1. It is better to uncover the scar of lovelorn and cure this painful disease.

2. I will quarrel with you, but I won't say goodbye; I will be angry with you on purpose, but I want to see you jealous.

3. If you are jealous, you might as well come and have a drink. Vinegar can relieve alcohol, and wine can also relieve vinegar.

4. I always think that I can forget you very well. The truth tells me that I will still be jealous of you.

5. Being jealous means telling me in disguise that you don't believe me. And I hate suspicion the most.

6. I won't be jealous anymore, and I won't be paranoid anymore. I'm tired, just go with whoever you like.

7. Being jealous, behind this jealousy is love! This carelessness also tortured a heart!

8. I hope that when you and I get old, there will be a youth with a rising mouth.

9. I don't like the person I like and like the person I don't like, so I will be jealous.

1. Is there a jiaozi? I'm from the northwest!

11. If you give up, don't linger, and your heartache will never look back.

12. If you are not jealous, jealous, following, retaining or distressed, how can you talk about deep love?

13. If a person likes you and hates you for one reason, is it because he is jealous and eats too much?

14. quarrel because you still care, jealousy because you still like it, and persistence because you are serious.

15. If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

16. Leave me alone. I'm not angry. I'm fine.

17. We will be jealous, jealous and quarrel with each other. Will love each other, miss and cherish each other.

18. The girl I like is jealous, impatient, crying and irritable, but her smile is my greatest happiness.

19. Everyone has had such a special friend in his heart in this life, which is very contradictory. At first, you didn't want to just be friends. After a long time, you suddenly found that this was the best. You'd rather care about her like this than be together and break up one day. You'd rather be her friend than be jealous of each other, so that you can really talk about everything. This kind of friendship is no less than love, and this kind of relationship is commonly known as love.

2. I am afraid that you will go to a place without me, then live a life without me, and then get used to me who is not me.

21. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous!

22. How the fuck can I answer that? It's a total cross-time rivalry, and it's at least half a century old.

23. The sourest feeling is not being jealous, but having no right to be jealous at all.

24. Do you want to eat jiaozi? I have the ingredients! A humorous copy with the connotation that your boyfriend is jealous (Part II)

25. God decided who your relatives are, but fortunately it left you room in choosing friends.

26. It's nice to have someone remember your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.

27. seeing that you are kind to others, I don't want to talk to you very much.

28. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

29. My fool, I am jealous and you don't know it! It's like I'm shivering with cold, and you're still eating a cone and asking me if I'm hot, but I'm not that strong!

3. The trip of leaving may still be there, but the impulse to say love is gone.

31. I love you late, but it's a pity that you are already with someone else, telling her the sweet words you told me to make her happy.

32. I hope the person you love loves you more than I do, and I hope the person I love will never be like you again.

33. Jealousy is also an art, a knowledge. Less is not enough, but more is enough.

34. What I am doing now is to see if you will be jealous. In fact, in my mind, you will always be the best one!

35. If you love someone, it doesn't have to be the result, just like An Yifei silently guarding Tong Yuchen.

36. You withdraw a message and edit it again

37. Things can still stick when they are broken, but when they are broken, they will break, and no matter how hard they stick, they will not stick.

38. Laugh what can pass, why make it known to everyone.

39. What does it feel like to be deeply loved by the person you love? What will it be like? If you want to answer immediately, you should know how happy you are. Although it has been argued that unrequited love is also a kind of love, you can't make a sound with one hand alone.

4. I ate fish in vinegar today, and the fish sneaked away.

41. I once believed all the lies you gave me.

42. You can't be with you and have joy and sadness. No matter what, there is only sadness in your heart.

43. You are very cute. You should cry for a long time for boxing.

44. What bad thoughts can children have? Children are just jealous today and forget to add jiaozi.

45. In fact, people who always laugh really need to be hurt.

46. You are the past that I have been hiding for many years and don't want to write.

47. When the meteor shower crossed the sky, who thought it was an angel's tears? Funny short message sent to boyfriend, humorous message sent to boyfriend

Funny short message sent to boyfriend:

Tell you a crooked trick to remember things: the study found that the simple physical movement of making a fist with the right hand can temporarily change the way the brain works, thus improving memory. When remembering things, you can make a fist with your right hand to help you remember; When you recall something, you might as well make a fist with your left hand, so you can remember it faster.

