The owner rode down the mountain, met a skeleton and fell to the ground.

Zhuangzi saw his pity and took a gourd from his back.

So I took one from the gourd, half of which was red and the other half was white.

Red pills for men and white pills for women's skirts.

Pry open the jaws, pour the medicine, and the skeleton stands up.

Stretched out his hand and pulled Lamar, and Mr. Shout understood.

Why can't I see my fast horse with golden saddle and jade, or the little baby in my piano and sword bookcase?

I don't want any of these things. Give me my money back quickly.

Zhuangzi, don't listen to this long sigh. That little man should consider not only his life, but also money.

I can't sing a word of this skeleton sigh. I just hope you all have a happy family.

2. "Five Dragons Hold the Holy Spirit? 》

You don't know why you want to light a lamp. You scold the rain for what monks fast! ?

What vegetarian food do you eat? You are not filial to your parents! ?

It is said that Lotus Lake is in charge of Chizhou County, which is in charge of He Jiaying.

There lived a butcher in He Jiaying. He slaughtered him every day to make a living.

Although land is a killing industry, he is approachable, honest and sophisticated.

You weigh him four taels more than one catty, you weigh him more than two catties, and if you give him half a catty, there will be a surplus.

He lost a net of snow-white silver, alarmed his good wife and told her:

Call it husband at the beginning, please listen to the slave husband.

If you want to kill pigs, kill our sow and pork for a living.

He ye heard that I know you don't need a good wife to remind you.

Master He picked up the steel knife in his hand and tied a pig rope around his waist.

Turn over and jump into the pigsty, hold down the sow and put on the rope.

The temperature of a basin of cold water is not enough to disturb five furry animals.

The big pig wants to save his mother, and the steel knife in his mouth is as fast as the wind; ?

Second, the pig should save his mother and bite off the pig rope with his teeth; ?

Three pigs want to save their mother, pick up bricks and throw them into the pot; ?

Four pigs tried to save their mother, and it hit a blood basin and became shattered loneliness.

Just count the five pigs who knelt down and cried at a young age.

When you start talking, call him. Say hello to him. Would you please listen?

If you want to kill pigs, kill our five brothers and kill pork, so you can make a living.

He ye was surprised after hearing this. He boldly told the story:

How much meat can you kill with five hairballs? That sow can kill 80, leaving zero.

All five pigs shed sad tears when they heard this. Please listen:?

My eldest brother can kill 40 Jin of meat, my second brother can kill 30 and there are more than zero.

My third brother can kill 20 Jin of meat, and my fourth brother can kill 20 more, leaving zero.

Help me count five pigs. I am still young. I have ten catties of belt bones left.

Please combine them and work out which is heavier and which is lighter.

He ye listened and bowed his head, but he couldn't stop thinking clearly:

They can do filial piety with fur and palms. My mother gave birth to me and ended up with nothing.

Why don't I take the house and the ancient cave in the mountain to practice?

He won't force it on the road, and he won't force it if he can't force it.

Take one mountain, another mountain, and the mountain will be out of sight. Take one ridge, another ridge, and see the layer of ridge.

One day, Mr. He returned to the mountain and went to the ancient cave in the deep mountain to practice.

Reading during the day is a curse to solve the fate, and reading at night is the Diamond Sutra.

The perfection of chanting is a lotus flower that rises from the ground and holds Master He in mid-air.

You want to ask who is he ye? He was the second of the eighteen arhats.

Who are these five pigs? He is the five Ye Long in heaven.

Who is that old sow? She is a woman who beat and scolded her in-laws in her previous life.

You can't sing five dragons in one sentence. I wish you all a promotion! bale

3. Jiulishan

Half a day Leng Yue according to the door, silent night muddy.

After the defeat, overlord Xiang Yu was trapped in the mountains.

Chu heavy pupil drunk lying in the yellow tent, the girl flashed out.

A bright moon shines in the sky and autumn wind sends songs.

Yu Meiren was taken aback and walked out of the tent.

Stand under the moon and listen carefully. Singing in the Chu camp,

Sadly, it hurts and the military can't fight.

