This is three-dimensional, three-dimensional, and the world is uneven here.

There is no airflow here, and there is no wind all year round.

There is no sun here, and the sky is always foggy.

The night here is brighter than the day.

The road here is built on the roof.

Do you live on the fourth floor or downstairs?

The conductor of the mid-level car here is more beautiful than the stewardess of Air China, and everyone is holding an orange box of moonlight.

There are no bicycles here.

There are13 motorcycles in China, but few people ride them unless they are motorcycles.

The buildings here are very tall, dense and colorful.

The overpass here is built like a Chinese knot.

There are more bridges than roads here.

There is a South Mountain here, but the top of it is Lafarge cement plant and quarry.

The urban management here is very tough and often kills people.

The 7-prefix bus here is very powerful, which can give people the feeling of Ferrari, that is, it often drives down the river and crashes into the bridge.

All the women here are gorgeous, not beautiful at best, but they can't find ugly ones.

The men here are talkative and quarrelsome, but they seldom do anything.

Maintain a good dialect environment, very Chongqing.

People here talk like quarrels, and quarrels like chatting.

There are rare sticks in China, which are cheap and convenient.

Shoe-shining is all over the street here.

The sidewalks here are dirty, but people's hearts are clean.

There are several cities here, from Nanping to Yuzhong, and the bridge says "enter the city"

The place names here are Jianghu, Chaotianmen, Shangqing Temple, Lianglukou, Guanyin Bridge, Atmosphere and Martial Arts.

There is no direction here, regardless of southeast and northwest, only up and down.

The buildings here don't pay attention to sitting facing south.

The internal area of the property sold here.

The food here is delicious and cheap. 10 yuan can eat 50 skewers of beef.

Shapingba here was destroyed by corrupt officials from the Planning Bureau.

There is love here, and eating chaff and pharynx is still accompanied by beautiful women.

There are friends here, two bottles of old mountain city, and it's a long time since we met.

There are no classes here. Billionaires and laid-off workers are brothers.

There is an organization here called Flat Head. They don't charge protection fees and are only employed by developers and Momo departments.

The taxi here is as dirty as a pigsty, and the driver is honest and frank but angry.

There is a saying here called "Xiong Qi"

The brothers here are called "brothers"

This man is called "Qiu Er"

The wife here is called "Guatangke"

The parents here are called "Ma Laohan"

Parents here don't call their daughters "sisters"

All the handsome guys here are called "baby"

People here like to play, eat, drink and sing, and "play with friends"

People here are not alert, and strangers can chat with each other.

Longhu people who live here are called "Long Min".

People here don't like Chengdu people.

People here are most afraid of being called Sichuanese.

There is a program called Daily 630, which is broadcast every day. ...

People here smoke very well. You are nephrite and he is the son of heaven.

The women here like smoking, which is charming and enchanting.

The beauty here is not beauty, but "good"

There is a place called "the world of pride", where beautiful women abound.

The most upscale shopping mall here is called Meimei.

The most upscale hotel here is called "Marriott"

The conference room of the municipal government here is built like the Temple of Heaven.

People here are not artificial, they are natural.

The nail house here is said to know martial arts.

It is said that the security guards here can also do judo and throw sticks on their backs.

There is a place called foreigner street, where no foreigners can be seen. Say it's subversion, collapse

There are many hot springs here, hot springs 10 yuan,

The secretaries here are all very handsome. Leave Wang Xiaoshuai and come to Boda Handsome.

There are light rails here, hundreds of millions. There are only four carriages.

The good high school here is called "138"

The city symbol here is male genitalia.

There are many female bosses here.

There is a cable car across the river, and many people like to drop coke bottles from it.

Trees are rarely seen on the main roads here.

Girls here will order you to "climb alone" when they don't like you.

Many outdoor advertisements here are free and easy and unruly, just like children's puzzles.

People here like art very much, and many people will go to the dam dance after dinner.

It is said that there is a carnival here. On the evening of February 24th every year, 65438+ can hit others on the head at will.

There is an ancient town called Ciqikou, and the streets smell of twist and chicken offal.

There are proletarians here, and they like fighting landlords very much.

The frozen shrimp sold here is said to be reactionary and will be killed in the street.

There will be many people selling drinks, peanut paste and tremella soup in thermos bottles. ...

Hundreds of people will sit together and eat a bowl of "hot and sour powder"

There is a place called Eighteen Ladders, and some handsome guys are very overbearing in singing.

The drivers here are all first-class in the country, and Thomas Full Spin is played every day.

Here, hesitation, ambiguity and moderation are rejected, and some are simple, direct and extreme.

Here is a great chicken, 5 yuan a time, very close to the people.

Pay attention to the trip to the north and the south here.

This place is suitable for rich people.

This place is suitable for the poor.

This place is not suitable for women from other places. They will commit suicide because of their inferiority complex.

It is very suitable for men from other places to come here, which will stimulate your infinite yearning for life.

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Anyway, no matter what others say

Chongqing

This place is really nice!

I like ... ......