On the bus, we all stared at a beautiful woman in a short skirt. Suddenly, the beautiful woman turned around and slapped me and told me to get out! Shit, I'm not the only one peeking at her thighs. There are so many people in the car who will hit me if they don't hit me. Then I was very upset, put on my pants and got off!

Big Wolf finally caught the sheep. Hong Tailang counted the sheep in the pot and said happily to Big Wolf, Honey, you steamed nine sheep! Grey wolf hesitated: cut off all the retreat?

Lu Xun gave three words to employees: 1. Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, you can always get on the subway. 2. Where there is a genius, I spend all other people's coffee time brushing Weibo. In fact, there was no road on the ground, and the company closed down because more people left.

According to legend, in ancient times, Kong Rong's father gave Kong Rong several pears, big and small, and asked him to share them with his friends. Kong Rong thought about it, gave them to his friends, and left the smallest one. He was very happy to eat them for himself, so he asked Kong Rong: Why do you share them like this? Kong Rong said angrily, I don't like pears.

Yesterday, when I got off work, it rained, and the road was slippery and congested. I saw a girl on the side of the road who stood in the rain for a long time and couldn't get a taxi. I couldn't bear it, so I drove over and rolled down the window to kindly remind her: Girl, you are so ugly that you can't get a taxi. The girl smiled and said, So that's why you bought a car?

Once the teacher was talking about the family genetic map, the teacher asked: If his daughter is sick, what is the probability of her marrying a normal man and having children? I replied: it may be zero! The teacher asked why! I said: don't forget that there is a disease in the world called infertility! Teacher: Get out of here! ! !

If you were given two girlfriends, one with big breasts but ugly, and the other with good looks but no breasts, which one would you choose? It depends on which is more expensive, breast enhancement or plastic surgery.

I went to work at noon and bought some bananas. I happened to meet a beautiful pregnant colleague and gave her one. She said politely: No, no, really. I said stupidly: you can eat without it.

why are you crying? So what if he doesn't like you? Remember, I don't like you either.

One day, I happened to see a green leaf on our math teacher's tooth (the teacher estimated that it was jiaozi who ate leek stuffing at noon). After a while, I found that the leaf was gone and it appeared on the neck of a girl in our class when class was over.

I was drunk yesterday, so I took off my clothes and put it on the bed to take a shower. The door was unlocked. When I heard the door opening in the middle of washing, I asked loudly: Who? At this moment, a trembling male voice came: Your mother, and then I continued to wash. After taking a shower, I came out and found that my mobile phone and wallet were missing from my clothes. I haven't remembered where I put my mobile wallet until now

Humorous message for my boyfriend:

1. I used to be alone and felt very happy. Later, I got to know you, and I began to miss, care and suffer. Because I can't be with you all the time, but my love has always existed.

2. Because of love, love, sweet words will never be pale, a happy life will always be full of expectations, and the spirit of loving you will never deteriorate, and all the troubles will be abandoned outside of you and me!

3. I know because I love you; Understand because you know; Because of understanding, I am patient; Because of forbearance, it is fulfilled! Because of love, I would like to spend my whole life reading you. This feeling is meaningful and beautiful! Lovers miss short messages

4. Because of love, I began to lose sleep at night; Because of love, I began to be obsessed with love songs; Because of love, I began to become literary; Because of love, I started sending short messages. I just want to tell you: I love you!

5. I can't move my fingers because I miss you; Because I love you, tears will not flow; Because I am looking forward to you, time will not go; Because waiting for you, I dare to say it, and I have been in love with you for a long time!

