soon as she left the house. The car was "covered", "I said, super glue, this is a car, why is it still blue and white?" "Luxury car, get in quickly." Let me push it up. When I got in the car, I saw a big fat man, "Super Glue, why is there anyone else in the car? Who is this fat man?" "This is... the groom, Xiao Li, the union director of his factory."

B: Huh? Isn’t he the union director of your second great-aunt?

A: My second aunt can’t mention it, it’s private property. I said: "Right, director?" The fat man was deaf and couldn't hear clearly, "Yes, yes, yes!"

B: What is right?

A: This "Zhali" really likes to talk, and he and the fat man fell in love: "This leader, your fat body is still causing trouble for you." "Did you say that?"

B: Can’t hear.

A: "It's going to hurt you!" "What's not said, what's not said, we have been with the deceased for so many years!"

B: Ah! To reveal the secret.

A: "Zhaili" heard this and said, "I said it's all-purpose glue. Why is there a dead person here?" "...He said something about me. Isn't my nickname 'Four Locks'?" ”

B: Really able to deal with it.

A: The fat man continued to mutter, "For him, our leaders don't care about money." I said, "Sister-in-law, you heard it, Xiao Li's happy event, our leaders don't care about money. "We've been all over Tianjin, and he's really out of control." Upon hearing this, "Zheli" said, "Why hasn't he been cured yet?" I said, "Sister-in-law, let's use our Tianjin dialect to express this happy event." It’s hopeless.”

B: That’s true.

A: The driver just wanted to have fun while meditating, and said in his heart: "All-purpose glue, all-purpose glue, go ahead and be immoral! I have never encountered this problem after driving for so many years! In my car How lively, crying and laughing at the same time. "Stop at Beiyangqiao, he is just having fun and goes directly to the crematorium."

B: What should I do with you this time?

A: As soon as she entered the crematorium, the bride understood. She was scared and aggrieved, and started crying, "Sister-in-law, I'm unlucky for you. Did I say I didn't want the car? You had to come up with the idea." A car.

You also said that this is the only time in your life, why don't you be more careful? Good this time, pay attention to Dafa! People say, "It's the first time for a eldest daughter to sit in a sedan chair." Well, this is the first time for a eldest daughter to enter the cremation ground. "This bride also has a problem. She likes to twitch horns when she is angry, "We..."

B: What's wrong?

A: Passed out!

B: I’m in shock.

A: The big fat man was scared, “All-purpose glue! Another one dies, which one should we burn first today? I said, "This can't be burned. The director's sister-in-law hasn't come back yet!" ”

B: Still thinking about going through the back door. Wang Minglu, a national first-level screenwriter, a representative figure in folk art, cross talk, and sketch creation, started creating new cross talk in 1958, and has won many awards. His representative works include "Bear and Elephant", "Unhealthy Style", "Who Are You Going Against", "Lesson" and other popular cross talk jokes, which are very popular. "With the Street Stall" was the first work to hit the first auction of new cross-talk works across the country (Tianjin). The cross-talk script set a record price of 200,000 yuan.

Wang Minglu is good at observing life carefully and extensively. Possessing life materials, he can more accurately grasp the posture and spiritual world of the characters in his works. The solid and rich accumulation of life enables Wang Minglu to use both sources freely when organizing baggage to express themes. In addition, the folk art works he created are very suitable for the time. The social background is more acceptable to the audience, widely praised, and deeply loved by the audience.