Current location - Music Encyclopedia - Dating - The classic sayings of the Big Monkey: A turtle is not a turtle
The classic sayings of the Big Monkey: A turtle is not a turtle

A collection of classic quotations

To test gold, use fire, to test women, use gold, and to test men, use women.

Facts have proved that in this world, feelings can withstand the wind and rain, but they cannot withstand the ordinary; friendship can withstand the ordinary, but cannot withstand the wind and rain.

No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of me!

Men are bold enough to walk around, and women are bold enough not to wear makeup.

My heart is full of love, and all the beauties in the world are lovers.

House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men...

A high job is not as good as a high salary, a high salary is not as good as a long life, and a long life is not as good as happiness.

To young people: Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

To young women: If you marry Monk Tang as your husband, you can play if you can, and eat meat if you can’t.

Don’t become bad in debauchery, just become perverted in silence!

There are very few people who think it suits them before marriage, but there are many people who think it suits them after marriage!

Love is like poop, sometimes after working hard for a long time it is just a fart!

You cannot eat a fat man in one bite, but fat man is eaten in one bite!

Love is like two people holding a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who doesn’t want to let go!

The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very seriously...

A person is not alone, he is lonely only when he wants to be alone.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - he killed all the students in the end!

In order to alleviate employment conflicts, relevant departments have introduced a new degree system. After graduating from a doctorate degree, one can continue to study for a bachelor's degree. After graduating from a four-year bachelor's degree, one can continue to study for a saint's degree. If you can't find a job, pursue a martyr

degree.

You are the master of the words before they are spoken, and you become the slave of the words after they are spoken.

Every trauma is a kind of maturity.

The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

A man wants to divorce his wife after he makes money, but his wife wants to divorce him if he can't make money.

Stealing one person’s idea is plagiarism, stealing many people’s ideas is research.

That’s fine if what we pursue is happiness. The difficulty is that what we pursue is “being happier than others”.

If we live a vigorous life every day, then this nation will definitely go crazy.

If it is God’s arrangement, I will accept it; if it is man’s trampling, I will fight against it.

What you light is a cigarette, but what you smoke is loneliness

The words of a real estate developer are like the tip of a pea in Zigong - a big loss.

There is no such thing as beauties in the world. If there are more people pursuing her, she will naturally become one. . .

The so-called mortgage means that the government, developers, and banks work together to knock home buyers to the ground and peel off your skin layer by layer!

Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks. The risk is too great. It’s safest to make tofu! When it is hard, it is dried tofu, when it is thin, it is tofu brain, when it is thin, it is tofu skin, when it is not cooked, it is soy milk, and when it stinks, it is stinky tofu! A sure profit without a loss.

People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

Live great, die under flowers!

If you are not afraid of being used, you are afraid of being useless.

It is gold, it will always be spent; it is a mirror, it will always reflect light...

God has given you a pair of wings, you should be burned...

Others' Money is something external to me.

If a woman pleases herself, she will allow a man to please himself, and he will be poor!

Rich people eventually get married.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig out?

To survive in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor! !

Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

Only women and English are hard to find, and wives and jobs are hard to find.

Being handsome is useless, and in the end, you won’t be eaten by pawns

Cherish life! If God still lets you live, he must have His arrangements

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you

The same summary of life: 1 Experience: Perseverance to the end is victory . 2 Lessons: Failed to stick to the end.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

To prove that you are unlucky, you can find 100 reasons; to prove that you are lucky, you can also find 100 reasons.

Nonsense is the first word in relationships.

The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

A hero doesn’t care about his way out, and a gangster doesn’t care about his age!

The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people's wages.

When a man has money, he has a destiny with everyone.

When you have no money, your wife is also your secretary; when you are rich, your secretary is also your wife.

Women like men who are secure; men are often attracted to women who are insecure.

The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life.

