"Letter from Shanxi Family"

Cao: Crosstalk is the art of language, and Chinese language is broad and profound

Liu: That's right

Cao: Every word has its meaning

Liu: Oh?

Cao: Don’t say a word, even a punctuation mark. If you don’t pay attention, you will make a joke.

Liu: Really?

Cao: Hey, let’s take our family as an example.

Liu: What’s wrong?

Cao: I have a friend from Shanxi who grew up in the mountains. He has never studied, is not educated, and is illiterate.

We are in our thirties and almost forty. I personally can call him the second brother.

Call him the second brother.

One time he invited me to dinner

Liu: Yeah

Cao: It’s scheduled to arrive at 11:30 noon

Liu: Oh

Cao: I went home then, and he invited a guest

Liu: Oh

Cao: But he didn’t come at twelve o’clock

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Liu: Yo

Cao: He was anxious, so he drew a note

Liu: No, why are you drawing later

Cao: Because he can’t write

Liu; Oh

Cao: So I drew a note

Liu: I can only draw

Cao: When I look at the painting, what is it? I drew a little man with his arms folded, one hand covering his mouth and the other covering his buttocks. I don’t understand what this means?

Liu: It’s quite strange

Cao: He folded it and sent the child at the door to the old man in the front yard to deliver it to the man who lived not far away

Let’s live in the front yard and send it off. After a while, the child came back and no one brought him.

A note. When I saw what it was painted, it was also a painting, a bird cage and a bird cage. There is a tortoise inside

This tortoise’s head is outside the birdcage and his body is in the birdcage

When he looks at it, okay, let’s not wait for him. Let’s eat. I said Don't, don't introduce, don't introduce me, say me

You still don't understand what it means

Liu: Yes

Cao: You just drew a little human cat What does it mean to have your waist covered with one hand covering your mouth and the other covering your butt?

Liu: What are you doing?

Cao: Hi, I told him to treat him to dinner in the afternoon

Liu: Hi

Cao: Oh, it’s afternoon when you cover your butt. Then he painted a bird cage with a tortoise’s head in it

Bao was leaning outside the bird cage, leaning over the tortoise’s body. What does it mean to be in the cage?

Liu: Yeah

Cao: He told me that I probably wouldn’t be able to get out (Cao and Liu both touched their chins for mercy)

Oh, can't Gaier come out? High-tech stuff

Liu: The background of a spy

Cao: Oh, let’s eat, eat, drink, drink, and have three rounds of food and five flavors. I told my second brother that I can’t accompany you next week< /p>

Drinking

Liu: What's the matter

Cao: Next week I will go to Taiyuan, Shanxi to perform. Your hometown is also Taiyuan. If you need anything, I can go home

If you want to bring something with you, please give me the things you brought with you and I will help you bring your second brother. This is so happy, so great

Okay, when you arrive in Taiyuan, you look for the sour old man’s dried apricots in the Xinggan Village. The sour old man in the village is my father

Dear, please help me bring something. What should I bring? Bring a letter and five hundred yuan for a letter

Five hundred yuan Isn’t that all there is to it? Give me five hundred yuan for a letter. I’ll give you everything

I received everything in a short sentence and said that I had to get on the train and go to Taiyuan for a performance

< p>Liu: Let’s go

Cao: We got on the train (sigh) I didn’t bring a game console either

Liu: Why did I bring that?

Cao: I didn’t bring a book, it was a long journey, I had no intention of sleeping, what do you think I was doing?

(An audience member from the audience shouted: Open the letter)

Cao: Bosom friend, this is a bosom friend, let me open the letter and take a look

Liu: No, you will wait a moment Son, don’t be beautiful first, you know it’s immoral?

Cao: I know

Liu: I know it, but I still open it

Cao: Do ??you care? I opened it and you believed it, I opened it and you believed it

Liu: No

Cao: I would like you to take care of anything that happens to you. Do you take care of it? Do you take care of it?

Liu: Nonsense

Cao: No matter what your business

Liu: No matter

Cao: Just watch and watch. Son, take it out and take a look. I'm so happy

Liu: What's wrong?