6. The spring wind turns a windmill, rotates in the warmth, supports a small umbrella with the spring rain, nourishes it in the romance, takes a photo with the eyes of spring, and hovers in your world. In April, flowers bloom, love you and continue.

7. Time is measured by you. Everything with you is daytime, and night will come without you. Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged.

8. Create a soul mate with sweetness, paint a happy prospect with happiness, look forward to the future life with happiness, and describe your love with beauty. I am very happy to have your love in this hot season!

9. Write with warm eyes and draw your shy and pure smile; Write words in a sweet tone and compose a happy music of life. Dear, I love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain are inseparable!

1. read the short message with your heart, express my affection everywhere, miss you with lovesickness, never hesitate to chase you, and love you till death. Say I love you with courage and tell you clearly that I love you. Love messages in winter

11. Deep feelings send warmth, harps and flutes sound around the beam, love songs come into the picture, and the original heart is proud of the snow, but the winter cold has not gone with the ice, and good news has entered your heart long ago. Miss you, in every piece of music, singing the blessings of my life.

12. How much love can be repeated, how many people are willing to wait, how many short messages can be re-sent, and how many words are nonsense? I just want to tell you that I have identified you in this life, so please raise your mobile phone and surrender!

13. Because there are flowers, the world is fragrant; Because there is water, it is naturally cool; Because there is love, life is so sunny; Because of you, I am happy, so I wander. I have you in this life, thank God, I have you in this life, and hope flies!

14. It's different because of you. Because of you in my dream, it becomes very sweet; Because of you in my heart, I have become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you!

15. Because of you, my sky will be broad; Because of you, my land will be far away; Because of you, my life is colorful; My world will be different because of you. I love you!

16. Because of sincerity, we are honest; Because of honesty, it is simple; Because it is simple, it is easy; Because it is easy, it lasts for a long time; Because for a long time; So success. Career is like this, so is first love.

17. The Milky Way is a ditch, which makes it gentle to meet the magpie bridge; Love is a ditch, sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, the truth is separated; No matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance, and lovers will always be together.

18. Hidden in pain, I took off the angel's wings, because I didn't want to see you looking up so far, and endured the pain. I stopped chasing after the wind, because I didn't want you to feel so empty. Dear, I love you and I am willing to do it for you.

19. eternal love needs: heartache, your passion for me; Withstand hardships and insipid persistence; You must be faithful until death do us part; And the belief in holding your hand and growing old with your son.

2. You never know how much you love someone, until you see her with another person. There are many people who love her, but only one person can accompany her home on a rainy night. Love is defended by actions! Boyfriend is jealous and sends a circle of friends

Boyfriend is jealous and sends a circle of friends

1. Feelings are always sad, just like eating lemons.

2. I'm not gentle, I have a bad temper, I'm easily angry, I'm easily jealous, I'm easily heartbroken, I'm easily paranoid, I'm willful, I don't want to talk when I'm angry, I'll always giggle when I'm happy, I'll keep my grievances in my heart, I want to be known when I care, I like to listen to sad songs when I'm sad, and I like to share them with people I care about when I'm happy.

3. For beautiful clothes, people who are worth it should work hard!

4. honey, you come slowly and walk gently, and you don't want to say hello to me.

5. Mistake old vinegar as ink, and write half your life full of acid

6. If there is an afterlife, then I would like to be a flying bird, flying by your side forever and never giving up.

7. I know it takes a lot of courage to hug, and I know that gentleness is only a moment.

8. Leave me alone. I'm not angry. I'm fine.

9. selfish feelings are real. Maybe what I said is a little extreme, but I think in the face of true feelings, no one can deny that being angry and jealous is false.

1. I like you, and I like you more than anyone on earth.

11. No one can grieve for you, but you weep for others.

12. It's not that I'm stingy, jealous or suspicious, but that I love you! Don't pretend not to care in the future, because I really care!

13. I came to see you, but you didn't see me, and I was with your master all day, so I deliberately ignored you because I was jealous.

14. Decide