Classic and commonly used "quips" 0 1) If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

2) Nonsense is the first sentence in human relationships.

3) Ducks are too arrogant, rabbits are too mouthy, but I am a pig and I am very good.

4) No matter how old the human beings are, they are all young when it comes to money.

5) People who play Go love to rob.

6) Brother, let me throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it over.

7) If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help. In front of a beautiful woman, it is revised to: If there is danger, you should save it; if there is no danger, you should save it if there is danger.

8) I never make typos, but I do make mistakes.

9) The intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

10) Someone’s goal: to kill three Zhuge Liangs with one cobbler.

11) I will not watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes.

12) An ideal world = free phone calls and free Internet access.

13) I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of being wordy; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid of having too many things to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of cleaning up the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

14) Facing the enemy's torture, I only had three words: "I said it all!"

15) I bought a one-inch monitor so that I can My mistakes look smaller!

16) It’s not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose!