Funny weekend greetings 1

1. If poetry can laugh, the weekend ones must be the most beautiful. If the melody can laugh, the weekend ones must be beautiful. If the weather can laugh, the weekend ones must be beautiful. It must be the most comfortable. If you can laugh when you are happy, you must be the happiest on the weekend. Happy weekend.

2. Listen to the blessings, drive away the tired mood, accept the mission of happiness, cheer up the suppressed nerves, send worries and sorrows to the border, let the smile become the beautiful scenery, and let leisure accompany you along the way. I wish you a happy weekend!

3. Relax and leave a smiling face for yourself; take a break and leave a space for yourself; be tolerant and leave a simplicity for yourself; indulge and leave a happiness for yourself. Own. I wish you a happy weekend!

4. Weekends are a different world, life changes gears, sleep until dark, watch sweet Korean dramas, rub your tired body, entertain others and yourself with games, enjoy the scenery and relax yourself, Greetings should be directed to you, and I wish you happiness!

5. Dear friends, happy weekend! May the sweeping north wind take away all your worries, leaving behind a week of happiness and peace. Lucky! May good things be by your side, may you have a happy weekend!

6. Dear, at this moment, you are partying with friends or staying up late to watch a movie. Your most considerate reminder You: It’s okay to relax occasionally, but not too often. A regular schedule is good for your health! Have a happy weekend!

7. Life and work are busy and tiring, so sleep more when the weekend comes. Drink appropriately to avoid getting drunk, and have fun to avoid getting tired. Relax your mind and body and pursue your dreams. Don’t waste your body’s recharge. Gently bless and open your heart, your health and happiness will be doubled!

8. Arrange work carefully on Monday, busy on Tuesday, so-so on Wednesday, almost finished on Thursday, finished on Friday, and Saturday Rest and play games, stay up late on Sunday and don’t get up early. I feel really happy on the weekend, happy weekend!

9. The body is the capital of revolution, and the mouth is the body’s supply station. The word "week" is hidden in the word "week" on weekends. You should try all the delicacies, regardless of whether you are fat or not. Remember to invite me to a big dinner!

10. Those who work more overtime are less paid, those who stay up late are less healthy, those who have more money go home less, those who have more power are less free, those who exercise more are less sick, and smile more There are fewer worries, and there are fewer difficulties when there are more friends. The weekend is here, no matter how many, you should be in a good mood. liancom/zl

11. Life is like a dream, and things in the world are always unpredictable; it is human nature to feel lost, don’t feel helpless; loneliness is common, don’t be sad, friends are by your side, Never forget to take care of yourself, take more rest and enjoy your weekend.

12. Yesterday’s weekend has turned into today’s expectation, yesterday’s joy has turned into today’s aftertaste, yesterday’s leisure has turned into today’s extravagant hope. Didn’t you look forward to Monday on the weekend? On Monday you I'm definitely looking forward to the weekend!

13. If you were Zhu Bajie, I would give you Chang'e, but you are not, so I can only give you moths to express my longing for you. If you were Tang Bohu, I would give you autumn incense, but you are not, so I can only give you mosquito repellent incense to show my concern. Happy Summer

14. The end of the world is coming, and you only have your mobile phone and computer wife by your side. As the disaster worsens, you can only choose one of the three. What will you leave behind? As soon as I finished the question, you asked: Are there other women next to me?

Fifteen. The Four Conferences are coming. Things: The leader speaks and takes the lead in applauding. The leader sings and adjusts the sound. The leader takes a bath and scratches his back. The leader picks up girls and stands guard.

16. Eat rice every day and think only about you; never eat noodles and just want to see you; skip soup for three meals a day and miss you so much that I feel anxious; just drink alcohol and not think about you. If you eat vegetables, you'll get sick if you don't see them for a long time. Brother, at least send me a text message.

Seventeen. Let a gust of breeze carry a ray of fragrance for you, cut a piece of cloud to make a colorful circle for you, drape a starlight all the way to send you a thought, send you a text message to bring you a moment of happiness. I would like to pray for your good life with this heart song.

18. The reporter asked the soldier what motivates you to be so brave? The third-class hero said: Fight for the motherland! The second-class hero: They occupied our houses and women! The first-class hero: The company commander has lost his temper. The body armor, I later found out it was a cotton-padded jacket.

