A, "Lushan bamboo shadow in one thousand, cloud lock peak water flow.

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

There are 3,000 borders in the northwest of Yao Lu, and there are millions of states in the southeast.

The scenery can't be seen for a while, so lucky chance has a chance to see it again. "

Second, "Castle Peak Songying is a Millennium, and the cloud locks the peak water.

Wan Li River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

Looking three thousand miles to the north, sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River are nearsighted.

The beautiful scenery is endless, so lucky opportunities will come again. "

Three, "Longchuan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, Yunsuo peak flowing water gurgling,

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

Looking at the northwest of the 3 thousand border from a distance, it is likely to drown the twelve States in the south of the Yangtze River.

I can't see all the good scenery for a while, so the lucky opportunity will come again in the future. "

Fourth, generals are born brave and arrogant, and the wind blows drums, mountains and rivers, lightning flags, and the sun and the moon shine high.

There is an ant in the unicorn hole in the sky. Can it escape from peace? When we come back, my husband and I will unbutton our shirts.

It is difficult to keep a wolf as a dog and look after the house at the same time.

Shortly after the ink dyed the cormorant black, the crow was painted white.

Candied Huang Lian will suffer eventually, but melons and fruits are not sweet.

Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.

"Jinshan bamboo shadow in one thousand, the cloud locks high, and the water flows naturally.

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

As far away as Hubei, three thousand miles. As far as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River.

I can't see the beautiful scenery for a while, but I have a lucky chance to travel in the world of pictorial. "

Extended data:

At the end of 2005, with the inheritance and development of traditional crosstalk, Degang Guo began to enter people's field of vision. His stories and cross talk jokes can be seen everywhere on the Internet and in newspapers. He injected a new vitality into the declining comic circle and set off a new climax of cross talk.

The humorous elements in Degang Guo's cross talk works are diverse and consist of many parts. Just using Degang Guo's crosstalk language is enough to show humor. There are many ways to express humor in language. This paper analyzes the humor of Degang Guo's crosstalk language from three aspects: phonetics, vocabulary and figures of speech.

Degang Guo, a crosstalk performer, injected diversified humorous forms into crosstalk works, which set off another new climax of crosstalk industry and injected new vitality into the crosstalk industry on the verge of crisis. His cross talk works use a lot of language means to present the witty and clever Guo humor to the public.