Funny jokes about drinking

Funny jokes about drinking. Drinking is a leisure and entertainment project for many people nowadays. Many people like to drink when they encounter happy things or troublesome things. , has also become an important part of modern social culture. The following funny jokes about drinking. Funny jokes about drinking 1

1. When pouring wine, it is gentle and drizzle. When persuading people to drink, they use sweet words. While drinking, he talks grandly. Drinking too much and talking nonsense. By the end, it was pouring rain. He fell to the ground without saying a word.

2. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

3. People cannot live without wine when traveling in the world. How can people not get high when they are wandering around the world? If a man doesn’t drink, he’s living in vain. If you don't drink, you don't have good friends. As long as you have it in your heart, whatever you drink is wine. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be.

4. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink. Emotions are strong and I can't stop drinking.

5. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach. Afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. I was so drunk that I dared to drink dichlorvos. Drunk, sleeping under the table. Pretending to be drunk and not wanting to tip.

6. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink it and it will be spicy in your mouth, but it will be haunted in your stomach. My legs were stumbling while walking, and I was looking for water in the middle of the night. I regret it when I wake up, exhausted both physically and mentally.

7. Drinkers commit five evil spirits. If you don’t drink for a few days, you will feel evil spirits. If you watch others drink, you will feel evil spirits. If you drink too much, you will feel evil spirits. If you drink too much, you will suffer evil spirits. If you wake up, you will regret it.

8. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time. It rains in the sky and there is drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

9. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

10. In order for your guests to drink well, you must first drink them yourself. People get drunk when they drink, otherwise the master would be ashamed!

11. When you see injustice on the road, roar, if you don’t drink, who will? Showing your skills in a crisis situation, the younger sister drinks a glass of wine for the elder brother.

12. Liquor to rinse your teeth, beer as tea. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

13. Most women don’t drink, but women who drink are unusual.

14. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

15. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away. Funny jokes about drinking 2

1. If you want me to drink well, you have to drink it down first.

2. Raise your neck and take a sip to look at your silly drinking buddy.

3. If you don’t get drunk once in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life; if you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

4. Wine is a package of medicine. If you don’t drink it, you won’t be able to sleep!

5. If you know how to drink from a barrel and a vat, the director of the winery will let you be!

6. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

7. I'll give you a few drinks, and you'll carry my drunk brother.

8. Show your skills in times of crisis. My sister will drink a glass of Songhe wine for her brother.

9. You provide the money, I provide the life, and we drink together and become insane.

10. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

11. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little.

12. If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

13. Don’t drink once, or you will fail every time.

14. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor's speech, half a catty and eight ounces are idle.

15. The world is vast in the wine, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.

16. When you are drunk and you are awake, your mentality is different!

17. Move your butt to show respect.

18. With the Jialing River at your back, drinking wine is like drinking soup.

19. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make peace with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

20. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!

21. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow is used to make spring.

22. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes the soul. The soul will not return until dawn.

23. I have a story and wine. Do you want to come with me?

24. Only when you have been drunk can you know the strength of wine; only after you have been in love can you know the depth of wine.

25. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

26. When will the bright moon appear? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I'm afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, so it doesn't feel like I'm in the human world.

27. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.

28. Such good wine, you will live forever after drinking it!

29. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

30. Standing with both feet, drinking does not count.

31. Swim against the great bend of Yanghe River to the end.

32. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

33. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

34. I don’t want to drink, I don’t want to drink, I can’t control it.

35. Drink less wine to activate blood circulation, but drink too much wine and you will not survive.

36. Red wine, white wine, wine, our friendship will last forever.

37. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

38. Deep feelings, boring.

39. The longer the wine lasts, the mellower it becomes; the longer the friendship lasts, the more true it becomes; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.

40. It is better to take a nap than to get drunk.

41. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

42. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too few, and you can drink without speculation.

43. When I’m drunk, I don’t accept anyone, so I hold on to the wall.

44. It’s Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

45. From now on, throw away the wine.

46. If you get drunk again, you will regret it when your wife and children are separated.

47. Drinking and singing, the geometry of life.

48. Lift your butt and drink again.

49. Drinking is a must between friends, no matter whether it is easy or wrong.

50. I do it first as a courtesy, you can do whatever you want.

51. Du Kang is the only one who can relieve worries.

52. Bold words and wine make heroes brave.

53. Just two mouthfuls?

54. Do you need a reason to drink? Today’s reason is to drink!

55. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew randomly, and half drunk went home.

56. One drink costs nine taels, focus on training.

57. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but in unintentional life everyone is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

58. Six sixes! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

59. A woman who drinks is pouring wine, drinking is love, and being drunk is love.

60. I have been suffering from stomach pain for a long time, but the pain goes away after drinking some wine.

61. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

62. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names. Funny jokes about drinking 3

Connotative jokes about drinking

1. I want to drink because I won’t think of you when I’m drunk. But I don’t dare to get drunk because when I’m drunk, all my words will be about you.

2. I have been brave for too long and decided to live for you alone.

3. It’s easy to get drunk with a few friends, but it doesn’t matter if you get drunk alone. I don’t know if this is self-deprecation or comfort.