19. Three key points in meetings: First, speak directly to the subordinates and say "I emphasize a few points"; secondly, speak directly to the subordinates and say "I would like to add a few points"; thirdly, when the superior leader speaks, you must When speaking, say "What are my experiences?"

20. The old turtle teased the river clam and was bitten. The old turtle reluctantly dragged the river clam back and forth. The frog saw it and said in admiration: Good boy, Brother turtle has grown up and carries his briefcase when he goes out. .

21. Lao Zhang made a report: "Comrades, my level is low and my speech is like sheep shit." The audience burst into laughter. He then added: "It's not to everyone's taste, so please forgive me." When the following people heard this, everyone was dumbfounded.

Twenty-two. Are you tired? I will give you a "cup" to drink tea. Are you sleepy? Let me play "hide and seek" with you. Are you free? Let's "steal food" together. Are you lonely? Go find a "Big Big Wolf". I wish you a happy beauty!

23. Busy life only takes away time. Always care about your friends from the bottom of your heart. Send a greeting and a blessing. I wish you a happy weekend on this beautiful and joyful day!

Twenty-four. Money can buy a house but not a home. It can buy marriage but not love. It can buy a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the source of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

25. Time is overflowing with blessings, the air is fragrant because of blessings, and the mood is blooming because of blessings. When you open the message, may blessings make you relaxed at this moment! Have a happy weekend!

26. The sky is tired, and gave up the sun and chose the moon. The flowers are tired and give up their beauty and choose fruits. Do you feel tired after a busy week? I hope my insignificant greetings can drive away your week's fatigue! Have a happy weekend!

27. Greetings: Good weekend, the whistling north wind blows away It's your troubles that bring you good luck throughout the week.

Twenty-eight, time is overflowing with blessings, the air is fragrant because of blessings, and the mood is blooming because of blessings. When you open the message, may blessings make you relaxed at this moment! Have a happy weekend!

Twenty-nine, don’t be too busy, be cold and gentle, and be oblivious to the helpless pursuit of enjoyment. Earning money is not all the infinite scenery in life. Just stop your hurried steps deep in your heart and enjoy it to the fullest. The blessing of life! It’s the weekend, don’t forget to have a good rest!

Thirty. When you open this message, I have sent my blessing: It’s the weekend, it’s time to have a good rest! I wish you a happy mood and always good luck!

Thirty-one. Time flies, and I am busy with everything. I usually greet you less, but my thoughts are always there. I hope you can sleep well and have fun on the weekend. Have fun!

Thirty-two. This message is concise and concise, short and concise, and ends with an exclamation mark. The artistic conception is far-reaching and natural. Abandoning the accumulation of rich words and colorful poems, a wisp of fragrant ink and several lines of words flow out the natural sound of true love. Happy weekend!

Thirty-three. On this snowy winter weekend, I have nothing valuable to give you, only a pack of dark stuff that I burned on the mountain for a month. Please accept the charcoal.

Thirty-four. Hey, buddy, you have to take good care of yourself when you are far away. Take a good rest on weekends. Don’t catch a cold and have a runny nose. You can also sneeze occasionally. That represents me. Thinking of you!

Thirty-five. When you are tired, take a good rest; when you make a mistake, don’t blame yourself; when you are suffering, it is the ladder to happiness; when you are hurt, you know what cherishing is; when you are drunk, it is torture If you laugh, you will forget to cry; if you feel bored, just send me a message.

Thirty-six. Life is plain, just like the blue lake under the blue sky. Life can also be poetry, singing along the way. As long as you treat it with your heart, every day will be happy. Happy weekend!

Thirty-seven. Now that things have happened, I have to admit: you are the best among all the friends I know. I feel very happy to be with you, really! Sorry, I typed one more "out" Character. Haha, what a joke, have a nice weekend in the cold winter.

Thirty-eight. The icing on the cake is a buddy, providing help in times of need is a friend, sharing blessings and adversity is a brother, and a person with a clear understanding is a confidant. There are not many confidants in life, and you are my confidant.

Thirty-nine. Treasure the blessings in your heart, pray that happiness melts in your heart, store your smile in the warm sunshine in winter, so that you can experience the spring-like warmth in winter, and another The weekend is coming, I wish you a happy weekend!

