2. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.
Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.
4. Why don't I have an amazing deskmate, but my deskmate does?
Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.
6. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
7. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!
8. Angry Jacky Cheung, ashamed Andy Lau! !
9. The party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?
10. I dare not even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!
1 1. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault that you are handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.
12. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.
13. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.
14. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.
15. Why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?
16. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.
17. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.
18. No matter how personalized the signature is, it can't show my inner sadness!
19. Despair in life just adds a little hope to despair and becomes more desperate.
20. I laugh when someone says I'm handsome. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?
2 1. I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.
I want to be an anodyne vegetable.
23. I am handsome, please don't look.
24. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.
25. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.
26. It's the soul of shit, especially the ghosts of shit.
27. Even the title of my exam is like this: Title: Be the most handsome, A: Don't do it, now it is, Title: Be the ugliest, A: Don't do it, it won't be ugly anyway.
28. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.
29. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.
Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.
3 1. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.
32. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.
33. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.
34. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?
35. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.
36. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.
37. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.
38. I am not cool at all, but I am beautiful.
39. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.
40. A girl praised me for being thin today, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !
4 1. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.
42. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul.
43. There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round, and they never return empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is 0/00 km away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the small stinking ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turned out that there were countless women crying in front of my house all the year round. The composition of tears was rich in amino acids and protein, which was very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those women's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was full of prosperity; By the time I was eighteen, the beach had developed so fast that it was called Hawaii.
44. Continue to be the child who loves to laugh in the future, but laugh a little lonely.
I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.
46. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.
47. Life is a book. Fools read it in general, but wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.
48. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.
49. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?
Exaggerated reproduction of sentences that say people are particularly narcissistic (50 highlights)
It is said that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find your friend getting better and better.
2. When we get old, will we become empty-shell cicadas, will we hang on the branches of the years, face the dusk with our mouths open, but forget to sing?
The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They hit me again and said I was too modest.
You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.
I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.
6. A girl who met me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you; If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome.
7. I really don't know what else in this world can be trusted to tell the truth from the false.
8. Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~
I want to be an anodyne vegetable.
10. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.
1 1. I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.
12. People love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.
13. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.
14. I want to quit and become handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.
15. If it is a crime for me to be too handsome, then I am willing!
16. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
17. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.
Exaggerated copy of sentences that say people are particularly narcissistic (part two) 18. Why don't I have an amazing deskmate, but my deskmate does?
19. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?
20. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.
2 1. I wake up by myself every morning.
22. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.
23. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.
24. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.
25. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.
26. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.
27. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault to be handsome, it's your fault to be so handsome." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.
28. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!
When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
30. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.
3 1. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.
32. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.
33. Yes, I am that handsome.
34. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.
Exaggerated copy of sentences that say people are particularly narcissistic (3) 35. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and my name was Degang Guo.
36. I want to commit suicide because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is. "
37. Look in the mirror and say, hey, it looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror has exploded.
The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.
I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.
40. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.
4 1. Once I was really bored and sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, no one came after me except a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......
42. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.
43. The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-it was blocked during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …
44. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.
45. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.
Ah! Why are the blue sky and the sea blue? Because I like blue. Ah! Why are other things not blue? That's because they all deeply feel that it doesn't match my favorite color!
47. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!
48. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.
49. I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me attentively.
50. Some people say I am handsome. I spent the whole night wondering who leaked the news.
A collection of narcissistic copywriting that satirizes others and is not as handsome as me
A narcissistic copy that mocks others and is not as handsome as me (I) 1. Every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.
500 years ago, you leveled the Tiangong alone, and now 100 million people leveled CCTV for you.
3. The user is too handsome to set personal data.
A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!
Honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. You really should be beaten. Dare to say you are cow dung. ...
6. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!
7. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.
When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
9. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.
10. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.
1 1. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.
12. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited my child from his chromosome.
13. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.
14. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !
15. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will stop being so handsome and be ordinary.
16. this kind of thing, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am beautiful and I am casual.
17. I can kill you with my keyboard or embarrass you with my beauty.
18. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.
19. I can change what you like about me.
20. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am?
2 1. I hope you can grab my collar and tell me that those snacks are all for me.
Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.
23. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
24. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.
25. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?
26. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.
27. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you.
28. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.
29. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!
30. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!
3 1. Now I like listening to music quietly and miss you.
32. I am good-looking and not easy to cheat, so the invigilator can't help but look. No wonder I was often found in those days.
33. Men are like meals in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!
Don't be infatuated with my brother. My brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
35. Travel with good friends, and rest under the tree when you are tired. Suddenly a few drops of bird droppings fell on my face, and before I knew it, my best friend wiped it evenly for me, saying that your sunscreen had not been wiped evenly.
36. I am pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!
37. I usually cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of the class teacher, I have the idea of falling in love.
38. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. If I blow into someone's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return.
39. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
40. The child's words are unscrupulous, and all the stories blurted out are unthought stories, which outline a full but affectionate ID.
4 1. I turned my head when I met him, and no one could see the expression on his face clearly.
Summarize 40 humorous sentences expressing narcissism.
Humorous sentences expressing narcissism 1. Before you come near me, you should think clearly that there is nothing but handsome me.
2. Now I am, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.
3. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. The fan shook its head silently all night.
4. Even the questions in my exam are like this: Question: Make the most handsome appearance, A: Don't do it, now it is, Question: Make the ugliest appearance, A: Don't do it, no matter how you do it, it won't be ugly.
I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.
6. Despair in life is just to add a little hope in despair and become more desperate.
7. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.
8. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!
9. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?
10. Me: well-proportioned, handsome, big-eyed, absolutely beautiful, bold and charming in complexion, strong in body, strong in arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in wildness and dissolute in depression. I am simply a role model for men and a gospel for women ~
1 1. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local authorities, which reported it to the central emergency meeting and awarded the most handsome medal!
12. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.
13. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
14. Don't make me wait, because you know I will wait for you.
15. I am really bored to death. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying
16. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.
17. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.
18. Farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.
19. Everyone will be hurt when growing up. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong.
20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.
Humorous sentences expressing narcissism 2 1. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.
22. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!
23. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.
24. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.
25. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!
26. Don't be infatuated with elder brother. Brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
27. If being too handsome is a crime, then I will!
28. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.
29. The child's words are unscrupulous. What they blurted out was unthinking, and what they outlined was a full-fledged but affectionate ID.
30. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.
3 1. One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. Andy Lau is missing. As soon as the tiger turned around and saw me handsome and cool, he pushed me forward and laughed. "Don't think I don't know you because you have become more handsome, little one?
32. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.
33. I hope you can grab my collar and be domineering, even arrogant, and tell me that those snacks are all for me.
34. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!
35.what are you doing? I'm looking in the mirror. Then why did you close your eyes? I'm watching me sleep.
36. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.
37. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.
38. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.
39. "Why are you so short?" "because I have been in the mini!"