4. We will travel together forever, and we will meet each other in Miao Yunhan. The play asks about the old man Weng Cen Shen of Huamen Restaurant who still sells wine at seventy. There are thousands of pots and hundreds of vats of flowers at the door.

5. Come here, beauties with red wine, the aroma of wine brings endless intoxication, it doesn’t matter whether you are drunk or not.

6. During this period of time when I have not forgotten you, I will never drink alone again. I am afraid that I will not be able to control myself and call you again, causing you so-called annoyance.

7. What I drank was not wine, but loneliness.

8. Difficulty and bitterness hate the frost on the temples, and the wine glass becomes muddy when the new one stops.

9. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

10. Drinking alone is not lonely. Drinking and missing someone alone is lonely.

11. Even if I drink alone, I will never look for you again. Those deep loves that I have no time to express will be whispered to the wind. You should be happy. I will accompany you here!

12. Sometimes, I don’t expect someone who knows how to drink to drink with me. If there is someone who can accompany me, even without saying a word.

13. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

14. Enjoy the freeze of time, and look for the sweet moisture and tenderness of the past in the swaying glass of red wine.

15. Don’t drink alone, it will hurt your stomach, don’t smoke alone, it will hurt your lungs, don’t wait for him anymore, it will hurt your heart.

16. The years are still long. If you are kind-hearted, there will eventually be someone to accompany you on horseback, drinking and traveling around.

17. Before the song ends, people have dispersed; before the wine is drunk, the heart has been broken.

18. Well, the first time I smoked, it was a little choking; the first time I drank, it was a little spicy; the first time I loved someone, it was a little hurt. This smoke, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

19. I went drinking that night. I wanted to get drunk and listen to who else was in my heart. Unfortunately, I didn’t get drunk after a thousand drinks that night. When I got home, I fell on the bed and shed tears. Okay, I admit that I Miss him.

20. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

21. Since we can’t stay together, let the emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

22. She always cries when drinking, saying that she would lose without you.

23. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will be worried tomorrow.

24. One person cries and the other laughs. Drink alone and make trouble alone.

25. I only have loneliness and wine: I don’t blame him if he doesn’t come with me.

26. The person who drinks with you is not necessarily a friend. The person who takes you home when you are drunk is a true friend.

27. I plan to get drunk on the madness. Singing to wine, strong music is still tasteless. The belt becomes wider and wider, but I don't regret it anymore. I feel haggard because of the beauty.

28. Wine is an inspiration and emotional catalyst. It is said that this man drank in front of the moon and wrote hundreds of poems about drinking.

29. The luminous cup of grape wine reminds you immediately if you want to drink Pipa. Lord Don't laugh when you are lying drunk on the battlefield. How many people have fought in ancient times?

30. I don’t like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.

31. Cut off the water with a knife and the water will flow more. Raising a cup will eliminate the sorrow and make it more sorrowful.

32. If you like someone, listen to music, be in a daze, watch the scenery, like someone, drink wine, admire the moon, just waiting for you.

33. Drink and chat under the apricot tree at night until the moonlight and dew are cool. In the dream, we walked to the empty valley where the fern was lush, and the birds sang loudly, and we all fell asleep tiredly under the trees. When I wake up, I am still young and you are not old.

34. I advise you to drink another glass of wine. There will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west.

35. The drunken body begins to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.

36. Before drinking, I belong to the world. After drinking, the world belongs to me.

37. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

38. Being drunk is not the fault of alcohol, but the degree of emotion is too high.

39. Drinking alone is lonely, drinking with a group of people is lonely and looking for fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.

40. I don’t like drinking, I just get drunk.

41. In the eyes of others, I may be a big drinker, or they may say that I drink very happily, but the bitterness and sourness in it can only be weighed by my own psychology.

42. It is wrong whether you can drink or not. At least three cups are required. There is no cloud in the sky and there is drought on the ground. The cup just now does not count.

43. When people are wandering in the rivers and lakes, they cannot do without wine; when people are wandering in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be drunk.

44. I made the breeze drunk and exchanged it for a laugh.

45. In the past, Gao met Li Yinghuan, and the sun was shining like a fairy boat intoxicated by the blue waves. The poems fall randomly with the green grass, and the wine intestines are all driven by the width of the wine court.

46. If I were at home alone now, I might drink, sleep, and temporarily forget all my troubles. That might be a good dream.

47. The sorrow of separation gradually becomes endless, and the distance is endless like spring water.

48. I drink alone, while the other half stays in the pot for you. Why haven't you come yet?

49. The clouds have dispersed, the sky is high and the moon is bright, the girl from the hostess is unraveling Qin Zheng.

50. I love you. I am no longer used to being alone. I miss you. I just want to get drunk and sleep tonight because I won’t miss you anymore.

51. Being drunk is never the fault of alcohol, but the degree of emotion is too high.

52. If you like a pair of shoes, you will wear them out over thousands of miles. If you like a person, you will stay silent and drink with him.

53. Not all love is worth holding on to. What is lost is the regret of time. Even if we meet again, it cannot fill the space of losing you.

54. I have been troubled for thirty years, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.