40. When you open this text message, I have sent my blessing: It’s the weekend, it’s time to have a good rest. I wish you a happy mood and good luck. At! Weekend humorous greetings 2

1. I’ll catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings, and send you a breath of breeze. May you be in a good mood. I’ll send you a text message, wishing you a happy life every day. In high spirits! Have a great weekend.

2. Midsummer comes and goes, and the day is busy from morning to night. The sea and the sky are vast, and things are bearish. When things happen, don’t take advantage of others. Always look for opportunities with close friends, relax and have less regrets. I send you a text message to congratulate you and congratulate you on the weekend. Smile!

3. Put aside the tension on Monday, the hesitation on Tuesday, the helplessness on Wednesday, the anxiety on Thursday, the fatigue on Friday, and enter the happiness of the weekend; I wish you sleep until you wake up naturally, and eat well Good mood, have a happy weekend!

4. They say that I am worth a fortune, but for you, I am willing to spend as much money as water. They say that I keep my word and will do anything for you. A text message on the weekend will send you lots of money and blessings, and every word will bring happiness to you.

5. You have to work five days a week, and you can take a break on the weekends without worrying. I wish you a delicious meal every Sunday, a happy dream, a boss who listens to your orders, a doubled salary and bonus, and constant greetings from friends. Have a great weekend!

6. This is a pleasant and peaceful world. The sun is as bright as before and the breeze is as gentle as before. I hope the good times will stop like this and bring you joy and encouragement. Have a happy weekend!

7. Hold your wife in your arms, hold your children hand in hand, keep the warmth by your side; cook a braised pork meal, drink a few sips of wine, feel free and worry-free; take a walk in the morning, walk the dog at leisure, and feel happy Hold it in your hand; wish you a happy weekend!

8. I can never finish saying the words I miss; my caring heart will never change; my sincere friendship will never give up. Today I just want to tell you loudly, take a rest on the weekend!

9. The weekend is a table of good food, which needs to be tasted by friends; blessings are a cup of good wine, which needs to be drunk by friends; concern is a bond, which needs to be tied tightly; information is a blessing, which needs to be drunk Inject emotion! The weekend is short, enjoy it with your friends!

10. When you are sad, give yourself a smile, it is a sense of freedom; when you fail, give yourself a smile, it is a sense of confidence; when you are misunderstood, give yourself a smile, it is a sense of freedom. Be generous; when you are helpless, give yourself a smile, that is optimism. It’s the weekend, and I send you a greeting, hoping to put a smile on your face!

11. I give you ten hearts: feel comfortable in the morning, go smoothly when going out, be careful on the road, be patient when things happen, be sincere in making friends, be sincere in dealing with others, have confidence in yourself, have love for your lover, and care for your family. The most important thing is to be happy! Happy weekend!

12. There is such a weekend. What I love most is my bed, where I don’t have to eat or drink; what I love most is dating, where I can eat, drink and have fun; what I love most is the mountains and rivers, where I can sing along the way. Love what you love, enjoy what you enjoy, and you will be the happiest weekend!

13. The weekend is here, I hope you have a good sleep, have good dreams, and be in a good mood. Don’t worry, I won’t pick on you when you talk in your sleep, let alone find fault with you, because I am busy wishing you a happy weekend.

14. I received a text message over the weekend. I thought it was a weekend sale at a shopping mall, so I deleted it. Then I received another text message, saying it was a weekend sale at a house, so I deleted it. Another one came, saying, hey, don’t delete it. , that is my blessing: I wish you catch a big fish on the weekend!

Fifteen. There are seven days in a week, and I will give you seven stars on the weekend: "red" brings good luck, "orange" brings sweet dreams, "yellow" makes you prosperous, "green" makes you irritable, and "green" brings you new refinement, " "Blue" is confused, and "purple" energy comes from the east. Happy weekend!

16. The sky with you will never shed tears, the roses with you will never wither, the nights with you are the most intoxicating, the starry sky with you is bright and beautiful, and with your care, there will be no regrets! It’s the weekend, remember to take a rest!

Seventeen. Life is like the weather, predictable but often unexpected. Whether the sun is shining brightly or the weather is unpredictable, a good mood is the only wealth that cannot be deprived of in life. May you live in the present and cherish every day.

Happy weekend everyone!

18. Come to my house for a meal on the weekend. I have laid out a table of joy and filled a cup with blessings. I will pack all the stress into the trash can, leaving only relaxing enjoyment. , since it’s the weekend, let’s go completely crazy.

