Simple and humorous self-introduction

When arriving in a strange environment, we always have to introduce ourselves to others. Through self-introduction, we can gain the appreciation of others. So what should a self-introduction include? The following is a simple and humorous self-introduction that I have compiled for you. It is for reference only. You are welcome to read it.

Simple and humorous self-introduction 1

Hello! You don’t know me, but after you read this letter, you will understand me.

I am a fifth-grade primary school student living in the city. My name is Wang Zhengyu, and I am a naughty boy. I have a wide range of hobbies, such as: riding bicycles, computers, playing football, badminton, etc. My advantages are kindness, sincerity, love, and a sense of justice. But lack of perseverance and carelessness are my shortcomings. I live in Hangzhou, Zhejiang Province. It is a beautiful city with a long history and modern flavor. This is a food city with a wide variety of delicious food. This is a tourist city with a long history, rich culture, and beautiful scenery that will make you forget to leave.

I live in a warm family, including me, my father, my brother, and my mother. . I have a mother who loves me very much, a father who is very strict with me, and an older brother who doesn't care much about me.

Changshouqiao Primary School, which is my school, has a very good and very large function hall, a computer room, a spacious playground, and fairly spacious classrooms. If you come to our school in Hangzhou, you must come to our school. If you come to our school, you must come to our class five (*). This is a big family. This big family is composed of 11 boys and 15 girls. Two hard-working teachers. Simple and humorous self-introduction 2

My name is Liu Tingling. I am 13 years old. I am 1.55 meters tall. She has curved eyebrows, a straight nose, and peach-like lips. When she smiles, she always shows her smooth and shining teeth.

One of my shortcomings is timidity. I remember one time in class, the teacher asked a question. I knew I would answer, but I didn’t dare to raise my hand to speak. The teacher suddenly called me by my name. I was so nervous that I stood up slowly. I didn’t answer in a lively way like others, but my words were incoherent. I answered with a voice as small as an ant, hesitating. With the encouragement of the teacher, I finally finished. The teacher said to me: "That's a good answer. It would be better if the voice was louder." After the teacher finished speaking, he said Now I feel less nervous. Look at how timid I am.

As I grew older, my timidity gradually changed, and I began to like gouache painting. I would pick up a pen to draw every weekend. How I wished I could become a great artist. By the way, I have another advantage, that is, I like reading books. If I have nothing to do, I will pick up a book and sit on the sofa and read. As time goes by, over time, I am getting better and better at learning now.

Timidity is my character, painting and reading are my hobbies. Friends, what do you think of me? Simple and humorous self-introduction 3

I have the same surname as Wang Erxiao, and the same names as Zhici and Cai. As for the gender, it goes without saying that you will never guess wrong!

I can’t explain why, but I like to do everything alone.

When I memorized the text in the morning, my classmates all had to memorize it together in small groups, but I wanted to find the most secluded place to memorize it alone.

get out of class is over, and other students are like birds flying out of their cages, laughing, jumping, and having fun on the playground, but I am leaning against the big tree: looking up at the dense branches and leaves, the blue sky. The sky is blue and the clouds are white. I feel so comfortable and comfortable being in the embrace of nature! The teacher said that I have developed a withdrawn character since I was a child, which is very bad. But sometimes I don't think so.

I like hair salons very much. When I'm with my dad, I'll ask some weird questions. For example, why do trains not run on the ground, but on rails? Why do some people regard colorful colors and majestic appearance as the most beautiful things, but call the beauty of soul and language "prude"; Earth Why can't we feel it when it's rotating... Most of the time, my father would tell me slowly. Of course, sometimes we ignore these weird questions. However, I won't be angry because my father is busy at work.

Friend, can you understand me, a girl with a withdrawn character? Of course, being lonely is not permanent. Sometimes I will be passionate and unrestrained, and I can’t help but express my inner excitement! Simple and humorous self-introduction 4

I am a hydrogen molecule. I am very light, so put me in a balloon and the balloon can fly. But my siblings and I can all burn, so be safe when playing with me.

I am an oxygen molecule, and I can make many things change. For example, if you want to light a fire, you can't do it without my participation. My brothers and sisters are very lively and occasionally do some damage. Look at the rusty copper and iron, they are all our "masterpieces".

I am a hydrogen atom. Generally, you cannot see me because I always appear in pairs in the form of molecules.

I am an oxygen atom. I also have a name called "active oxygen". As this nickname says, I am very lively. I don't like to be alone. No matter what I encounter Whoever it is, I like to combine it with. Simple and humorous self-introduction 5

1. Say hello and introduce your background!

Good morning, dear friends! Let me introduce myself first. My name is Liu Longxian.

