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Funny and rare remarks

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The short man rides a big horse - a dilemma between up and down

The short man rides on a tall mountain - a dilemma between up and down

The short man sits on a high stool - a dilemma — Out of reach

Then dig out the seeds from the gourd - each one is missing

Then dig your head into the fire pit - hold your breath and make the fire

Then drink water from the middle of the head - — Barely able

The dwarf pushes the palm—the shot is not high

The dwarf climbs the hill—is greedy for cheap

B

Blows the fire with the rolling pin— — Know nothing

Newly hatched chicks - tough mouth and soft legs

Anti-aircraft cannons to kill mosquitoes - overqualification

Dogs catching mice - meddling in other people's business

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The dog chases the duck away - croaks

The dog has horns on its head - pretends to be a sheep

The dog lifts the door curtain - all with its mouth

The dog Biting mice - meddling in other people's own business

Selling dog meat at the expense of sheep's heads - inconsistent inside and outside

C

Picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelons - Be greedy for small things and lose big things

Jiang Taigong is fishing - those who are willing will take the bait

Looking at the moon with myopia - such a big star

Row a boat in a well - not much of a future

D

Open the bow without firing the arrow - bluff

Confucius moved house - Jingshu (lost)

Put nails in the pockets - all of them Want to get ahead

E

The donkey playing the grindstone broke its harness - idling for a while

The donkey playing the piano lost the songbook - no music

Lazy woman’s bound feet - smelly and long

Tiger fighting - not advised

Tiger hanging rosary - fake compassion

Tiger pulling cart - —Who dares to chase (dare)

Tiger’s butt – cannot be touched

Pluck hair from tiger’s head – I don’t know how powerful it is

Swat flies on tiger’s head – good Big ones

Sores on the palms - poisonous hands

Putting shoes on the palms - no way; unable to walk

Spreading pancakes on the palms - skillful hands; good hands

A toad with its skin peeled off - annoying when alive, scary in death

A temple with its walls peeled off - panicked

Plantains planted in ancient trees ——Rough branches and large leaves

Panana blossoms—one heart; closely connected

Panana leaves build bird’s nests—good times don’t last long

Scarred eyes and sores— It's so bad

Pluck weeds to attract snakes - ask for trouble; ask for trouble

Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last

Jointed sorghum - taller and higher; rising steadily

Raised drum - two-sided light

Plucked alarm clock - specializing in reminding people

Plucked the radish - the hole is there

Plucked the radish and planted onions - each crop is spicier than the last

The plucked phoenix - not as good as a chicken

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A pigeon that has its feathers plucked - cannot fly

Plucked out the plug and does not use water - is stubborn

Plucked the growth - eager for success

The pearl hidden in the clam - the good stuff is inside

Blow the fire with a mallet - know nothing about it

Hit the vat with a mallet - fall apart

Use the mallet as a needle - no matter how thick it is Points

The stick turns into a candle - carelessness

The stick goes to the city - becomes a master and makes mischief

Putting a needle in the stick - there is a rough part and a fine one

The stick hits the bamboo tube - fantasy (sound)

The stick goes to the sky - one day it will fall to the ground

The stick hits the duck - scratches (croaks)

beating mandarin ducks with sticks - difficult to separate; two separated

making cakes out of sticks - not a serious ingredient

cooking gourds with stick noodles - confused; confused

Boiled chicken with stick noodles - confused eggs

Arranged marriage - involuntary; involuntary

Wash your face with a single cloth - generous

Bao Gong’s Shangfang Sword—Behead First and Play Later

Bao Gong’s Guillotine—Don’t Recognize the Person

Bao Gong’s Judgment of the Case—Recognize the Reason but Not the Person

Gong Bao distributes grain - for the sake of the poor

Gong Bao kills his nephew - first governs the internal, then the outside

Gong Bao tries the case - impartially; disowns his relatives

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Gong Bao guillotined the emperor's relatives - the law is intolerable

Getting on the plane with the cloth covering your feet - ascending to the sky in one step

A rattle grew on the cloth covering your feet - Good angle (feet) and color (lice)

Wrap the foot cloth to make a whip - Wen (Wen) cannot be Wen (Wen), Wu (Dance) cannot be Wu (Dance)

Bao The footcloth is used as a button - smelly and hard; smelly and hard

The footcloth is used as a scarf - it smells bad

The dumpling wrapper is used to make pancakes - a versatile person

The fly wraps the net - what a big face

The fly yawns - not angry

The fly's belly - has flexion (maggots)

A fly's view of the world - burrowing in wherever it smells

A fly falls into a sauce vat - confused; confused

A fly bites the feces - the smell is the same

The fly bites the egg - it penetrates every hole

The fly bites the Bodhisattva - the wrong person's head

The fly flies to the cow's crotch - it fades away

Flies Flying into the garden - pretending to be crazy (bee)

A fly flying into a cow's eye - asking for trouble; asking for trouble

A fly makes friends with a dung beetle - they share the same odor

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Flies meet spiders - they fall into a trap

Flies see a dung pile - they stare (bite) and stay there

Flies land on rotten eggs - they find a crack Maggots

A fly landed in a honey pot - got stuck on it

A fly touched the glass - saw a bright future and no future

A fly played with lamp grass - died Have fun; die happily

Flies pushing against the wall - overestimating one's own capabilities; underestimating one's abilities