Cao: Another painting

Liu: Why are they all paintings?

Cao: Oh, I painted a picture. It’s quite lively.

Liu: What are they?

Cao: There are seven camels drawn on the side of the letter.

Liu: Camels?

Cao: Do ??you know the camel?

Liu: Do you know the camel?

Cao: (gesturing seven camels with your hands)

Liu: I Tell me, can you please don’t draw out all seven later?

Cao: On the side where I drew seven camels, I drew a big tree. On the fork of the tree, two flies fell on the bottom of the tree< /p>

Underneath were four bastards, two wine bottles, and an egg next to them.

What does this mean?

I don’t understand. I folded it and put it in an envelope. Let’s take a nap. We’ll arrive in Taiyuan in a while

We arrived at Taiyuan Ben Theater to perform. After the performance, we walked around the place. One turn

Liu: Just for fun

Cao: Is it right to buy some local products?

Liu: Yes

Cao: Souvenirs are nothing more than tobacco and alcohol.

Liu: That’s right

Cao: I'm used to drinking wine from other places in Beijing. I don't like drinking wine from other places. Why don't I buy some cigarettes?

Liu: Alas, this business

Cao: Let me take a look at the local cigarettes. Alas, Yantan is in Shanxi. How much are famous cigarettes, 100 yuan a piece?

If it’s cheaper, it’s 100 yuan a piece. If you buy it, you can buy it or not.

Liu: No counter-offer

Cao: It’s not expensive to buy one. Come on. Bring the cigarettes. I remembered. I came over here.

It’s about business.

Liu: What’s the matter? Ah

Cao: Go to the second brother’s house to deliver something

Liu: Oh, yes

Cao: Isn’t that right? Mr. Sour of Xinggan Village

< p>Liu: That's right

Cao: It's easy to find it

Liu: It's easy to find

Cao: I'll leave when I see this place Go to the door and bang the firewood door

Liu: No need to pull it now. You can knock on the door

Cao: Make trouble, right?

Liu : No

Cao: Knock on the door with bang bang bang

Liu: Just don’t use that bang bang bang on the door

Cao: Knock on the door with bang bang bang bang< /p>

Liu: Are you bothering me? There is a doorbell, why are you ringing?

Cao: Let me try and see if it rings.

Liu: I came here to play.

Cao: The door opened and there stood an old man in his late sixties. Standing here, I said you are the sour man from Xinggan Village.

Are you the master? You are the sour master to me ( Shanxi dialect) I feel so sour when I hear your voice. I said your son

Let me bring you something. My son, what do you want you to bring me? Come, come, come in, come in

Liu: Come to the room

Cao: Come to the room. My son asked you to bring me something. Hey, your son, let me give it to you. Bring one

There are still four hundred yuan

Liu: No, you said the wrong five hundred yuan later

Cao: Four hundred

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Liu: No, you just said it was five hundred

Cao: I said how to say it

Liu: No, then there is a difference of one hundred yuan< /p>

Cao: It’s nonsense to buy cigarettes

Liu: How about using other people’s money to buy cigarettes?

Cao: Let me test for him whether it is good or bad.

Liu: Do people use you?

Cao: Do ??you care? I took your money. I took your money. What’s the matter with you? You’re always fighting against injustice. What’s the matter with you?

Liu: Why are you so broken? It's none of my business

Cao: Four hundred yuan for a letter

Liu: Yeah

Cao: Hand the things over and the old man will take the letter. Open it, look at me, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at me

What is your relationship with my son? —— Nodding acquaintance

Liu: No, you can just talk to your brothers.

Cao: (shaking his head) You can't talk about this matter to your brothers

Liu: What?

Cao: Brother, you stole a hundred yuan from someone to buy cigarettes. It shows our quality, you know? < /p>

Cao: The old man saw something wrong with me when he read the letter. You and my son are brothers. How do you know? ——The letter

is written clearly.

Where is it written?

Liu: Yes

Cao: Look, there are seven camels painted on this letter. We Shanxi people have rules for calling camels

Liu: What rules?