The flying dragon takes the lead and is known as the little white dragon in the world.

Coming from Jinggangshan, Jiangxi, greetings to everyone! (Thank you) First of all, I would like to thank Jucheng.com for providing such a rare opportunity for everyone to get together. I am really happy.

() Seeing so many friends sitting together, my first feeling was that there are so many beauties in this circle.

Here, I would like to emphasize one point: I am unmarried.

To put it nicely, they are called single aristocrats.

To put it bluntly, I am single.

So I decided that I would introduce myself to all the beauties here today.

Can everyone agree? (OK!) Yeah!

Second, introduce the character.

Actually, I don’t have much to introduce. People like me will know what’s going on when I stand on this stage—a standard innocent boy.

I usually get annoyed when people call me handsome guy and handsome guy every day.

As a man, he should have connotation, like Tony Leung, with his deep and melancholy eyes; Chow Yun-fat, with his free and easy smile when he looks back; Pan Changjiang ---, these and this don't count! So under normal circumstances, I won't reveal myself easily.

If I remain silent, you must not think that I am in a daze, because I am thinking about some very important issues.

For example, if I withdraw money from a bank teller machine and take out counterfeit currency, is the bank not responsible? I can’t figure it out! A man wears a woman's flowery underpants. "As soon as you close your eyes, as soon as you open them, a day has passed.

Hang? If you close your eyes again and don't open them, a lifetime has passed. "Hang?" Shenyang City Model Worker ? No matter how hard I think about it, I still can’t figure it out.

So I think the most standard evaluation of me should be a handsome guy who is innocent and has connotation.

Third, introduce hobbies!

I have a wide range of hobbies, including reading and writing articles.

If you have time, you can check out my blog.

You can find my blog by searching Liu Longxian online.

In addition, I have two major hobbies.

The first one is singing.

I have been rated as the best extra in China for five consecutive years, and I have been awarded the international Oscar.

I am not the songwriter of the songs that everyone is familiar with, such as Love is Like Tide and Rain or Shine.

But I am good at two major singing styles.

The first one is called constipation singing.

It is very effective in treating diarrhea! "It doesn't matter who falls in love with whom.

It doesn't matter who makes whom!" The second type is called neurotic singing.

This singing method can replace air conditioning to a certain extent and has a cooling effect.

"Tomorrow will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday.

Tomorrow will you still think about you, who used to cry the most.

The second My hobby is reading.

I like to recite poetry, especially lyrical poetry.

At five o'clock in the morning, my neighbors faintly felt as if someone was crying.

Don’t be nervous, this is an illusion.

Because that was me reciting my lyric poetry.

(Looking up) "Ah, Sister Furong, you are like the bright moon in the night sky, so sacred and pure; ah, do you know how much I miss you, and for you, I can sacrifice My life; ah, I love you, and I will love you to my death." Every time this happens, I can't control my emotions (take out a tissue to wipe my tears, look up at the audience) I hate it (turn around). Simple and humorous self-introduction 6

I don’t have the beauty that will captivate the country, nor the eloquence, nor the heavenly voice like a musician, nor the devilish figure, nor the likes of Bill. There is no father like Gates. As versatile as Finch... I am just an ordinary woman who likes fashion, traveling, writing, surfing the Internet, reading, taking pictures, etc. I have a sentimental heart. Sometimes I am innocent and fond of fantasy, and sometimes the sadness will quietly fall away. Tears, sometimes I go hiking alone, sometimes I wander aimlessly on the streets, sometimes I play like a night owl until midnight or all night, and when I have nothing to do, I can stay home for a few days without going out, and I can not go out for a few months. Reach out to friends and family.

I am a simple woman who wants a simple life and simple thoughts. It’s not that I am unmotivated or that I don’t pursue perfection, but what is perfect in life? And sometimes my thoughts are really Simple, as for me, I hope to live in ancient times, in an era without war, and to live a life without fighting against the world. A life where men farm and women weave. They rise at sunrise and return at sunset. Don’t laugh at me for being behind. Don’t laugh at me. Obsession, this is just a thought deep in my heart, not an escape from reality, just a yearning. If possible, how I wish I lived in the Tang Dynasty. In that era, I didn’t have to make too many choices. I didn’t have to worry about reading exams or regret not going to college. In that era, I didn’t have to lose weight. Maybe she can even be considered a beauty. Simple and humorous self-introduction 7

My name is Lin Musen, I am thirteen years old and I am a boy in the first grade of junior high school. It's my pleasure to introduce myself.

Let me introduce my character first! I am introverted outside. When I meet new people, my facial muscles will be very tense. When I speak, I will become hesitant. I can't even say the most basic greetings, but I am impressive at home. I can't always talk to my family when I have eight friends. Almost everything depends on me. But I believe that one day, I will also be able to talk to strangers!