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human. Classic quotations from Daou

1. Tokugawa Iemo: Fireworks are valuable only at the moment they bloom.

2. Kasuga Bureau: Because divine punishment will only come to those with evil intentions.

3. Takiyama: If you put emotions first in everything, it will be difficult to manage personnel.

4. Tokugawa Iemo: Law is nothing more than emotion, and laws and regulations cannot represent everything in the world.

5. Harmony Palace: A person’s heart cannot be judged solely by the kindness and evil on the outside.

6. Kasuga Bureau: Good and evil in the world have nothing to do with status.

7. Awan: What do weak people gain from fighting each other in the end?

8. Duzi: In life, you must have something to rely on to survive.

9. Mrs. Murase: The so-called records are all written by people.

10. Aman: People who are accustomed to living in order hate people who disrupt order.

11. Tokugawa Iemitsu: Everyone in the world has a heart, and a mother’s heart for her children is irreplaceable.

12. Shimazu Qibin: That’s the way it is, you must make sacrifices.

13. Longshan: In a place where women gather, there will always be many false rumors.

14. Aman: A painting that looks dazzling on the surface turns into a mayfly after sunset and disappears silently.

15. Takiyama: No matter how hard you work, if the outcome is just a mess, it means you are not suitable to manage Dao.

16. Kasuga Bureau: It is not a question of good or bad, there are some things in the world that force you to do this in order to survive.

17. Harmony Palace: Two people laughed together and walked forward hand in hand. When they died a hundred years ago, the two people were buried together in the same tomb.

18. Awan: People are jealous of others because they have intentions. Don't be jealous or have your own opinions. Such people are soulless bodies.

19. Awan: People are born with all kinds of evil obstacles, so in life, they cannot have everything they want.

20. Kasuga Bureau: Sometimes in order to defend their dignity, people will suddenly turn into terrible demons, regardless of men and women.

21. Shogoro Ikushima: We actors will become another person as soon as we step on the stage. Performances day after day will gradually make people forget their true selves.

22. Awan: I have never forgotten it, but rather than sacrifice myself for martyrdom, I chose to continue to survive. Now that I have decided to survive, I can't just bow my head and cry.

23. Tokugawa Iesada: Everyone has his own destiny. Even if your life is as dark as a night, as long as you have the idea of ??persevering, it will be much easier. Sunlight will eventually break through the night.

24. Mrs. Achaju: As long as people continue to survive, there must be many choices and trade-offs on the road of life. The more choices you make, the more you have left becomes the force that supports your survival.

25. There is only darkness here, but there is light, sound, and realistic joy outside. Although there may be suffering, no matter what fate lurks ahead, that kind of earthly light, I want to use myself again Look with your eyes.

26. Awan: There is only darkness here. Even so, there is still sunshine and sounds outside, and there is even more joy in this world. Of course, there is also pain and sadness. So no matter what hardships are waiting for me ahead, I still want to use my own eyes to experience the beauty of this world again. Dabing's classic quotations

1. Poetry cannot nourish the heart and lungs, but wine cannot quench thirst and nourish the life.

2. Sing and drink to liberate your nature, make money and lose money and leave it to fate.

3. You and I both understand that this has never been a fair world.

4. Impermanence and selflessness, all things arise and disappear due to causes and conditions, and wonderful existence arises from the vacuum.

5. It takes ten years for a woman’s beauty to fade away, but it only takes a moment for a man’s beauty to depreciate.

6. Accompany me to Hoh Xil to have a look at the sea. I don’t want you to come in the future.

7. Everyone who dares to fight hard has a soft reason.

8. You love me, I love you, I will buy you a floral skirt to wear every day.

9. Many fights are not fought for oneself, but mostly for others to see.

10. You sing indiscriminately on the stage, and there is time in this world that I have used up.

11. No one will be unlucky forever, just like no one will be lucky forever.

12. Who said Ram Lam couldn’t kiss the desert? Who said my eyes couldn’t flow like a river.

13. Wine is a mad drug and a thing to forget worries. If you want to drink freely, you should only drink with old friends.

14. Love is something that is easy to fall in love with at first sight, but it is rare to be a companion for a long time to come.

15. It was not love at first sight, but rather a reunion after a long separation.

16. On a certain level, the fullness and perfection of individual humanity is growth.

17. They are still practicing in their own world, living quietly, calmly and happily.

18. There’s nothing you can’t get through, it’s just that you can never go back. Why cry, be good, and touch your head.

19. Maybe it’s not the world that’s boring, but that you and I haven’t found an interesting way to live.

20. The heart follows the thoughts, and the body follows the fate. You cannot live by your mood, but by your mentality.

21. As ordinary friends, not commenting, not interfering, not being polite and not being pretentious is the best respect.