Cao: Five is a consistent, six is ??a string, seven is a gang, eight is a gang. The seven camels painted on it mean one

So it means you My son and I are brothers

Liu: Oh

Cao: Both of us co-authors are camels

Liu: Hey, I didn’t say that

Cao: I want to use this 100 yuan to solve the case

Liu: I think it’s doubtful

Cao: We have to grit our teeth. My son asked you to give it to me. How much money to bring (be careful) - four hundred

Liu: That’s empty

Cao: (read the letter) No! yeah! ! ! (Shaking hands)

Liu: Can you not be nervous?

Cao: It’s okay to dig through the baggage

Liu: Hey, don’t bother me

Cao: It’s four hundred—no, five hundred—where it’s written. It says five hundred

Liu: Yes

Cao: The letter is clearly written, and it is written wherever it is written.

Liu: Broken The nagging spirit is here again, tell me

Cao: We have to pretend to be cool

Liu: Oh

Cao: Look at this letter with a big tree painted on it There are two flies falling on the fork of the tree. We Shanxi people

Don’t care if these flies are called flies

Liu: What are they called?

Cao: They are called flies< /p>

Liu: Flies?

Cao: The money we spend on flies is also called silver

Liu: Oh

Cao: Look at this painting of two flies landing on the fork of a tree. This is my son telling me that I have enough money

Liu: (thought for a long time) Wow! How amazing!

Cao: Is it written five hundred? ——That’s four hundred

Liu: Yes!

Cao: That's four hundred, that's four hundred - then look at the four bastards honking under the tree and the two wine pots standing four eight

Thirty-two, two, nine, one, eight, fifty ——That’s also fifty, that’s also fifty, but it doesn’t say five hundred (pretending to be horizontal) ——There’s an egg next to it!

Liu: Hi!

Cao: (Question) Are you from Earth?

Liu: It’s really amazing

Cao: Is the way of communication very special? Uncle, let's tell the truth. I spent 100 yuan to buy cigarettes.

Liu: Tell the truth

Cao: It doesn't matter. Money is something outside the body

Liu: Look.

Cao: If you please, let’s go. I said I’ll leave tomorrow. Then you can come over to my house in the evening and help me bring something.

I said yes. Don’t worry. Short summary. He said that I was coming home again in the evening. The old man took out two envelopes.

Here, help me. This big one was given to my son. This small one was given to your second brother by your sister-in-law. < /p>

There’s no money in there, right? ——No, I can’t give you money because of your character.

Liu: Drink~! That's right

Cao: (Sorry) It's not interesting if you do this

Liu: It's quite interesting

Cao: I'm embarrassed to say this All (covering face)

Liu: Do you still want shame?

Cao: I took the things and got on the train back to Beijing. I got on the train and was so annoyed

Liu : Yes

Cao: I didn’t bring a game console either

Liu: Oh

(A group of people in the audience shouted: Open the letter!!!)

Cao: There are more and more close friends

Liu: Oops, you are going to learn bad things

Cao: Let me open the letter and see if they have learned bad things from me< /p>

Liu: Almost

Cao: Let me open the letter and take a look

Liu: Open it

Cao: Let me open the big one first Okay, take the letter out and take a look. This letter is interesting!

Liu: How?

Already?

Cao: It’s still a painting

Liu: What’s there?

Cao: It’s a painting of two buckets, with the buckets buckled and placed, with their bottoms facing towards each other. There was a bucket with two flies on it. I don’t want to ask about the money here

Liu: Yes, there is money

Cao: Well, we know it. His father told me about it once

Liu: Yes

Cao: Looking further to the side, there is a big circle drawn and a small circle drawn. Inside the big circle is a firecracker,

the one set off during the New Year. The firecrackers are worth every penny.

Inside the small circle is a silkworm chrysalis.

Liu: I know.

Cao: Silkworm cocoon

Liu: It can be used to make silk threads

Cao: Alas, I don’t understand what it means to make silk threads (question). Fold it and put it in an envelope.

Open this small one

Liu: Everyone has to take a look

Cao: Open it and take a look, wow!

Liu: What do you mean?

