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A humorous sentence that can make people happy.
1 You have to believe that we will be like a fairy tale where frogs and dinosaurs end.

You don't need to keep style, but you don't need to keep style.

Mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.

Whenever I find myself doing something wrong, I will hit someone on the head with a brick.

Cowardice is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model is not out of date, and the new model is out again.

The ultimate dream of life is to put an ATM in the living room.

Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a rogue in this life!

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

I also know very well what to do after a fire burns out because youth is short.

10 It's not everyone's fault to sleep in class, but the earth is so attractive.

1 1 People always make mistakes, just like eating sesame seeds and losing sesame cakes.

12 Don't look for me if you have nothing, let alone something!

13 when everyone keeps a low profile, they can keep a high profile, but they can't be out of tune.

14 if time can go back, you really should always be a placenta!

15. Read these two words backwards.

16 it's easy to stand outside the pain and persuade the suffering people.

17 Actually, I'm not The Story Of Diu Sim's sister, I'm just a woman disguised as a man.

18 can't stop thinking about you, that's because you are too shocked.

19 Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, housing is the lowest consumption level.

20 days, amorous is old, and women die young.

2 1 We attach great importance to the fact that smoking is harmful to health, but not smoking affects stability.

The biggest difference between animals and domestic animals is that one is domestic and the other is wild.

Boss, do you have Nestle? Give me a bottle of Youlemei.

Rich and uneducated, you despise, handsome and you like, and people don't love you.

Don't be afraid to write a paper next semester! Writing a book: Omit 10,000 words here!

Don't think that you take a leaf, you are IP Man.

These days, you can't rely on yourself and want to rely on others?

28 dreams. That's what they want, right?

In ancient times, there were records of aliens, because Zhang Er and monks were confused.

The world is coming to an end, and there is one thing I have been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

3 1 put down a hook, hang a hook, put a charge, and electrocute a piece.

Some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does that mean I'm about to fall into a big hole full of money?

If I want to get ahead, I can't go straight!

Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, there is nothing absolute in the world.

When you are in a good mood, just listen. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything.

Go your own way and let the scum say it!

It's so cold that I feel hot in short sleeves.

I love you. What? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense.

Everyone should live well, because heaven is closed and no one is accepted.

4 1 The brighter the moonlight, the orangutans accompany the stars.

My youth owes me 10 million, and I won't let it go until I pay it off.

The game is over. Take your positions.

A particularly ugly sentence

I especially hate unhappy words-1. It also takes courage to wave clothes and sleeves and delimit land.

My world is so quiet that I can hear my own heartbeat.

I'm waiting for the passage of time. It will bury all past events in the graves of years like weeds. I believe it will take you away from me one day.

If you don't give up, you will get nothing. What you pay today may be repaid to you twice tomorrow.

Don't talk about eternity because of loneliness, and don't talk about eternity because of loneliness.

6. The biggest pain in this life is that you can't change it if you make a mistake, and it hurts to think about it!

7. Ventricular, atrial and heart, this structure is full of you.

8. Girls should learn to drink, but never get drunk.

9. No one will give you a step, so move a chair yourself.

10. I'm fine. We're all fine. That's all that matters.

1 1. A word that blocks the heart: As long as you don't want to, it is not the time to let go.

12. This time, I really won't come back to you. Because with you, I am not cute at all, I am not perfect at all, I am extremely disgusted, extremely disgusted, and even hate myself, so I am selfish this time, because I really can't stand my imperfect self. -"Fashion Woman Revision"

13. For no reason, I should go. I quietly disappeared from you and never contacted you again. But I will silently bless you, pray for you and expect you to be happy all the time.

14. I have told love stories for many years, and there is only one sentence at the end: long time no see.

15. If you forget the feeling of heartache, you forget that I love you.

16. The smile is so pale, but I still don't cry.

17. The last thing I can do for you is to leave your life.

18. I received a thank you for your youth. Thank you for your fulfillment for so many years.

19. At this moment, I chose to leave this city, leave everyone who knows me, and escape from the memories of the past. I choose to live in another place. I won't leave with our memories. I will go to all the places we have been alone. I will pick up those memories bit by bit and throw them all into the deepest part of my heart. Even if it hurts, I will do it bravely.