22. How can the dark clouds retain the falling rain, and how can the eyes retain the tears I shed.

23. Damn it, it’s true. You can’t live by your mood, but you must live by your mentality.

24. The more wisdom you have, the fewer worries you will have. If you want to gain wisdom, you must first calm down your mind.

25. Death points out the end of the road for you, but your lover is beside you and says: Come, I will accompany you to the end.

26. It is easy to find someone to drink snowflakes with you, but it is difficult to find someone to brave the world with you.

27. Don’t be so lonely. Please believe that there are really people in this world who are living the life you want.

28. If the directions are the same, two passers-by who are destined to go together will not pass each other.

29. Children wandering around the world, in the rivers and lakes that are suddenly sunny and rainy, I wish you can dream of being a horse and always be able to live anywhere.

30. Destinations are deep and shallow. Destinations come together and others disperse. Just follow them and don’t have to climb. Just cherish them and don’t have to climb.

31. When a person's heart is filled with something and feels something, what he sees will be what he sees.

32. I saw and heard stories from various people. The more I see and hear, the more I understand impermanence.

33. No one has ever told me that many people can only meet once in a lifetime, and passing by them will be a lifetime.

34. Everyone is everyone’s passer-by. It is impossible to walk side by side with anyone for a lifetime. Let’s see each other again.

35. Although I am young, I also know that you can’t make friends with bad people, so my friends are all bad.

36. Most things in the world are like this. People just love their own illusions and project them everywhere, destroy them, and then take them back.

37. Most people are not ready when they meet each other, so they often pass each other regretfully.

38. Life is uncertain. Looking back is already the end of the world. A bad wine with mixed flavors is better than a glass of lukewarm water.

39. If there are no regrets in all these stories, then what is the meaning of this youth.

40. When a woman looks at a man, she usually looks at his social attributes; when a man looks at a woman, she usually looks at his natural attributes.

41. Jinbo, mad medicine, Prajna soup, the ancients called wine a mad medicine for a reason, because most drunk people are prone to madness.

42. Time will turn the sorry you owe into something you can’t afford to pay back, and it will turn a lot of sorry into something too late.

43. Hey, if you have died on the road by then, I will be happy to travel across thousands of mountains and rivers to help you write your epitaph.

44. May you and I wander around the world with the meager luggage and the richest self, with dreams as horses and a place to live anywhere.

45. There are some words that I was ashamed to say when I was young. By the time I open my mouth, I am already nearly middle-aged and thousands of miles away.

46. I always feel that for young people, there is nothing cooler and more meaningful than making serious mistakes.

47. If you love traveling, go travel. No matter how much money you have, you can go as far as you want. If you have the ability, you can rely on your ability to get as far as you want.

48. Please believe that there are really people in this world who are living the life you want: working from nine to five and traveling around the world.

49. The romance of a healthy person, or the meaningful speculation and observation? Is it emotion, sigh, or real life?

50. He didn’t look at anyone and spoke to himself. His tone was steady and calm. He only described, not expressed, but every trace of it made me feel frightened.

51. Don’t worry about your life, what to eat and drink, and your body, what to wear. Isn’t life more than food? Isn’t the body better than clothes?

52. Please believe that there are really people in this world who are living the life you want. I hope you and I can work from nine to five and travel around the world.

53. Please believe that there are really people in this world who live the life you want. In the rivers and lakes that are suddenly sunny and rainy, I wish you can dream of being a horse and live anywhere.

54. My life is for myself, the screenwriter is me, the director is me, the starring role is me, the audience is still me, it is not for others to watch.

55. Most children in Shandong have a habit of giving their parents money every month to show their filial piety, no matter how much money they earn after starting work.

56. The first string is bitter tears, the second string is sugar cubes, the third string is lighting a bonfire, the fourth string is black light, the fifth string is sadness, and the sixth string is mountain-like faith.

57. I just want to give you four words: desire to rise and then suppress. I hope that you will grow up in the meandering parabola, full of anxiety, confusion, and growth.

58. If the fate of this life ends here, and if I return to human form in the next life, I hope that I can be a good me, everyone can be well, and this world will also be good.

59. It’s hard to live in Beijing, where rice is expensive. Behind many forced smiles are gritted teeth. What he is pursuing is not life, but survival.

60. Time is ruthless first. It doesn’t care if you are still a child. As long as you delay or hesitate for a moment, it will immediately help you decide the ending of the story.