Cao: It’s so interesting

Liu: Yes

Cao: It’s so fun

Liu: Tell me

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Cao: The lively painting of two pigeons, one duck, two pigeons, one duck, four pigeons and two ducks

There is a big pigeon painted on the side of the letter. There was a knife curled up on the elephant's trunk, and the tip of the knife was pierced into the neck of a goose

The goose was stabbed to death and the goose's neck was bleeding

Liu: Ouch

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Cao: At the bottom of the letter, there is a lotus root drawn, which is broken but the thread is still connected. There is also a small piece of charcoal and a small one is drawn at the bottom

The person has a small crew cut and wears a The man in the black coat is holding a hundred dollars in one hand and a cigarette in the other (speaking while gesticulating) (gesturing stupidly, look at Liu Yuntian) It seems like there is me?

Liu: (too happy) There must be you!

Cao: I don’t understand what this means. I put it in an envelope and waited without sleeping. I just followed here and waited.

Liu: Well, why don’t you just do this?

< p>Cao: I arrived in Beijing in a while. I didn’t even go back home when I came out of Beijing. I went directly to my second brother

Liu: Oh

Cao: I Second brother, I'll take the things over. Thank you. Thank you. I opened the drawer, put it in the drawer, and closed it.

Okay, let's go - don't bother me. Don't leave. Open it up and take a look - don't bother us. What do you read in the letter from home?

——I am there (gesturing excitedly) I am there, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really there, I am really there

Liu: It’s revealed

< p>Cao: It's unlikely that you will be there - don't talk nonsense, just take it apart and take a look - OK, I'll take it apart, but don't tell outsiders

First take apart this big one and open it. Take a look - so much gold, I have to make friends like you

Liu: What's going on

Cao: What's going on? You brought me the money - where is it written? Here you look at the two buckets painted on the bucket

There are two flies falling on the bucket. We Shanxi people don’t call these flies flies, they call them flies - I know the flowers

Money is also called silver - oh, you all know that we don’t call this bucket a bucket

Liu: What is it called?

Cao: It’s called a water tip

Liu: Oh

Cao: Look at these two buckets being buckled and placed, meaning that the water tip has fallen over and the fly is connected to the same sentence

Liu: How to say it?

Cao: The silver has been delivered

Liu: Very good

Cao: The water has been brought down, just put it aside, OK, I said that the big circle is like What does that small circle mean?

Liu: Huh?

Cao: The big circle is a rice bowl and the small circle is a tea bowl. I said there is a firecracker in the big circle and a cocoon in the small circle. What does this mean?——My father thought I think about it over tea and rice every day - when there is a firecracker, it goes off during the meal

Your family is too scary

Liu: Awesome (thumbs out)

Cao: Oh, OK, OK, I understand. He folded it and put it in the envelope. OK, OK, let’s go.

Don’t leave, mainly read that letter (said excitedly)

Liu: This is the key

Cao: That letter contains a letter from me - not my wife, so don’t - no No, I have to see, I have to see.

Okay, don’t tell outsiders. I opened the letter and the second brother burst into tears when he saw it - why was the second brother crying?

Liu: Hmm< /p>

Cao: Look, there are two pigeons, one duck, two pigeons and one duck painted on it. This is your sister-in-law calling me: Brother

Brother, brother, brother

< p>Liu: Hi, I can’t say anything else

Cao: There’s no need to cry when I call you—just go on and look at the letter. There’s an elephant trunk painted on the side of the letter

< p>There was a knife curled up on it. The tip of the knife was pierced into the neck of a goose, killing the goose. The goose's neck was bleeding

The blood in this somersault was a sentence

Liu : How do you say it?

Cao: Brother, brother, you want to kill me (silly), like killing a goose?

Liu: What the hell are you talking about?

Cao: I said this is a painting with a lotus root that has been cut off, but the thread is still connected, and there is a small section of charcoal. What does that mean?

——Your sister-in-law misses me every day!

Liu: So insightful!

Cao: I said there is a little man drawn underneath, with a small crew cut and a black coat. This hand is holding a hundred yuan.

This hand is holding a cigarette. What do you mean?

Liu: Yes

Cao: Hi, forget it. My son doesn’t learn well and stole a hundred yuan from me to buy cigarettes————Me!