20. We broke up and he went back to find his first love. I know what it feels like to be heartbroken. The vows of eternal love are empty in the end, and the water is faint, drifting with you! Spring has gone and spring has come without a trace, and flowers are blooming and falling. The vows of eternal love are particularly true, and the pearls are empty.

One of the great advantages of outstanding people is their perseverance in adversity and hardship.

22. When a woman becomes more and more indifferent to your affairs, it proves that her heart is dead.

23. Lies are like smoking. Once you start, you will become addicted.

24. The feeling of disappointment is probably: I sent you a good night before going to bed, but you didn't return for a long time, thinking that you were asleep, and woke up the next day and still didn't receive your message.

25. The fate of rain is only to wait for the rejection of the umbrella.

26. If one day I ask you who is your favorite person, if the answer is me, then I will feel at ease; If it's not me, please lie to me, even if you don't want to, please say it's me, otherwise I will only fall into self-blame and blame myself for not loving you enough, so that the person you think of is not me.

27. I always believe in one sentence: Only when I am strong, will I not be trampled by others.

28. I want to have a simple place to hold my mind.

29. The so-called "warm man" was cultivated by an object, otherwise he wouldn't have that kind of experience.

Don't save your lover with your cheap tears.

3 1. He has never met a thoroughly bad person, and no one really wants to kill him. But it's always been difficult. All his life, he was tortured by those endless little evils, and he didn't know when it would end.

32. When you are really hurt, it is not love, but it must be serious.

33. There is no need to quarrel with fate. Only by letting nature take its course can we live in peace.

Write a lot of love letters in spring and summer, drink a lot of wine in autumn, and burn love letters in a jar in winter. Sincerity and affection should be extremely warm.

35. You once wove the most magnificent dream in the world for me, but cruelly put me in my memory, and the deep dream will never wake up.

36. Love can make you forget yourself or make you wish you were dead.

One day, I will be like a beam of light, break the shackles, radiate my own light and illuminate the way forward.

38. Life is a long road. Only by persisting in some roads can we see its truest beauty.

39. There are always some things in life that can't be done by courage and desperate madness. When everything has not started, you will find that this is a mistake, a mistake that makes many people sad. This is the saddest thing.

40. You push me out again and again. You don't know how I feel and how sad I am. Sad to say.

A particularly humorous philosophical sentence

1, comrades: Don't speculate in stocks, it's too risky, making tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Make sure you don't lose money

2. The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

4. The so-called obedience is the extraordinary patience before reaching some ulterior purpose.

5. Fate is not to muddle along, but to leave everything to chance.

6. The career belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes are your own.

7. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

8. It is not a blessing for people to be afraid of you. There's no shame in being bullied.

9. The meaning of living should be in the process, not the conclusion. Therefore, a person should not influence another person with his own experience and opinions, not to mention that he is not you and you are not him. Everyone grows up in a different way. You have to taste the ups and downs of life, and trying is life.

10, a woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

1 1, when you are in the most pain, there are birds singing happily outside the window;

12, when you are happiest, someone is suffering from illness and struggling with death.

13, you should thank the person who told you your shortcomings.

14, men's brains like women's hearts, but their eyes like women's looks.

15, everyone is expecting a feeling of immortality. But we must understand that feelings are like houses, and cutting corners during construction will become dangerous buildings; After years of disrepair, wall cancer will grow inexplicably, and when there is http, it will leak because of poor construction; Sometimes a big typhoon will shatter the glass; Sometimes it may be destroyed by an earthquake. If there is no fire escape equipment, it is no small accident, and all houses are the same, even prisons have doors that can enter and exit.

16, every thought is a prayer.

17, laziness is like rust, which consumes the body more than labor.

18, arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't be saved.

19. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

20, marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely, it is inconvenient to move, but it will be very warm.

2 1. This river can reach its destination because it knows how to avoid obstacles.

22. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

23. Animals only believe what they see, while people can see what they believe. Both happiness and trouble come from this.

24. Everything in the universe has two sides, so we should develop from the back. Look inside, even from the opposite side.

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

26. Don't bring trouble to yourself because of the ignorance of all beings. Don't make yourself miserable because of the ignorance of all beings.

