Talk about something funny and humorous! ! It's easier to enhance feelings. Here are some ways for you:
1. Read more jokes and learn the classic sentences, which will be of great use.
2. Read more sketches, some of which are very funny in tone and contain many funny sentences, which can be learned.
What's more important, contact with humorous people and be influenced by them, depending on the degree, time or time you are not humorous.
watch more funny entertainment programs (I guess), so you know many ways to express humor ...
Then you will tell cold jokes ... look ... my collection ...
Be sure to remember a few that you think are the funniest. Then tell others:
1. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom.
Two big ones asked the little ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together.
The little ones said I wouldn't go and I left, so you ate my mushrooms.
The two big ones said they wouldn't, so the little rabbits went ~ ~
Half a year passed and the little ones didn't come back. One big one said that it wouldn't come back. ~~~
A year has passed and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The two big discussions don't have to wait for us to eat.
Just then the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms
2. Many things will have all kinds of smells when cooked ... so cooking; Always very particular.
But ... on the contrary ... there is something; It will smell better if it is iced. What is it?
electricity.
Because ... refrigerators -> Electricity-ice-(fragrance) ...
3. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink ... coffee ...
Because ... (Car)- (flying)
4. We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what do we call a bear without a penis?
the answer is the female bear, because the female bear doesn't have a penis
5. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread that turned into a steamed bun after eating a meatball ~
6. Once upon a time, there was a steak medium rare and a steak medium rare. Why didn't they say hello when they met in the street?
Because they are strangers ...
7.Q: One day, it took a bird an hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours when I came back! WHY？
because it was raining! So cover the rain with one hand and fly with the other.
8. Q: What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?
A: Chicken nuggets (fast)
Nicole Kidman (slow)
9. On the plane, an air hostess asked a little girl, "Why doesn't the plane hit the stars when it flies so high?"
The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will' flash'!"
1. Excuse me, who gave you the water of forgetfulness?
Answer: Aha ~ ~
Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ~ ~ ~"
11. Q: What animal is the easiest to stick on the wall?
A: sea (newspaper) leopard
12.Q: who will help you with your meal when you are full?
A: Fei long, because Fei long adds
13 stars, the moon and the sun. Which one is dumb?
stars, because there is a saying in Lu Binghua's song, "The stars in the sky don't talk.
14. What's the pencil's surname?
Xiao, because: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil
15. Which cartoon character is always in the dark?
tinker bell (robot cat) is opaque.
16. 4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away 5 people?
Four people were playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take five people away?
Because the person they beat was called Mahjong
17. Xiaoming: "Do you know the name of the boxing champion Ali's father?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "Idiot! Alibaba, of course. "
18. Ming: "Do you know what mosquitoes don't bite?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "jelly, of course, jelly pudding!" Haha! "
19.4. (raw) mother's name is peanut! What's the name of (Flower)' s mother?-Wonderful pen, because (Wonderful pen gives birth to flowers)
2. I'll tell you a touching story
Get out of here! (The story of driving people away
21. There is a family ... the whole family is very lazy ...
My father asked my mother to do housework, but my mother didn't want to do it, so she asked my sister to do it ...
But my sister didn't want to do it, so she asked her dog to do it ...
One day a guest came to the house and found the dog doing housework ...
!
The dog said, "I can't help it ... They told me to do it ..."
The guests were even more surprised ...: "You can talk! ! ! !
puppy: shh! Keep your voice down ... or they'll know I can talk ... and ask me to answer the phone ...! !
22. Why do foxes often fall! !
Because foxes are very cunning (their feet are slippery)
23. A psychology professor said to the meeting host, "If you want to make the women at the meeting quiet all at once, just ask them a question:' Ladies, which one of you is the oldest?' The venue will soon become silent. "
24. Female:" I am better married to the devil than to you. "
M: "This is impossible, because close relatives are forbidden to get married."
25. Lele went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys ... and threw peanuts to them ... but one monkey always put peanuts in his ass first ... and then took them out ... Lele felt sick and ran to ask the director ... why did the monkey behave in such a strange way? ... The director explained: Because a man threw him a big peach last year ... and the fruit of that big peach could not be eaten.
princess: "broken throat!" "
No one: "Princess! I'm coming to save you! "
Devil: "Damn it .."
Ghost: "Who found me?"
Who: "What's it to me?"
the devil is dead! !
27. Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat.
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One day, the white cat fell into the water.
The black cat rescued it.
The white cat said a word to the black cat.
````` Q: This sentence is. On the longest ... the most terrible road ...
The taxi driver drove there ...
A woman waved to get on the bus by the roadside ... Hmm ... It was quite quiet all the way ...
Until the woman spoke ...
She said, "I'll give you an apple ... It's delicious ..." The driver thought.
the driver said, "it's delicious!" The woman replied, "I liked apples before my death ..."
