2. Pig eight quit carrying his wife. So harmonious.
Your serious appearance can't hide your man's heart!
Even your period will leave you when you are old, let alone a man.
-I'm a good girl. You don't even like me. Did you like men as a teenager?
I want to be a shemale, but I can't afford to go to Thailand, so? Yes
6. Up to now, the only thing I can't put down is chopsticks.
7. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach Mcdull
8. Bitches with dogs will always exist.
9. Lucky money, you are more important than my rotten eggs.
10. I asked my sister: Why do you want to burn a good piece of paper? She said: Hum, because it looks whiter than my face.
1 1. I often tell myself not to hang myself on the tree and not to get lost in the forest.
12. Sorry, the wife you dialed is having an affair.
13. My mother told me that the highest level of eating buffet is: help the wall to go in and help the wall to come out.
14. Are you cheap, mistress is there, infertile.
15. I wish you happiness in flowers. .
16. The teacher asked me why I got a score in the English exam, and I replied: Because I love China.
17. Life tells us that if you meet an idiot, you should stay away from him decisively, otherwise you may become good friends in the future.
18. Girl, I will drive Alto to see you with my friends tomorrow, hehe.
19. I saw a penny on the side of the road, and I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be a talk, damn it ... who spit so roundly.
20. treat me as grandiose, and I treat you as a fool.
2 1. If the sky is sentimental, people will be old and the adulteress will die young.
22. Smoked rice noodles are spicy, and your father's nickname is Tang Sanzang.
23. What a woman wants to hear most is not what her lover says: wife, baby, dear. But when I was walking in the street, my sister-in-law was fine.
24. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. Click it and someone will come out.
25. Why is my life always different from their calculations? Are they wrong or am I wrong?
26. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.
27. Never lose weight. Now that you are ugly and fat, it's an excuse.
28. Beast, let go of that girl and let me go first.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
30.? There are more than 700 million pimples a year, and they can circle the earth five times together.
3 1. Only you know how painful it is when your heart is torn.
32. My wife and grandfather said: Power failure? Never mind, light a candle and watch TV!
33. Who hasn't died since ancient times? Bitch dies first, then I die.
34. The Five Classics told the Four Classics and the Three Classics that her second aunt's period was coming.
35. The middle finger said to the sky, I said, Oh, my God, come on.
The wolf will never leave Kotaro, because he will definitely come back.
37. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.
38. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, he finally went ashore and we all drowned.
39. Life is like toilet paper. Don't say anything if you have nothing to do.
40. Where will you wait for me? I will accompany you to watch the sinking of Japan Island.
4 1. Families who can eat vegetables must be not bad.
42. I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.
43. Enter the signature. The school is a prison. I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years.
44. I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.
45. The happiest thing in life is to find a woman to talk to.
46. Enter your signature. Your Durex smile, I can't even search Baidu.
47. When you think that the person you like likes you, you usually think too much.
48. You tell me: What do you take me for? My answer is: I treat you as my dog.
49. Narcissism is better than inferiority complex. Narcissism proves that I am confident. Do you agree?
50. The furthest distance in the world is not that you can't see Chairman Mao in Tiananmen Square, but that you can't see Chairman Mao when you open your wallet.
5 1. You are not an iphone, so why wait so hard for you!
You don't live for others. Why are you so tired?
1. The biggest mistake in life is constantly worrying about whether you will make mistakes. ...
2. Tragedy is to destroy beautiful things for people to see. That kind of overwhelming sadness, I hope it's just the contrived moan when I was young.
God gave us this heart to love, not to hate. You should know that loving someone is much happier than hating someone.
4. I think a good relationship is not a one-way effort, but I can also receive your response while working hard; It is not that I have changed a lot for you, but that I am willing to become better for each other every day; Not two people tied together, but two people together to see more and more wonderful world.
For me, love is not skin, vegetables and a meal. It is an eternal desire and a heroic dream in a tired life.
6. Either someone gives you a slap in the face, or you give yourself a slap in the face, gnashing your teeth and tossing and turning at night, and continuing on the road as if nothing had happened during the day. Life is often like this.
7. Then one day, I suddenly understood what you meant to me. It is not necessary for life, nor is it a prerequisite for the future. There was a time when you were on a certain road. It was sweet for the first time, and you saw the wind and rain. Once, I thought that when the relationship was over, time lost its meaning. After repeated and stable life, I finally want to say thank you. You are the reason why you can be remembered in these years, and also make this road have a different scenery. Not the best, but every one is beautiful.
8. When someone sneers at you, you immediately respond sharply. Someone looks down on you for no reason, and you immediately look down on him. Someone shows off in front of you, and you immediately prove that you are better. If someone is cold to you, you will be cold and distant at once. Look, those people you hate can easily turn you into what you hate the most. This is the biggest harm that the "enemy" has done to you.
9, youth, youth! No matter what setbacks and blows you suffer, bite your teeth and stick to it, because you have every chance to rebuild your life; As long as you don't lose heart, every setback is just an ordinary stumbling block to a new realm and will never kill anyone.
10, it will pass, and it will pass eventually. Our pain, our sadness.
1 1, always remind yourself: don't refuse because you don't understand, don't turn a deaf ear because you don't like it, don't draw conclusions because you think so, and don't think you are right because most people think so.
12, in my heart, there is another girl, forever. Maybe mature but not sophisticated, maybe complicated but not turbid. Laugh when you should laugh, cry when you should cry, be angry and silly. Always curious, always admired, always looking forward to adventure. Dreams are not goals, but temperament. I am an "old girl" and I am very lucky.
13, make more efforts every day, not for anything else, but for more choices in the future, choose such a small life and choose people you like.
14, neither cold nor hot, is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but in the emotional world, it is the most desirable temperature.
Everyone is looking for the right person in life, but no one tries to be the right person.
16, I dare not promise, not so much that you are not good enough, but that I am afraid of losing you. Friends often live longer than lovers.
17, no one has read it, only people read about themselves in books, find themselves or check themselves.
18, no one shared their worries, no one traveled together, no one waited at the platform, and no one whispered at the window. Over time, what I want to say is piled up in my chest and I can't say it anymore. What I want to do has become a map of the world, and I can't tell the priority. Others see that you are becoming more and more calm and calm, but you see that you are silent and shocked. Actually, loneliness is not terrible, as long as you learn to talk to yourself.
19, a person should know his position, just like a person knows his face, which is the most sober consciousness. Washing off lead porcelain is better than painting it casually. Therefore, it is important to do what you can and do your best.
20. I always want to live for others. No wonder you are so tired.
What are you wronged? You're not the only one who won't love.
1. Some people are out of poverty, others are out of poverty, but I am out of control, running on the stupid road like a husky.
I will be very happy to meet you in my lifetime, and I will recognize the scenery if I don't curry favor with others.
3. What are you wronged? You're not the only one who won't love.
From meeting to leaving, I owe myself a lot and I don't owe you a penny.
5. When I was a child, I clamored to go to the aquarium. My dad finally took me to a far place by bike and gave the old lady at the door twenty cents, saying it was a ticket. I am very excited. I saw a lot of shrimp, fish and scallops in it. . Until I grow up. . Wait! Obviously, it is an aquatic product market, and that 20 cents depends on the fare. . .
6. When I treat you like a human being, don't pretend to be a calf.
7. No ambition, just want to be your world.
8. What I think is appropriate is that I can understand and speak.
9. How many people, like me, talked about it in Kan Kan, full of expectations, but nobody liked it, and then deleted it in disappointment.
10. Obsession for a long time may not have repercussions, but it is also possible to repeat the same mistakes, because you have not changed, he has not changed, and the contradictions that once let the feelings go have not changed. Repeated operations on a wrong proposition for 10,000 times are also wrong results.
1 1. When girls reach a stage, they will abandon pink and like black, and then after this stage, they will be more crazy about pink.
12. When you are very tired, close your eyes and take a deep breath, and tell yourself to stick to it, and don't deny yourself so easily. Who says you have no bright future? You won't know until tomorrow.
13. If you want to travel, leave all the unhappy things on the road, and only you will be happy when you come back.
14. In fact, people are forced to learn to be sensible. When you say over and over again that you are busy first, you also hope that he can reply to you. You are very important, so I will accompany you first.
15. I want to be a boy's paper in my next life, because girls can't grow pimples and spots, they can't be too fat, they can't be too thin, they can't be playful, and men can only make money.
16. I can suffer a lot, but I can't stand the injustice for half a minute.
17. Jelly is fleshy, marshmallows are soft, steamed cakes are chubby, and the food in the world is so cute, I have no reason not to be cute.
18. I don't care whether you know me or not. How many days have you known me and how many roads have you walked? Can you respect me? Please don't click my friends, my sisters and my brothers' heads through my space, then hook up and meet each other after a brief encounter, so I'm fucking unhappy, and I'm selfish and overbearing. That's what I said: don't touch my people. You think I am.