27. Objective art is not only for seeing, but for living. But you must know how to approach it, so you must meditate.

28. The undergraduate course is followed by a master's degree, followed by a doctor, and there are postdocs behind the doctor. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a soldier if you study for two years, a strong man if you study for five years, and a martyr if you study for seven years. What will happen after the martyr? The Ministry of Education will introduce a saint, two years of bronze, five years of silver and seven years of annuity. Girls who are willing to go back to school after graduation have a chance to get Athena! ! !

29. After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

30. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

3 1, the word "great" does not have to appear in large-scale things; Small things in life can also become great.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

33. It's hard to love someone. Loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, four people capsize and five people are completely finished.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't help but have outstanding taste.

35. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.

36. If you don't forgive all beings, you will suffer yourself.

37. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

38. Knowledge is like underwear; it is invisible but important.

39. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

40. The weak say adversity is a stumbling block. If you encounter it, you will fall into the abyss of failure. The strong say that adversity is a stepping stone, and you can reach the peak of success when you step on it. The strong man said that the bridge is the continuation of the road, and with it, we can make great strides; The weak say the bridge is the end of the road. Without it, you can only give up halfway.

4 1, if there is no buts in dreams, there is no ifs in life.

42. Life is not perfect, if you find it wrong. Start over. If others do not forgive you, you can forgive yourself. Never cover up one mistake with another.

43. There is always something missing in life. What you get is what you lose. The important thing is that you know what you want. He who chases two rabbits will surely get nothing.

44. A person should know his position just as a person knows his face. This is the clearest consciousness. Washing off lead porcelain is better than painting it casually. Therefore, it is important to do what you can and do your best.

A tree doesn't know what kind of air is suitable for it until it reaches the height it wants to grow.

46. The hero is sad about the beauty pass. I am not a hero. The beauty let me pass.

I'm glad to satisfy your verdict.

I'm glad to satisfy your verdict.

(1) Nice to meet you, Poké mon, Yuba can't ~ You are sensible and cute, and a smile can warm the whole unhappiness ~ Watching those past videos makes people happy and cry [Rabbit] Watching you grow up day by day, I hope you can always be as happy as you are now, and keep that innocence ~ Love you.

(2) Why do I like you? You are my spiritual pillar. You are my idol, not just an idol. When eating alone, shopping alone, taking the bus alone, sleeping alone. I never feel lonely, because I have someone I like in my heart.

I feel honored to meet you who are so willing to help me after graduation. Although it was only a short afternoon, I was very happy. Thank you. Maybe you can't see it, but I appreciate it.

I've known you for a long time on your third birthday. Although I have only met you once, you should be the group of young people I met for the first time. I'm really glad to meet you. My eyes are hot, my skin is hot and my skin is white. Although you are in distant Guangdong, I don't know when I can see you next time. TAT ternary should always be happy. Give me a pinch and a roar when we meet next time.

Nice to meet you. I will think of you when I am sad, happy and depressed. You're still here. It won't cool my heart. I used to envy my friends, and people around me would comfort me and accompany me, but I have gone through 20 years and have been steadily following the established route, fulfilling the hopes my parents gave me.

(6) It has been a hundred days since we realized that I have experienced too many things that I have never experienced, and it has also made me mature a little. I'm glad to meet you. You have taught me a lot and made me better and better, but I still have many shortcomings, such as today. In a word, you gave me too many things that moved me. I believe we will cherish each other more in the future. These days are really beautiful.

The world is big, and it's happy to meet the person you love, but it doesn't mean that all stories have to have results.

Anyway. To see you. I am very happy. . Cherish the time together. Maybe when we turn around, we will never see each other again.

I met you on the road. You smile so beautifully that you have a shy shadow in your eyes. Nice to meet you, too. But after the past, I suddenly felt very uncomfortable, as if you had left, and I wanted to cry. Then, I woke up from my dream.

I am really glad that when I miss you every day, I can meet someone who cares about me every day.

(1 1) Because * * * I'm glad to meet people with the same hobbies, and I'm even luckier to meet a gentle beauty like you! A Mu! Happy birthday! The new year is more and more beautiful, free and happy.

(12) Because of love, I won't be sad. I'm glad to meet you. I can't tell you your dream, but I can feel it, LJY. Goodbye.

