1. I love you, I will love you to the end of the world. 2. I like you so much, I love you so much. 3. If you like me, say it loudly. Don’t be afraid that I will be embarrassed. 4. There is no way to replace the feeling of missing you with just one sentence. 5. The wind has an appointment, and the flowers are always the same. They are like this every year, and they will never fail. 6. The word "thrilling" has the most perfect interpretation only when I meet you. 7. My love for you will last until the finale of Xinwen Network. 8. If you don’t have me in the first half of your life, then let me accompany you in the second half of your life. 9. I will always wait for you, no matter how old you are, no matter how old you are, no fear! 10. Resigning yourself to fate is not about muddle along and just follow the footsteps, but to do your best and obey destiny. 11. When I really want to sleep, I can roll over and roll into your arms. It’s sweet just thinking about it. 12. I hope the wedding ring is for you. I have been secretly saving money for a long time. 13. I will always keep that sentence in my heart for you silently, I will only say it to you. 14. May you always be my armor. No matter whether I am stable or wandering, I will feel at ease with you. 15. Ten percent of my life is unchanging: loving myself, and the remaining 90 percent is loving you. 16. Having you in my dreams is extremely sweet; having you in my heart is extremely fulfilling; having you by my side is extremely happy. 17. Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future. After meeting you, I only asked for you. 18. I was used to watching movies alone, but I am no longer used to watching movies without you. 19. If you want to miss me, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky and see my eyes looking for you. 20. Some people are good to you because you are good to them, and some people are good to you because they understand how good you are. 21. God has given me another excuse to date you. My beloved, spending time with you will be Valentine’s Day every day. 22. Loving you is a feeling, a happy and sweet feeling. Make you happy and make yourself happy. 23. If he treats you badly, you must tell me. I will never let him go. I will always be by your side to protect you. 24. I can’t be your hero among the crowds of people. I hope I can be your big umbrella to protect you from the wind and rain. 25. It is not easy to meet someone who likes you. The days are long and you just missed me. 26. Before you came, I imagined what you would be like; after you came, you brought me unparalleled happiness in the world. 27. May all the good dreams cling to you, be sweet when you fall asleep, and come true when you wake up! May all the lucky stars protect you! Good luck all the time! Peace all the time! 28. My heart is not empty, but there is always something in my heart. An empty position. No one can use it because it's yours. 29. You, the person I love most in my life, you the person I miss most in my life, you the person I want to wait for my whole life, you are the only woman in my life. 30. We have all walked the road of love; we have listened to too many songs about love; and the words in our hearts can only be said to you. Humorous short tricks to flirt with girls 2 1. You want me to apologize, or you want me to confess. 2. You look so cute when you eat. Have you practiced? 3. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage. 4. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. 5. No matter where I meet you, I will fall in love with you. 6. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn’t matter who you love. 7. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cat: meow; dog: woof. 8. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos. 9. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight? 10. I dreamed about you last night. I don’t know whether you missed me or I missed you. 11. When you were thin, you were in my heart, but when you were fat, you were stuck inside and couldn’t get out. 12. You are the cutest. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it. 13. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the window and I just want you. 14. Of course you need tricks to seduce ugly girls. If you are handsome, you only need tricks. 15. Others only want to go to bed with you when they love you, but I am different. I can do anything on the sofa or in the kitchen. 16. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff, you are so beautiful. 17. Ever since you said good night to me for the first time, I decided to give you a good night every day from now on. 18. Why are you so vulgar? You always post selfies. My hands are sore after watching them several times. 19. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, if you look like you, you can only win the top three in beauty pageants.

20. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of another way. 21. Are you willing to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years and I feel scared when I see you. 22. A woman can never refuse a man who talks to him all night long! After one night, it felt like I had turned a page! 23. Whenever a woman doesn’t like a man to be philanthropic and only flirt with one girl, or if you let the girl know, you only flirt with her. 24. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If you do, do you want to get a new one? If not, do you mind having another one? 25. Aren’t you going to accompany your girlfriend? I don’t have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn’t you say you have always had a goddess? Aren’t I chatting with her? 26. No matter how powerful you are, never flirt with other people’s girlfriends. There is a risk in poaching. Be careful of the wall coming down and killing you. This is a piece of advice. 27. Basically all women like men who are serious but a little bit unruly, but the premise of such unruly is that it does not affect the seriousness. Well, that’s right, you have to act like a hooligan appropriately! Short humorous tricks to flirt with girls 3 1. Not only do I like you, I also have deep feelings for you. 2. I don’t want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit the young master’s chest. 3. I don’t want stars in the sky, I just want happiness in this world. 4. Don’t be sad. The kite has the wind, the dolphin has the sea, and you still have me. 5. Time is gentle, but you still need to understand it; life is lovely, but you still need to love it. 6. If time is not happy, there is still wine. If wandering is not satisfying, I will still be there. 7. Apart from you, I have no one else. It’s just that I don’t want anyone but you. 8. Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I feel like I am running towards heaven. 9. You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it. 10. I have no future, I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed, and be your wife. 12. I can’t tell why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don’t love others. 13. Before I met you, I never thought about liking someone. After meeting you, I didn’t think about liking anyone else. 14. How much I like you may not be deep, but I probably just want to spend my life with you, which is neither long nor short. 15. The right kind of like is the most comfortable: you don’t have to be too good, as long as I like it; I don’t have to be very good, as long as you don’t dislike me. 16. I was originally a mortal, looking at mountains as mountains and water as water. Since I met you, all the good things in the world have finally become a scene. 17. When I meet popsicles in summer, when I meet sweet potatoes in winter, when barbecue meets beer, when I meet you, these are the best things in the world. 18. Young Master, please stay. You see, it’s windy and rainy ahead, and the road is bumpy. Why don’t you go into my heart first and take shelter. 19. If I can have 999 times of good luck in this life, I am willing to give you 997 times, leaving only two times for myself: once to meet you, and once to accompany you forever. 20. You said that twilight is intoxicating, so I will accompany you to wait for dusk to set; you said that it is easy to be lonely when you are sober, so I will accompany you to get drunk; you said that the dark night is too difficult, so I will accompany you to reverse day and night. 21. You like the fields, the spring breeze, the warm sunshine and the vast universe of stars. I love the kitchen, the lingering aroma of food, and every inch of time with you. 22. The three most important days in this life: the day you are in the world, the day I am in the world, and the day "I" and "you" become "us".