19. I hope I can do whatever I want for the rest of my life. I would rather be a ghost in the noise than a wronged person in a plain life.
20. People should resist lying, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises, putting everything down, being exquisite and calm.
2 1. I really hope that when I know I am unhappy, someone will accompany me, even if I don't talk.
22. Bury the past in your heart, don't be wronged, don't be unwilling, don't accept it, keep the present in your heart, make progress, struggle, work hard, keep the future in your heart, realize it, find your dream, find your goal, start a new journey, meet new scenery, meet new opportunities, live a new life, do what you should do and don't think about it.
23. None of us can become adults, but we are no longer teenagers.
24. I have my own principles of making friends. If you are angry, I will coax you, but if you are ungrateful, I will leave you without hesitation. I am a girl, too. Why should I let you go?
25. I hope we can all be what live high wants, and we don't need to compromise ourselves for perfection. Our life is not long, so don't settle for it. It is really beautiful to marry love.
26. The face is light. No one knows how tight your teeth are. You follow the wind. No one knows you still have bruises on your knees.
What are you wronged? You're not the only one who won't love.
1. Some people are out of poverty, others are out of poverty, but I am out of control, running on the stupid road like a husky.
I will be very happy to meet you in my lifetime, and I will recognize the scenery if I don't curry favor with others.
3. What are you wronged? You're not the only one who won't love.
From meeting to leaving, I owe myself a lot and I don't owe you a penny.
5. When I was a child, I clamored to go to the aquarium. My dad finally took me to a far place by bike and gave the old lady at the door twenty cents, saying it was a ticket. I am very excited. I saw a lot of shrimp, fish and scallops in it. . Until I grow up. . Wait! Obviously, it is an aquatic product market, and that 20 cents depends on the fare. . .
6. When I treat you like a human being, don't pretend to be a calf.
7. No ambition, just want to be your world.
8. What I think is appropriate is that I can understand and speak.
9. How many people, like me, talked about it in Kan Kan, full of expectations, but nobody liked it, and then deleted it in disappointment.
10. Obsession for a long time may not have repercussions, but it is also possible to repeat the same mistakes, because you have not changed, he has not changed, and the contradictions that once let the feelings go have not changed. Repeated operations on a wrong proposition for 10,000 times are also wrong results.
1 1. When girls reach a stage, they will abandon pink and like black, and then after this stage, they will be more crazy about pink.
12. When you are very tired, close your eyes and take a deep breath, and tell yourself to stick to it, and don't deny yourself so easily. Who says you have no bright future? You won't know until tomorrow.
13. If you want to travel, leave all the unhappy things on the road, and only you will be happy when you come back.
14. In fact, people are forced to learn to be sensible. When you say over and over again that you are busy first, you also hope that he can reply to you. You are very important, so I will accompany you first.
15. I want to be a boy's paper in my next life, because girls can't grow pimples and spots, they can't be too fat, they can't be too thin, they can't be playful, and men can only make money.
16. I can suffer a lot, but I can't stand the injustice for half a minute.
17. Jelly is fleshy, marshmallows are soft, steamed cakes are chubby, and the food in the world is so cute, I have no reason not to be cute.
18. I don't care whether you know me or not. How many days have you known me and how many roads have you walked? Can you respect me? Please don't click my friends, my sisters and my brothers' heads through my space, then hook up and meet each other after a brief encounter, so I'm fucking unhappy, and I'm selfish and overbearing. That's what I said: don't touch my people. You think I am.
19. I hope I can do whatever I want for the rest of my life. I would rather be a ghost in the noise than a wronged person in a plain life.
20. People should resist lying, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises, putting everything down, being exquisite and calm.
2 1. I really hope that when I know I am unhappy, someone will accompany me, even if I don't talk.
22. Bury the past in your heart, don't be wronged, don't be unwilling, don't accept it, keep the present in your heart, make progress, struggle, work hard, keep the future in your heart, realize it, find your dream, find your goal, start a new journey, meet new scenery, meet new opportunities, live a new life, do what you should do and don't think about it.
23. None of us can become adults, but we are no longer teenagers.
24. I have my own principles of making friends. If you are angry, I will coax you, but if you are ungrateful, I will leave you without hesitation. I am a girl, too. Why should I let you go?
25. I hope we can all be what live high wants, and we don't need to compromise ourselves for perfection. Our life is not long, so don't settle for it. It is really beautiful to marry love.
26. The face is light. No one knows how tight your teeth are. You follow the wind. No one knows you still have bruises on your knees.