(13) I still remember chatting together when I first met, and insisted on greeting every day even if there was a time difference. During that time, we were really happy and lucky to meet you. It is not easy to meet a few sincere friends in the complicated rice circle. We talk about bulletproof or life troubles every day, some are happy and some are sad, and we all encourage each other together. The road ahead is still very long. We should go on more firmly, work harder and agree to be together!

(14) Some people who meet me always like to say to me when they leave me completely, please be sure to feel happy. How unfortunate I look. In other words, they feel that even if they are with me, they don't feel that they can bring me happiness. But it's nice to meet you. Really happy. Then I watched you leave. Then I went on doing my thing as if you had never been here.

Thank you for your caution. I hope that the days we spend together in the future will make me feel that my choice is correct, and make me like you more and more and rely on you more and more. I can know you, get close to you and get to know you. I am very happy.

Daughter-in-law, today is our first anniversary. I'm very lucky to meet you, and I'm glad to walk hand in hand with you this year. In this year, I feel like living in a honey pot every day, because you are by my side. I hope we will be so sweet every day in the future and love you.

(17) 223 days, I am very happy every day with you! Meeting you in this life is my greatest luck! Keep walking hand in hand

It's good to fall in love with someone. I hope to see you every day, and I am very happy to have you around. I feel lucky to meet you. Thank you for being so kind to me. I appreciate it. Similarly, I will be good to you! We will definitely stick to it! In the future, with you and me, we will live happily! Life is so long, it is really not easy to meet a bosom lover. Thank God for letting me meet you.

I'm glad to meet you. Why did you hurt me so much? I don't just know each other, but I love someone.

I cried instantly when I saw these words, which came from my favorite farthest place. Although it is only a few short words, it is full of emotion. From March to now, even the distance of more than 2000 kilometers has not stopped us. This feeling is like a long-distance relationship! I am lucky to have each other when we are very sad. I appreciate your comfort when I am confused. I'm glad to meet you. Thank you for the fish. It's my favorite.

(2 1) You are sleeping like a puppy now, so I'll watch you post this article by your side. Weibo, nice to meet you. It's a pity that we finally came together.

Nice to meet you. I'm lucky to be liked by you. I don't know if this choice is correct, but it is my own choice after all. I let you down, too. I know you must be disappointed and sad, and I feel sorry for you. Some people say I can, maybe it's true, maybe even really nice people will be hurt by me.

I hope I can be happy every day and see you soon.

I'm glad to meet you. People who want to protect you will always stand by my side. Happy double eleven, run together.

I will be very excited and happy to see everything about you anywhere. I'm lucky to meet you.

I haven't seen you for a long time. I met you online tonight. Although many of us are unfamiliar, I'm glad to meet you! Really happy!

(27) Forgive me for being hurt, pretending and hesitating. Who can never get hurt and pretend to hesitate? Therefore, on the road of life, I am not afraid of any wind and rain, so I have the courage to pursue and soar in the sky! Baby, I want to leave you. I want to go back to him. Oh ... I'm sorry. I really appreciate you. I'm really glad to meet you. I don't regret knowing you. If there is an opportunity, we will become good friends. Don't wait for me.

I've heard many songs, been to many places and seen many scenery, but I'm glad to meet you. I am willful, simple, straightforward and overbearing, but I am glad that you can tolerate me.

You have changed me the most. You never eat spicy food for spicy food, and you never like fish. You gradually fell in love with the fishy smell from a person who only wears sportswear, because you gradually put on jeans and shirts to cry and laugh with you. I wanted to accompany you to the end, but I turned around silently and everything went up in smoke. I have never given you a perfect trip, but every trip seems so hasty, but you are still glad to finally meet you.

Looking back, I'm really glad to see you. This is also a good arrangement to satisfy you, but the best thing is always now, right? I don't want to say too much, but I still want to say thank you, thank you for those days, thank you.

I don't have to punch in anymore, and finally my relationship with you is back to the way it used to be. I don't have to avoid you anymore. I don't have to deliberately not come to you. I like this state. You are my most cherished friend. It must be false to say that I don't like you, but I prefer this kind of friend status. I am really happy and lucky to meet you.