19. Are you a little tired from being busy all day long? Temporarily stop your busy pace and find a mood-stopping station to rest! Have a happy and relaxing weekend in a way that you like and feel comfortable with.

20. Give me a drop of water, and I will turn it into a sea for you, allowing you to swim into the harbor of happiness. Give me a little sunshine, and I will turn it into a beautiful spring for you, allowing you to fly to a worry-free world. . Have a great weekend, dear.

21. Work diligently and conscientiously to serve the country. Willing to make progress, how many people will he meet for promotion and salary increase? Running around here and there, so busy that my whole body hurts. Family reunion is the real thing! Did your friend spend the weekend with his family?

22. Warm blessings come uninvited; happiness and sweetness are irreplaceable; good luck and good luck are because of your existence; wealth and luck are waiting for you; strengthen connections and friendship will last forever. Have a happy weekend!

Twenty-three, God created the week and cast a spell on you, so that you will have success on Monday, peace on Tuesday, peace on Wednesday, surprise on Thursday, dream on Friday, and good luck on Saturday. There is beauty on Sunday!

Twenty-four. Relax when you are tired, take a rest when you are sleepy, vent when you are wronged, take a walk when you are bored, keep in touch when you are free, get together when you want to, and on weekends. Happy weekend, happy weekend!

Twenty-five, there is a kind of flying, just happy, there is a kind of strong, just healthy, there is a kind of busy, just happy, there is a kind of blessing, just finished browsing, friends, weekend joy.

26. Weekend time is precious. Arrange it properly so that you don’t feel tired. Sleep well when you are tired. Meet with friends when you are free. Don’t be too tired when traveling on weekends. Recharge your batteries to prepare for work and life. Enjoy it, I wish you a great weekend!

Twenty-seven. A piece of music, relaxed and harmonious; a greeting, caring and considerate; a breeze, cool and comfortable; a text message, filled with warmth... With a touch of your finger, I send my sincerity: Happy weekend!

Twenty-eight, the phone vibrates, giving you a massage; the screen lights up, letting you shine; the ringtone rings, relaxing with you; a text message is sent, asking friends to care; the weekend is here, light Say hello. Have a good weekend!

Twenty-nine, another weekend is here, and blessing messages will follow! I wish you good luck next Monday, good luck on Tuesday, three sheep on Wednesday, prosperity in all four seasons on Thursday, five blessings on Friday, good luck on Saturday, Saturday and six, and happy days on Sunday!

Thirty. In the secular world, it is difficult to avoid the disturbances. Please don't care about those who make you angry, remember to cherish those who make you happy, and those who make you receive blessings every day, haha, please hide it in your heart, and have a happy weekend! Humorous weekend greetings 3

1. Before you know it, the weekend is here again; before you know it...I think of you; before you know it...you are typing the next line of text; before you know it...this text message has reached you On the mobile phone: I wish you a happy weekend!

2. I wish you a pleasant and peaceful weekend. May your life be sunny, love gentle and drizzle, happiness lasting forever, your career prosperous, and your investment joyful and inspired. , May your family be healthy and live a long life, have a happy weekend!

3. Weekend SMS blessings. When the sun gets tired, the moon will replace it. When the clouds are tired, the wind will chat with them. I know you have been busy for a week and are very tired. This weekend, I want you to get rid of stress and worries, and I want you to be relaxed and happy.

4. Life is plain, just like the blue lake under the blue sky. Life can also be poetry, singing along the way. As long as you treat it with your heart, every day will be happiness. Happy weekend!

5. This is a pleasant and peaceful world, the sun is as bright as ever, and the breeze is as gentle as ever. I hope the good times will stop like this and bring you joy and encouragement. Have a happy weekend!

6. A cup of fragrant tea can relieve and relax a tired body. A good book can filter and rest an agitated mind. Then a weekend is a stop for spiritual rest.

Have a happy weekend!

7. In the hot summer, I send you my sincere greetings. May it turn into morning streams and morning dew, cool and comfortable to nourish your heart! Blow the bagpipe of blessing and play the harp for you. Have a great weekend.

8. The latest collection of weekend blessing text messages, Monday blessings send new ideas, Tuesday contact expresses mood, Wednesday is busy talking about business, Thursday is tired quietly, Friday is looking forward to getting off work, Saturday and Sunday are rests, Take a good rest and replenish your energy. I wish you a happy week.

9. Another weekend is coming, and blessing messages are coming with you! I wish you all the best next Monday, full and three levels on Tuesday, three sheep on Wednesday, wealth in all seasons on Thursday, and five blessings on Friday. , Good luck on Saturday and Saturday, happy days on Sunday!

10. Send you a sincere blessing: relax yourself when you are nervous, be kind to yourself when you are difficult, comfort yourself when you are troubled, and bless yourself when you are happy, Treat yourself when you get paid, and take care of yourself even more when you are busy! Be sure to take a good rest on Sunday. < /p>

12. I can never finish saying the words I miss; my caring heart will never change; my sincere friendship will never give up. Today I just want to tell you loudly, take a rest on the weekend!

13. The weather has been changeable recently. Please pay attention to your health. May the warm sunshine of early summer accompany you to have a relaxing and happy weekend.

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15. I’ll catch a butterfly and send it to you. May you have wings of happiness. May you have a breeze. May you be in a good mood. I’ll send you a text message. May you be in high spirits every day! I wish you a happy life. weekend.

16. The days that have been counted, the minutes that are lost, the youth that is lost while holding the arm of time. Another weekend is here, and only when you relax can you feel energetic. Only when you stop can you jump higher. Relax yourself and tomorrow will be better!

17. The sky is tired and gave up the sun and chose the moon. The flowers are tired and give up their beauty and choose fruits. Do you feel tired after a busy week? I hope my insignificant greetings can dispel your week's fatigue! Have a happy weekend!

18. May the sunshine fill your path forward, and may the flowers bloom all over you. On the journey of life, may my most sincere blessings bring you endless joy, may you live happily every day, and may you be happy every Sunday

19. Greetings are what a ship can do Send love far away, blessing is an umbrella to accompany you through the wind and rain. A warm text message from a friend early in the morning made all my worries disappear. I wish you a happy weekend!

20. The time is shining with blessings, the air is fragrant with blessings, and the mood is blooming with blessings. When you open the message, may blessings make you relaxed. At this moment! Happy weekend!

21. Running around is destined to be everyone’s theme song, whether it is for family or career. Searching is destined to be an eternal melody for everyone, whether it is for spring flowers to appreciate the moon, or for colorful dreams. Letting go is destined to be everyone's attitude towards life, whether it is love or life. Busyness is destined to be a life process for everyone, whether active or passive. Anyway, remember: have a great weekend.

22. On weekends, the end of "week" is the word "口". So be sure to remember to eat something good on weekends! Don’t neglect your body when you’re busy, and rest with your mouth in mind. The body is the capital of revolution, and the mouth is the supply station of the body!

23. A tender heart is given to the sad person, a romantic heart is given to the affectionate person, and an eternal heart is given to the waiting person. A happy heart is sent to the lonely person, and a blessing heart is sent to the person who is reading the text message: Happy weekend!

24. A cordial greeting: Are you busy? A touch of tenderness: Don’t be tired Broken! A heartfelt blessing: peace and happiness! I just hope you can smile knowingly when you read the text message! I wish you a happy weekend!

25. Saturday and Saturday, everything goes smoothly and smoothly. Happy. The wind blows away sorrows, the water brings wealth and stays, and the family is prosperous and prosperous, and strives to reach the next level. Meeting good friends in leisure time brings more love and affection.

I wish you good health and happy Saturday!

26. Having a good mood is like having a sincere blessing. May you be healthy, may you be happy, and may my thousands of blessings always be with you.

27. When there is wind, there is my sincere blessing; when there are clouds, there is my deep longing; when the sun is rising, there is my prayer, hoping that everything will be right. Reading the text message, I wish you a healthy and happy life, always young and beautiful!

28. People are still the same, things are still the same, and it’s the weekend again; whether you think about it or forget it, it’s just a greeting; whether you are free or busy, be happy That's it; today is good, tomorrow will be better. I sincerely wish: Happy weekend!

29. Put away your busy mood, sort out long-lost memories, lock in the distractions of work, and forget all the pressure. Smile at the flowers and say hello to the birds. Another weekend is here, a text message to wish you a happy weekend!

30. Send a piece of beauty to make you feel good on the weekend, a piece of care to make you proud, a piece of youth to keep you young, a piece of youth Let your dreams come true. There is no need to give you friendship in return, and it is reliable to give you peace! I wish you a happy weekend!