61. I think the relationship between you and me is more than strangers, less than good friends, more complicated than passing by, and simpler than meeting by chance.

62. How much youth have we wasted before we came into contact with the most simple truths: life experiences can be created by oneself, and lifestyles can be chosen by oneself.

63. Sometimes, women are so magical. No matter you have been in the sea or the stormy sea, she will be the end of your life in the first part and the colon in the second part of your life.

64. We seem to be growing wantonly, but in fact we are on a road to find happiness. Before we find the full stop, we keep experiencing pauses, commas, exclamation points, and ellipses.

65. Most of the legends in this world are just ordinary people turning their thoughts into actions. Do you want to live a legend in an ordinary way?

66. I hope that when I am old, I can live on a small farm, with horses and dogs, raising eagles and growing camellias. Old friends live together, reading, growing flowers, making wine and drinking Pu'er tea.

67. Don’t be so lonely. Please believe that there are really people in this world who are living the life you want. May you and I wander in time with the meager luggage and the richest self.

68. Until we die, we are all children who need to develop. We never grow up and never stop growing. Even if we can't change the world, the world can't change us.

69. Insights into worldly affairs are all knowledge, and understanding human feelings is all knowledge. Most middle-aged people are covered with moss by secular life, and the edges and corners may not be smoothed away. It's just not easy to reveal to others.

70. If you like something, just like it. Don’t take persistence seriously. If you give up, let it go. If you like it, just let it go. Another sentence: Saha's dream is like a yellow beam every day. If you really like it, don't resist regrets.

71. Don’t drink less when it’s time to get drunk, and don’t sit still when it’s time to sing. Maybe it’s not the world that’s boring, but that we don’t stick to those interesting ways of living.

72. In fact, there is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just that you finally meet the person you have always wanted. The sea of ????people is vast, it is luck to meet them, but it is fate to not meet them.

73. These happy people passed by my life and benefited me a lot. Even standing here at this moment, I feel that they are some important source of strong inner strength. .

74. No matter whether you are a good person or not, no matter who you were in the past, as long as you are willing to believe in the good things, as long as you don’t wait to die or break the pot, you can have an equal opportunity or exit.

75. If a person can live and grow firmly in a concept, then those so-called troubles will eventually be transformed into peace and happiness, and even into a power that makes you mentally strong.

76. It doesn’t matter what you like. What matters is whether you have the ability to like it, whether you try your best to touch it, whether you have the determination to stick to it, whether you have the courage to make a choice, and whether you have the right to choose.

77. People have different starting points, different paths, and even different encounters and different destinies. Some people accept their fate, some obey it, some disobey it, and some play with their fate. Hope and disappointment alternate between each other, and their lives are fleeting.

78. This has never been a fair world. In this era of blooming flowers, we still cannot avoid the pain of scarcity, cannot escape the shroud of lust, and are always surrounded by deep or shallow poverty. suffering.

79. When you are sad, helpless, lonely, or thrown into a sea of ??people by the huge waves of fate, what do you want most? A bowl of noodles, a straw, a hug from behind, and a warm look in the eyes. Or a cat.

80. What is the difference between wandering around the world and working nine to five? If you are really good at it, balance the relationship between work and travel. A diversified lifestyle is always better than fighting against each other.

81. The fate is deep and the fate is shallow, the fate is together and the fate is scattered. We break up when it is time to break up, and we meet again when we meet again. You are my ordinary friend. I don’t expect our relationship to be more indifferent than water or more fragrant than wine. Just cherish your fate, there is no need to cling to it.

82. My understanding of the four words "ordinary friends" is very simple: I was walking on the road and met you, and everyone nodded and smiled, and we stayed together. The fate is deep and the fate is shallow, the fate is gathering and the fate is falling apart, we break up when it’s time to break up, and we meet again when it’s time to reunite.

83. Among the children wandering around the world, some gain the impetus for growth by releasing their nature, and some realize the preciousness of growth by experiencing life and death. I have always believed that on a certain level, the fullness and perfection of individual humanity is growth.

84. Hey, if you are still young and the world around you is not what you want, do you dare to boil your blood? Can you tie up your shoelaces and hit the road again? Do you dare to be brave? Face yourself and look for the power that can make your heart strong?