1. Be sure to find someone with thick hair, or the show head will be brighter than the mirror in two years.

There must be a ghost behind the undisclosed love. Girls are raising spare tires, and boys think girls are ugly.

3. Take advantage of the freshman year to find someone quickly, and don't go to the sophomore and junior year to pick others to pick the rest.

4. If you don't want to kiss, you won't kiss, and if you don't want to have sex, it won't happen. If the other party goes against your wishes, call the police.

If the other party cheats, this relationship must not continue. * * * can ride a bike, * * * can ride a man is not healthy.

6. Never let the other person take pictures of you making out, which will ruin your life.

7. Don't have feelings for instructors during military training. Those girls who fall in love with instructors are all given away in the end.

8. When you really like someone, you must want to fuck him.

9. Never fall in love with your classmates!

10. If you are in a long-distance relationship with your boyfriend, don't tell others that you are single while coaxing him on your mobile phone.