After introducing my personality, let’s introduce my hobbies. I am still a huge book lover who likes to read. I read through all the books at home. Gradually, I felt that the books at home could not satisfy my reading capacity, so I often went to Xinhua Bookstore to read books, but sometimes I brought money with me. , I wanted to go home and get money, but I was afraid that I would run out of book backs, so I read the book. Sometimes my eyes hurt from reading, and I couldn’t bear to put my legs down, so I had to sit on the ground and close my eyes slightly to get some rest, but I always wanted to Finish reading that book. Sometimes a thick book is "digested" by me in a few dozen minutes, absorbing the knowledge into my brain and solving the difficulties.

This is me, a child who loves reading and is sensible. I hope everyone can be friends with me. Simple and humorous self-introduction 8

Friends, do you want to meet a new friend? Come, come with me into this article!

He is 9 years old this year, neither tall nor short, because he is a bit picky about food and a bit thin. After being baptized by the sun in the summer, his skin changed from yellow to brown. His cute "bun face" has thick black hair, and under his eyebrows that are curved like "little crescent moons", there is a pair of big and bright eyes, like two small "black gems" . As soon as he encounters a problem, those two bright "black gems" will spin around, and a good idea will come up. His friends all say that he is the reincarnation of "Zhuge Liang", and his reputation as "Little Zhuge" will hang on him. It's on his head.

I remember one time, the teacher gave everyone a mathematical thinking question for everyone to do. At first, everyone was full of confidence, but when everyone took a closer look at the question, in the blink of an eye, the classroom was silent, and the students were all there. I thought hard, but no one raised their hand to give an answer. Soon, many classmates gave up, but he kept trying to solve it. I saw him holding his little head and staring at the question intently. Sweat dripped down his forehead, and time passed by. After many calculations, he figured out the answer. The teacher looked at every child in the class and was about to tell the answer. He stood on the stool, raised his hands high, and spoke the answer loudly before the teacher called him. The teacher smiled and asked, "Do any other students agree with his answer?" At this time, only one student raised his hand. The teacher told everyone: "This answer is correct, great!" After class, the teacher praised him for being so smart! He had to gain confidence in his heart. Look, when he was proud, his eyebrows, eyes, and nose all came together, and he couldn't tell where he was from east to west!

This is me, a smart person. Are you willing to make friends with me? Simple and humorous self-introduction 9

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People They all say: I can't "speak", that is, I can't be a host, but I don't believe it. When I was in the fifth grade, I won a prize in a recitation competition, and I gave people who criticized me a strong fight back. In this way, no one dared to say that I couldn't "speak" anymore.

I have advantages and disadvantages. Let me talk about my disadvantages first. Although my eloquence is good, it also brought me some troubles. Once, when the teacher was analyzing the lesson "Whale", I remembered that I saw a whale specimen in Qingdao Aquarium and couldn't sit still. I didn't care. I was listening to the teacher's lecture and wanted to tell my classmates about whales. When the teacher turned around to write, my words "bursted" to my deskmate one by one. The teacher turned around and noticed, and cast a dissatisfied look at me, as the old saying goes: "Old problems just can't be changed." For this reason, my parents often blame me. Speaking of these, you will think that I am a disobedient child, but when you talk about the advantages, you will smile. Look, they rush to answer questions in class, work actively, help parents with housework, etc. You may think that my shortcomings and advantages are so disproportionate!

Next, let’s talk about my personality and hobbies. I have a humorous and lively personality, and I often make my classmates laugh. I am always the host at parties, of course, thanks to my mom and dad. When I was at home, my parents asked me to host a party for their friends, so I always hosted the show lively.

Do you all remember me now? I am a "delicate middle school student" who is smart, naughty and a little proud. Simple and humorous self-introduction 11

Hello everyone: My name is (***) My gender: You guess I come from the legendary (*province*city*county or district*street or house number) (actually You can also secretly tell others that I am from Huaguoshan) I am (*) age this year, and I am studying at (*) age. I was in kindergarten a year ago, and I was a friend of (someone big shot or something) Sister or brother of a distant relative), don’t envy me. In fact, I say very low-key that there are many things that I like, such as: omitting ten thousand words for the time being... There are also many things that I don’t like, such as: also omitting ten thousand words. ...Well, now that you have a general understanding of me, let's talk about life and the ideal future (at the same time, you have to act naive).

Hello, colleagues! The little girl has just grown up and studied in a boudoir; her Chinese studies are so-so, and she is a complete mess in mathematics. Thanks to everyone's love and care, she is able to show off her talents here. It is really a pleasure to meet.