Later, the girls began to make fun of them: "I don't like you honest people", "I like love rat very much", "love rat speaks well, has good clothes, and knows how to take care of girls' feelings. I like love rat very much ..."
Regardless of whether these remarks are their true thoughts, let's look at it from another angle: if there are only three people left in the world, one is love rat and the other is an honest person.
the answer should not be too obvious.
So what's the difference between love rat and an honest man? Let's look at the dialogue between the parties.
ROUND1: Appearance difference
love rat: My goal is clear, that is, to pick up girls! Pick up hot chicks! Put the sister! Even if I visit the vegetable market, I may meet my next sex friend, so I must keep my gentleman appearance 24 hours and 36 degrees, at least clean and tidy, and leave a good first impression on anyone. Female peacocks also know that they favor male peacocks with stunning screens.
honest man: clothes? I wish I could hide my shame! Whatever the mix.
hairstyle? Just don't go bald! It's just a little greasy if you haven't washed your hair for three days. It doesn't matter.
shoes? Just be comfortable to wear! I really don't know what shoes you girls want to see. I don't understand. I just know that my character is good enough.
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ROUND2: Differences in EQ
love rat: Reasonably, it is easier for me to find a girlfriend than you honest people. The core point is high EQ. This thing is born and cultivated. I'm not afraid that your emotional intelligence is low, and I'm afraid that you don't want to improve. Especially in details, such as moving chairs for girls when eating, defending girls when they are misunderstood by others, etc., it is easy to win girls' favor. Also, if a girl gets sick, it's the time when her heart is most fragile and she needs comfort. Don't throw them a sentence "Drink more hot water". You can take this opportunity ...
Honest man: Shut up! Why are you as troublesome as those women?
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Round 3: Cost difference:
love rat: If you want to get on base successfully, you have to take time. Girls are emotional animals, and it is easiest to talk with them in the middle of the night. Talking to her every day is the easiest way to talk about dependence. When the conversation is almost over, I will find an opportunity to tell a little yellow joke, lure the enemy deeper step by step, and slowly break her psychological defense against you. This is all very particular, big brother dei!
honest man: I have to play games, play cards and have a drink with my buddies at night, so I don't have time to chat with girls.
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love rat: If you want to get to base successfully, you have to pay your money. But I will first find out the girl's hobbies and know how to spend the least money with her to spend the happiest day. For example, if she likes to eat mala Tang for more than ten dollars, why should I pretend to be romantic and take her to eat Haidilao for several hundred dollars? For example, she likes painting and photography at the same time, and I can make her happy by giving her a set of pencils. Why pretend to be rich and give her a set of valuable lenses?
honest man: what? Another date? Spending money again? Ah Xi Ba, forget it, forget it, the wallet can't afford to be hurt ...
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Round 4: Quantity difference
love rat: beautiful skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million. My skin is not bad, and my soul is somehow funny. How many people and sisters in the world like me know that things are rare, so it is normal to post them to me.
Honest man: You killed me as an honest man, and there are thousands of honest men in Qian Qian behind me, so-called wildfire never quite consumes them and they are tall once more in the spring wind! And love rat, where your species are scarce, will be extinct sooner or later, hum!
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ROUND5: Personality Differences
love rat: Everyone has personality defects, but I know how to hide and converge the bad side, creating an illusion for the opposite sex that I am very attractive and off the charts with personality charm. What? Are you worried about my exposure in the future? No matter how exposed, that's after bed.
honest man: I'm introverted, man show, dead house. I am who I am, a fireworks with different colors. Those who can understand me can understand me naturally, and I don't want to explain anything to those superficial girls.
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Round 6: Different eyes
love rat: I like to pick those innocent girls best. Simple female college students are the best, high school students also have good goods, junior high school students … I won't refuse if she takes the initiative. Anyway, whatever comes to you, it's better to have more than enough, and then run when you're done.
honest man: I like watching female anchors and brushing gifts for them. I like goddesses on high, and all of them are goddesses in AV. I am determined to be a toad who will never give up until she eats swan meat!
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ROUND7: Communication Differences
love rat: I will subconsciously get closer to the girls' social circle. It is common to go clubbing. I will take the initiative when I meet the right prey. Getting their micro-signal is the first step to open up the harem, and then I will gradually integrate into their circle through her. Over time, my opposite sex will get better and better, and I will truly achieve sustainable development.
Honest person: I will be shy when facing my beautiful little sister, and I don't know how to say hello. Even if I want to get a micro signal, I don't know how to maintain a relationship. Gee, I think it's better to get along with my good friends, at least I won't make embarrassing cancer. Over time, I'm afraid I can't control my mutation ...
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Round 8: Differences in routines
love rat: I'm an old hand in love, an advanced player, and I have my own set of pick up hot chicks knowledge system. In the face of different girls throwing different baits, I encounter different groups of girls throwing different fishing nets. As long as a girl accidentally walks into my carefully designed routine, she will have to help me wear a condom in a few days.
honest man: I believe in true love and fate. I don't want it if it's not mine, but others can't take it away from me. This is my Buddhist love method.
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ROUND9: Speech Differences
love rat: I will say all the romantic and sweet love words in the world, and then pretend that I have told them to her only since ancient times. I will promise to give her a beautiful and warm future, and let her sleep with me with infinite expectation. Like these sweet words, I will come with my mouth open. Anyway, even if I don't honor them, I won't break the law, and the king of mouth guns can be said to be myself.
honest man: hello, beauty, what are you doing? Are you asleep? Can you send me a photo of you? No? Now take a picture! Oh, I see. So, an appointment?
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ROUND1: indescribable difference
love rat: I've been through the battlefield for a long time, and I've lived among flowers, so I don't stick to people. Going to bed is like going to the battlefield for me. I can control the rhythm of the audience. I have 1 ways to make girls obey me in bed.
honest man: I'm still young. I'm the seed player who can't hurt you. I used to be the defending champion of the speed group in the national fancy swimming competition.
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above.
If a single man is really compared to a dog, an honest man is Akita, honest and loyal; Love rat, on the other hand, is sunny and sunny, and it is full of air, thinking about spluttering all the time.
so in the final analysis, the biggest difference between them is desire. Everyone has desires, and honest people are just a little better at controlling than love rat.
However, it is this' little bit' that overflows, which urges men to do whatever it takes to become love rat's original sin.
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P.S.
The above article was first published on my personal WeChat WeChat official account "Wang Xiaoxian", and I like watching movie reviews and martial arts.