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"But I don't like eating it after giving birth to a child.
29. The eleventh book is incredible (book11)
3. A person who is painted golden is a blockbuster (a golden man)
. The moon represents my heart (
CoCo Lee, how much I love you ...)
34. What color can best imitate? -red (mill) imitates
35. Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the least powerful? Jasmine, because: what a beautiful (powerless)
jasmine
36. The star. The moon. Which one is the mute? Stars, because there is a saying in Lu Binghua's song that "the stars in the sky don't talk"
37. What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn)
38. What kind of flower has no children? Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)
39. A mother gave birth to conjoined twins, and her sister's name was Mary, so what was her sister's name?
A: Monroe Because: Marilyn Monroe
4.
Xiaoming: Have you ever seen a turtle shake its head?
Kangkang shakes his head) No
Xiaoming: Have you ever heard the story that a fool says yes, an idiot says no, and a mentally retarded person doesn't talk
Kangkang: .............
41. Pig: "Chicken, why don't you take a shower? It stinks more than me. "
Chicken: "Mom won't let me wash it."
piggy: "why?"
Chicken: "Mom says it's dirty to rub myself back and forth in the shower."
42. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the wolf.
The wolf easily destroyed the straw house, wooden house and brick house. The three little pigs ran desperately, but they were caught up by the wolf.
the three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you want.
At this time, the wolf grinned and drooled, saying,
Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is.
43.
Q: What do African cannibals eat?
A: people!
Q: then one day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. what did he eat?
A: vegetable eater! ~~
44. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who will be sick?
The answer is: Xiaobai
Because: Little White Rabbit (spits)
45. What letter is the saddest ~!
answer; F because FB (sad) I (ai)
46. Who plays games, the wolf, the tiger and the lion, will definitely be eliminated-Wolf, Momotaro (eliminated the wolf)
47. Why is the silkworm baby rich? Because ..... silkworms can cocoon (thrifty)
48.4. (Female guests finish dancing)
Brother Xian: Your dancing is really bare-chested and well-organized ...
49.13. Brother Xian: Don't watch Kang Kang grow like this. Kang Kang is actually a hybrid.
He is from another planet ...
5.2 China, Japan and the United States, which country has the most troops?
A: Japan ... There is a singer named Ayumi Hamasaki in Japan (soldiers March in unison) ~ ~
51. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said that feeding the yang was against the yin (the sheep phone was fed by the eagle
52. There were ten sheep, nine of whom were squatting in the sheepfold, and one was squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatted wrong < p That's celery dung (diligence)! ! ! What color is celery (vegetable) dung?
Answer: yellow
Because: Qin Shihuang (Qin Shi Huang)
54.(2) Which Chinese character is the coolest?
a: thongs are cool.
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57 a time, there was a eunuch ... ......................
............................................................................................................................................... Yeah ~ ~ Hands shaking and stretching down, what is it? It's fallen leaves! Ha ha ha, laughing me to death
58. The coffee cup and the water cup crossed the road together. At this time, an old man shouted "Be careful, it's a red light now". But after a while, the coffee cup crossed the road smoothly, but the water cup was hit by a truck and flowed into the note. Why?
key: Because the coffee cup has "ears" and the water cup doesn't have 5555555555555555^^
59. Why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? There is no Amitabha in the south
6. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? Frog fouls with breaststroke
61. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? The mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, and she followed him to the grass. A hedgehog came out later. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog: you damn fool, you said you didn't have an affair. Who are you going to seduce by rubbing so much mousse?
63. On MSN, I wanted to ask my junior if there was a CD, but I just typed "Junior has a C" and accidentally pressed Enter to send it out.
junior: "you hate it, but I seem to be more than that, right?"
I was sweating, so I quickly added the second half sentence: "... D?"
junior: "well, almost, hey hey! : p "
I'm dizzy! ! !
64. Young girls engage in prostitution-making Tongji a famous scientific name! !
65. My brother doesn't like his mother's cooking very much, but he likes instant noodles. Mom scolded him: "You won't go out to buy lunch? Eating instant noodles is not nutritious! ！”
The younger brother talked back and said, "I just like eating, so what!"
"Alas ~ Mom tells you that instant noodles are really not a good thing. There is a young lady in your father's company who wants to save all her money and send it home, so she eats instant noodles in the morning, at noon and at night. Eat instant noodles every day, and she died three months later! "
- Brother (frightened to disgrace): "Really?"
- how could mom lie to you? "
- Really, then how did she die? "
- Well ... I had an accident while buying instant noodles ..."
66. A man went to visit his grandmother with a friend. When he was talking to his grandmother, his friend began to eat the peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma replied, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate out of them. Old, cough. . .
67. The eldest brother and the second brother fly, and the second brother gets airsick and keeps vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to get it. When he came back,