With the general trend gone, it will be difficult to strike a balance. With the general trend gone, it will be difficult to strive for balance ~

The princess panicked, her body was weak, her liver was cracked, and her face was as gray as ash.

In the account, I saw that the overlord had fallen asleep, and he came forward to cry.

King Chu suddenly woke up and asked Yu Ji why you were so sad.

Yu Ji said that our army has become a ruin.

They dropped their knives and guns one by one, and threw away their armor and helmets.

It seems that my husband and wife will never be together again.

How can we be destroyed and reduced to ashes?

Stretch out your wrist and grasp Xiang Yu's sword in your hand.

The cold, dense, sharp edges sparkled.

Put it in the self-kissing throat blood spatter account

The king of Chu stamped his feet, pounded his chest and roared like thunder.

Yell at me and I will crush Liu Bang.

Xiang Yu of Chu fought alone and was fearless.

Look, he is dressed up and wearing a helmet. He twisted his gun and stepped on Ma Wu to catch up.

Only Zhou Lanqi step in Chu camp.

Still stubbornly following Xiang Yu.

The overlord sent his troops again, and he did not know how to advance or retreat.

It's just as if the clouds have dispersed and water has fallen from the clouds.

All lost the overlord's team of eight thousand children.

Wujiang personally killed Ingui.

4. "Sun Pang Fighting Wisdom"

The world has traveled to four continents, and people's hearts are like the Yangtze River.

A gentleman makes friends as light as water, while a villain makes friends as honey oil.

Light as water, honey can't adjust the oil to the end.

To make friends, always learn from Taoyuan Sanjieyi, not from the broken incense head in Wagang Village.

The first seven countries had a period of Sun Pang's wits and bravery, and he was also a gentleman and a villain.

There is a water curtain hole in Yunmeng Mountain, and Master Guigu wants to take his disciples in.

Sun Juan bowed, and the eldest brother and younger brother * * * took the road.

The Pang Juan mouse was covered with sly ears and cheeks like an eagle, so the old fairy teacher drove it down the mountain.

Sun Bin was left to see Taoyuan, and a small white ape came to steal peaches.

Sun Bin thought he was a dutiful son and gave Xiantao to the ape.

The white ape held the gobbledygook in his hand and gave it to the third brother to practice Daoism.

Sun Bin read all the gobbledygook, but it was a catastrophe.

Pang Juan recruited Xu in Wei, and invited three elder brothers to take charge.

How honest a Sun Bin is! I didn't even know the tight encirclement would shut up.

Cut off his knee, let him live, and pretend to be crazy in the cross street.

Later, Qi saved Bin, and millions of troops got revenge.

Pang Juan came to Maling Road and saw the skin on the tree.

It says that Pang Juan died here and will avenge his past today.

The third master waved his hand and said to release the arrow, and the bow shot the thief.

Ma Lingdao saved Pang Xu's horse with an arrow, but heaven and tide wait for no man.

What's the use of fame and fortune? How does prosperity end?

The devil is like a fisherman, a fickle kid who hooks people.

The book of life and death is doomed to die in the middle of the night. Who dares to keep you as a pledge?

Show filial piety to the living. Who cares if your family is rich and has been a prince?

Flower coffins and colored wood measure people's fights, and a tomb is ten thousand hectares.

I just saw the peach blossoms and willows this morning, and I will see the moon tomorrow night.

Be a man, but keep your conscience upright. Evil spirits are in no hurry to knock at the door.

Filial piety at home, why go to the west to ask for Buddha.

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Taiping lyrics:

Taiping lyrics, as an important part of "singing" in the four lessons of "speaking, learning, teasing and singing" in cross talk, are different from the opening ditty commonly used as "backing", and can be integrated into cross talk jokes or performed independently.

Taiping lyrics were formed in the early Qing Dynasty and are popular in the urban and suburban areas of Beijing. Zhang Cixi said in "People's Capital Overpass": "The singer of Taiping lyrics has two wooden boards in his hand, and his fingers are in tune. The words are mostly cautionary and virtuous, and the songs are euphemistic."