The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.
If you wake up in the heat at night, don't forget to quilt your roommate.
There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.
5, review the boat turned over, the desire to sleep came.
6. Those who look good are called coquetry, and those who look ugly are called wild.
7. Son, it doesn't matter if you didn't do well in the exam this time. You are young, your father and I are young. We can have another child.
8. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.
9. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.
10, don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I will take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.
1 1, just miss, miss you who never belonged to me.
12, photos of other students can be used as wallpaper, while photos of my classmates can only be used as expression packs.
13, someone said I was ugly, and I laughed. You've never met my friend.
14, I was born a genius, but education ruined me.
15, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.
16, wearing slippers and a mask is three o'clock.
17, when your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.
18, maybe you will meet girls who are more beautiful, gentler and love you than me, but of course they can eat and play without me.
19 I suddenly found that after any girl's name, if it is labeled ". Rmvb or. "Suffix AVI, that should be how * *!
20. Those best friends seem normal. But only I know: they are crazy.
2 1 When I have money in the future, I must buy 700 million cups of fragrance to see if I can circle the earth twice.
22, fat, you have the ability to bully your stomach, how can you not be able to rush your chest?
I want to touch you and have a bite. If you feel uncomfortable, you can kiss me.
24. A good-looking boy will become a warm man when he smiles, and a bad-looking boy will become a warm man when he has a high fever.
25. My confession has always been simple and rude, and I have time to sleep together.
26. Don't blame the object for being too strict with you. We don't even have a date.
27. You can choose a handsome guy. If you don't like him, you don't need money.
28, primary school fees, junior high school fees, high school fees, university fees.
29. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.
30. If winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage, why don't I exercise my rights earlier?
3 1, since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head anymore.
I seem to like you. How can I put it? Just like you fucked me.
33. Chatting in the same language without * * * is like a piece of sand. I don't need the wind to blow. I want to take a shower after a few words.
34. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?
The weather is very good today. I stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to play in the living room.
I will play with anyone who dares to disturb my study again in the new semester.
37. When will mosquitoes evolve to suck fat instead of blood?
38. The road to success is always under construction.
39. When I love you, you eat shit and think you are cute. When I don't love you, you eat shit and think you eat shit.
40. I hope that in the future, you can walk well and I will take the car.
4 1, watch a Korean drama and change your husband.
42. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know I'm wearing long pants.
43. Don't drink a glass of wine for the past, because the past is so disgusting.
44. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
45. Since I had the function of anonymous message, I found that many boys began to express their love for each other.
46. If your boyfriend often doesn't return your messages, then I have an idea. I suggest you change me.
47. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.
48. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you.
49. A handsome man like me will always be found out by the teacher when he is absent from class.
50. Don't tell me what I like about you, just change it. I like you and I don't like you, but you change it!
5 1, the biggest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.
52. What should you do if your girlfriend doesn't return your messages often? I suggest you change me. I'll be back soon.
53. Someone laughed at me for being timid in front of me. They are so brave and envious.
54. Many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't. I have to eat with my mouth.
55. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.
56. Going around the earth has nothing but getting poor.
57. The teacher said not to bring valuables to school. I think I'm quite expensive.
58. Just because I saw you more in the classroom, you asked me to go to the podium to do the problem.
59. Sometimes I feel ugly, take out my ID card and find myself worrying too much.
60. Although you don't have A4 waist or iphone6 legs, at least you still have 2B face.
6 1, if life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, because it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.
62. Don't take others too seriously. Achievements are nothing in others' eyes.
People say that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.
64. What used to be a fairy tale love is now a hellish life.
65. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, Shit, you stopped talking?
66, the head shape is not hard, love is uncertain. The leather shoes are not bright, so I can't find the object.
67. Come on, hero! I'm still so confused!
68. There is a yearning to look through autumn water, and there is a kind of cold to forget to wear long pants.
69. What's wrong with my short stature? I am short. What's the matter? I am short. What's the matter? I'm short, you can't even lift your head in front of me!
70, don't always lie in the trough, have the ability to turn around.
7 1, whoever delays me for a while, I will let him regret it for the rest of his life.
72, * *, later.
73. I feel that I didn't play well after every quarrel, and I want to quarrel again.
You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will try my best to make your mood worse.
75. My confession has always been simple and rude: I have time to sleep together.
76. If I can't red my eyes when I see you again, can I paint your face red?
77. I heard the meanest thing a girl said to me: you are not worth washing your hair!
You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.
79. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and you are worried about being taken away by others.
80. Go to the movies with male tickets at the weekend and help recommend some male tickets.
8 1, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.
82.w: You are so excellent that more and more people will like you. What should I do? M: I like it.
83. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, the senior is reading the eighth chapter and I am reading the table of contents.
84. It's very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.
85. I will go to the movies with male tickets on weekends. Please recommend some good male tickets for me.
When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least prove your judgment is right.
87. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.
88, love is not enough, money comes together, a group of dogs behind money, it is difficult to go without money.
89. You have your plan and I have my changes. Your plan will never keep up with my changes!
90. I managed to survive the winter and almost froze to death this spring.
9 1, don't help me, I'm not drunk, the road ahead will move, help me keep that road.
92. Whose daughter lent it to me, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.
93. The greatest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm. Not only did I not see the rainbow, but I caught a cold.
94. You should remember that no matter what we are unfamiliar with in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.
95. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.
96. Future husband, don't worry, I am at home, not in the hotel.
97. I am in front of you, and my world is gray. After meeting you, it was dark in mcquarrie.
98. Math is actually very simple, but the other 90 points are very difficult.
99. Today, the teacher said I was a troublemaker in my class, so what is my classmate?
100, someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I threw a math book in his face.
10 1. Girl, don't be silly. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother.
102, Notre Dame de Paris is missing a bell ringer, which is yours.