1. She is a goddess, she will shine. And I'm just a female, I can reflect.

2. I have liked you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I have to leave, which will take longer than a long, long time.

3. If you say you don’t waste your youth, then your youth really has not been in vain.

4. A woman who cannot cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

5. Don’t scare my parents with my grades. I can’t let my family know.

6. If pigs can fly, who will buy airplanes? Just ride a pig to heaven.

7. I left my hometown back then. Since then, the people in the village have never been able to drink from the well water.

8. Wife, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, but I love you and rice. The mouse eats the rice, but I keep my wife in my heart.

9. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be renamed GoodBye?

10. I love you is the most clichéd love saying but it can make people feel warm in their hearts.

11. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many that truly belong to you.

12. Holes in jeans are already fashionable. When will pilling in sweaters and scarves become fashionable?

13. Inadvertent encounters, inadvertent partings, life is always like this, very helpless.

14. If there is a funeral at work, all students must dress up to attend.

15. There is always someone whose text message can make you smile immediately.

16. One day, 0 and 8 met on the street. 0 looked at 8 disdainfully and said: You are just fat, why should you wear a belt?

17. My puppy is lost and I can’t find it using Sogou. I’m so worried.

18. Someone’s goal: to kill three Zhuge Liangs with one cobbler.

19. Although the school is very poor, it never hesitates to print examination papers, which deeply moved me.

20. I just want you to accompany me and just smile at me. I just want you to kiss me and just tease me. I just won’t give up.

21. The feeling of having a scumbag among a bunch of top students is like a bottle of Liushen mixed in a bunch of famous brand perfumes.

22. No matter how bad my scores are, they are all my own! I! No! dislike!

23. In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

24. The thing I am least good at doing is to keep people, but everyone insists on leaving.

25. It’s useless for me to think that others can’t find me if I am invisible. A woman as popular as me shines like a firefly in the dark no matter where she is.

26. There is no perfect life. Just be happy whether you are rich or poor.

27. I miss you so much when I can’t see you! I was so mean when I saw you!

28. I look forward to the young man I love deeply who will lead me into marriage one day.

29. You are not my contact lens, why should I take you seriously?

30. If you take a quick look, you may not be very good, but if you take a closer look, you might as well take a quick look.

31. When I was a child, I would blush whenever someone stared at me. Now, whenever someone stares at me, I will make him blush.

32. I tried to be an interesting person, but I went astray and became a funny person.

33. When I like you, I think you are cute even if you eat shit; when I don’t like you, I think you are eating shit no matter what you do.

34. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

35. Do you know why you always feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin!

36. As long as the cat doesn’t eat fish, I promise not to drink; if there are mice who are not afraid of cats, I won’t copy the exam; if the cooked duck can fly, I will blow the whole bottle of white wine!

37. It suddenly started to snow in my world, my God! Please stop brushing your hair next to me.

38. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

39. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe it too finely.

40. A wool blanket can warm an orphan's lonely night, and it can also cover up the sweaty adultery of a couple.

41. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out earlier.

42. I regard money as my grandson and you regard money as your biological father. Who do you think I am to you?

43. Flying down three thousand feet, what otaku would not waste paper. An Neng bows down to serve the powerful, who will he sleep with tonight?

44. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

45. My dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest time in my life is the time I spend with you.

46. When I wake up every morning and meet your pampering eyes, I forget the nightmare I had last night.

47. At that time, Xiao Yanzi became a director, Ziwei became a director, Fifth Prince became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an emoticon.

48. Every time the teacher says, please put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on it.

49. Play with your life: You can only play when you have your life. If you lose your life, what are you doing with it?

50. I treat you as a friend, but you treat me as a fool. Sister is not someone to be trifled with.

51. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

52. Who said the results are not important? Why should the results of my hard work be given to others.

53. Women don’t want to spend money, unless they don’t come to their aunt, and men don’t want to spend money, unless they come to their aunt.

54. You can say whatever you want about me that I'm handsome, I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a bunch of innocent ugly guys.

55. Carve loneliness on the wine bottle, drink it into your bladder, urinate it out, and let loneliness spread all over the floor!

56. Brother, is your nickname "Qiugao"? I'm totally blown away by you.

57. Making money is like a long-distance run. You run here and there without seeing the shadow of money. Spending money is like running water, and there is no shadow of money behind you.

58. People who are too simple will never be able to solve those scheming math problems, and they can’t win against this little bitch of math!

59. I think there is always a cute little bully in my body, and I have to answer questions to feed it, but recently I discovered that it is starving to death.

60. I am the chessboard and you are the chess pieces. Together we are a game of chess that will never be finished.

61. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives. It is really like the world of ice and fire.

62. If anyone dares to disturb my homework again, I will play with him.

63. Time is a butcher's knife. This is said to those who are beautiful. For those who are ugly, time has nothing to do with them.

64. When attending a weight loss class, the coach asked me to wear loose clothes. Why should I attend a weight loss class if I have loose clothes?

65. There are no fat people in the world. If there are more thin people, there will be fat people!

66. There was a match. If I didn’t wash my hair for several days, my scalp would itch and I would be burned to death if I scratched it.

67. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principles of life are only three words, it depends on my mood.

68. Behind a successful man there is always a woman, and behind a rich woman there is always a group of men.

69. Don’t call me a light bulb from now on, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

70. It hurts a little, but once you get used to it, it won’t hurt anymore. Even if it breaks your heart, you will get used to it.

71. I don’t have many words! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you around, everything is you!

72. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.

73. The luckiest thing is that when he has many choices, he still chooses to be with you.

74. Generally, good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.

75. There is no distinction between high and low in life. Do not underestimate yourself at any time.

76. Some people can’t tell what’s good about it, but I just want to see him take a shower.

77. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stamp my feet every day when I have nothing to do.

78. Are we familiar with you? If you have nothing to do, just play a video. You can treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

79. The world has its own way of heaven, then let the way of heaven take care of you!

80. You said that you might marry someone you don’t like in the future. It doesn’t matter. I am willing to be the person you don’t like.

81. I am waiting for someone, someone who can stay with me for a long, long time.

82. I knew you wouldn’t follow me if I stretched out my hand, so I stretched out my foot and saw that I tripped and you came after me.

83. I want to be a person like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating delicious food. This is called connotation.