Most people now buy cars for home use, and are concerned about issues such as cost performance, fuel consumption, and cost of use, so affordability is the king. However, there are also a small number of people who buy cars just for fun! They don't care about fuel consumption or space. The only thing they care about is whether their car is fast enough! It is precisely because of the existence of these cars that straight men love them so much that they will buy them even if their wives dislike them!

Therefore, such a joke appeared on the Internet:

The gathering of MINI car owners is like this,

The gathering of Prado car owners is like this.

I think most people will say when they see this situation: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and save money to buy a MINI! However, for those who really love cars, what does it matter whether there are beautiful women or not? There are still gay friends here. Therefore, for their original intention, they stepped into the circle of owners of the "male dating tool" without any hesitation.

So what is a "male dating tool"?

1.?Have *** the same topics

How can we make friends if we don’t have ***the same topics? For example: I recently discovered a very good modification shop, are you interested in checking it out together?

2. Performance matters

Men like to pursue speed. Combined with the first point above, most of the topics discussed include how to squeeze the performance limit of the car. Of course, if the original factory is already very powerful, that would be even better.

3. Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

To put it simply, the appearance does not match the price. This is also the most important point. It may not look high-end at all. In the minds of girls, this car can be a direct death sentence. But if you look down on me, I will teach you how to behave at the next intersection! This kind of operation that allows others to slap someone in the face instantly is so exciting!

So when looking at this kind of car, women find it bland, not even as attractive as the BMW 1 Series! But the man couldn't take his eyes away after looking at it and couldn't walk. As a result, netizens call these models “male dating tools.” So, today I will take stock of three very typical "male dating tools" in the domestic car market. I also recommend that all girls learn about them.

Subaru-BRZ

Although BRZ is a small sports car with a price of more than 300,000 yuan, its six-pointed star LOGO has never made it popular among girls. However, any straight man who loves cars knows that with its two-door, front-wheel drive, manual, horizontally opposed engine, low center of gravity, driving pleasure, etc., this BRZ is a serious sports car!

The most important point is that the BRZ has good modification potential and is very playable for straight men who love cars. Everyone in the industry knows that once you get into the field of modification, it’s as deep as the ocean. You can change the appearance kit, change the exhaust, flash the computer, change the wheels, twist the teeth, etc. After a series of changes, time and money are spent on it, so how can you still think about it? Chasing girls! For the BRZ, I will use a metaphor that every girl can understand. It is like the Dior 999, a sports car that every straight man who loves cars dreams of.

Golf R

We Chinese are very familiar with the golf series, but you would never expect that a "top-of-the-line" golf can be sold for 400,000! Yes, it is the absolute typical example of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger - Golf R. What has established its status as a sacred car in China is the third-generation Golf R, which is modeled on the fifth-generation Golf. The original "Blue Needle" Volkswagen, synonymous with performance.

The name of Golf R is as direct as its performance. In the name of Racing, R can be used on the track and on the street. The third-generation EA888 2.0 TSI high-performance engine code-named CJX has a terrifying power of 290 horsepower and an acceleration of 0 to 100 kilometers in 4.8 seconds as soon as it leaves the factory. For 90% of the cars on the road, if you try to provoke it, you may not even be able to see its taillights

Wearing a helmet is a driver, taking off the helmet is life, Golf R Not only does it have outstanding performance, it is also a pure golf car that can be used for commuting. Precisely because the appearance of the Golf R is so low-key, in the eyes of girls, this is just a Volkswagen hatchback that runs slightly faster.

If you want to spend nearly 400,000 to buy it, your wife will only say: "Are you crazy!

Focus RS

Similar to the situation of the Golf R above, the Focus RS It's even worse than that. With the same price of nearly 400,000 yuan, in the eyes of girls, the Focus RS is more like a "diaosi Focus hatchback" modified in an auto parts store, allowing you to buy a car with a small space for 400,000 yuan. Whether it is a car with low configuration or manual transmission, 99% of people will think that your brain is broken, and the 1% of people are the ones who understand the Focus RS best.

As a performance model. , the Focus RS is one of the best super small guns. Its acceleration from 0 to 100 kilometers in 4.8 seconds is comparable to the Porsche 718. Its 350-horsepower 2.3T engine can crush the BMW 320i, plus it has a built-in drift mode. The system can keep the idiotic smile on the face of all straight men. If a straight man sees a Focus RS on the road, it is like a girl seeing Eddie Peng on the street. He can't help but look back twice! Eyes.

Especially since Ford insists on providing only manual transmission in this car, I don’t need to say more about the joy of manual transmission, right? I’m afraid only like-minded friends can learn how to do it with relish. "Heel and toe". The sense of communication between the human and the car can make you forget about the beautiful woman sitting in the passenger seat. Although the 100 kilometers time of 4.8 seconds is already the result of a high-end sports car, so what? In the eyes of girls, this is just a Ford hatchback, and it also has a manual transmission.

In fact, in addition to the above three cars, there are also Subaru STI, Mazda MX-5, Mitsubishi EVO, and Honda. Civic Type? The goddess is sitting in a BMW 3 Series looking at you with disdain, as if she were looking at her brother who is 7 years younger than her.

But so what? Big toys, come and release your passion! For car lovers, a car that can bring you fun does not need the approval of "laymen". Through it, you will make more like-minded friends. It’s hard to turn back the love of your life. A few close friends are enough! Although you have lost a woman, you still have gay friends. Besides, drivers don’t need women.

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