Fahai Football Club. Xu. White Snake _ White. Xiaoqing _ _ _ _ Qing.
(Song >)
(Bai He comes out from both sides of the stage, intending to hug each other and move slowly. Green follows white closely. )
X: Madam!
Bai: Xianggong!
(Just as they are about to hug, Qing runs out from behind and holds Xu Da down. )
Bai: Xiaoqing, how many times have I said, be civilized. (Help Xu up while talking)
Qing: (with an aggrieved expression) Elder sister, you don't know. Every day, he knows that he talks in your ear. Sometimes I really want to beat him up.
Bai: Xiaoqing. How can you think that? He is your brother-in-law anyway!
Xiaoqing wants to fight again, pretending to protect Xu.
X: (Dialogue) Don't panic. It's just an idea that Mei Qing wants to hit me, but it hasn't come true yet. Don't do it if you think about it (Xiaoqing is a little impatient) or don't do it if you think about it. If you don't do it, it's impossible. If you want to do it again, it's an action to pay (for Xiaoqing), don't you think so?
Xiaoqing has taken off her shoes and thrown them at Xu. Xu dodged and ran to meet them.
Xu: Xiaoqing! How many times have I told you not to throw things, not to throw things. How bad it is to hit children! Even if you don't beat the children and play with flowers and plants, it's not good! Shoes will pollute the environment even if they don't hit flowers and plants.
(Qing wants her shoes back)
X: Why? You want it! Make it clear if you want it. I'll give it to you if you want it. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. It is impossible for me not to give it to you if you say no! ! You said you didn't want me to give it to you. Let's be reasonable Now I'll count to three. One ... two ...
(Bai Zi couldn't bear it any longer. He took off his shoes and hit Xu in the face. )
Bai: Don't think that you won't hit you just because you are handsome.
Just then, Fa came on. Holding the white hand like a beggar.
Fa: Sister, have pity on me. I haven't eaten for three days.
(white observation method)
Bai: Hmm! You look so familiar, don't you just ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
Method: Hum ~ ~! I can't believe you saw through me. Yes, I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and knight. Fahai!
The tense music was playing, and suddenly a group of people with sticks poured in from around. )
Xu: Wow, Comrade. Let's talk slowly. Why use a knife and a gun? (whispering to the dialogue) Honey, I will protect you.
Bai: You idiot, get out! (Pushing Xu aside)
Qing: Sister, be civilized!
Bai: The enemies are all here. It's uncivilized.
Qing: Oh (kicking a lot more), I have long disliked you. (Everyone is startled)
Qing: (Dialogue) You said you didn't need civilization.
Method: Haha ~ ~ ~ White Snake, you witch, changed my elixir into a laxative when I went to the toilet. I put it off for three days and nights. Today, if I don't avenge the day, I won't be named Fa.
Bai: Haha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Don't blame me for being too frank. Some rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs tried to kill me, not for fun. Comrade!
Dharma: Haha ~ ~ ~ Let me tell you, I just sprinkled the first three-day diarrhea powder in the world on your hand.
Bai: (looking at his hand) Ha ~ ~ ~ The first strange poison in the world. That round of diarrhea that you had for three days should be a half-step epilepsy in our White House.
Methods: Haha ~ ~ ~ Our three-day diarrhea powder was boiled with seven different poisonous insects and lentils for 7749 days, which was colorless and tasteless, enough for people to stay for three days and three nights, and finally died of emptiness, killing people without a trace.
Bai: Hum! Our smile epilepsy is made of honey, Fritillaria cirrhosa, Lamiophlomis rotata and Saussurea involucrata. There is no need to refrigerate, and no essence or preservative is added, except that the toxicity is fierce (turn your head and the tone will be softer). ) It tastes good. (Light music can be added)
Method: (turning to face the audience) People who eat our diarrhea powder for three days will lose all their kung fu in one day, and they will think about it and then diarrhea for two days. Finally, the reflux vessel ruptured and died.
Bai: That's right. As the name implies, a friend who eats half a step with a smile must never walk half a step or show a half smile, otherwise he will die. It's really a trip home.
Law: kill people to kill them.
Bai: Essential drugs.
M: Then where can I buy it?
Qing: This guy is really lucky. I have one here.
Fa (robbed) hum ~ ~ Is this medicine that powerful?
Qing: Sorry, this is the best in the world.
Method: Little girl, be careful that cowhide will explode.
Qing: Take one if you don't believe me.
Fa: Do you think I dare not knock?
Qing: You certainly dare not knock.
Fa: I'll knock for you.
Qing: Knock!
Fa: I'll knock.
Qing: Knock!
Fa: hmm! You little girl dare to look down on me.
Qing: Knock!
Law: Who is afraid of whom? Don't think I'm afraid to knock. Let me knock it for you.
Qing: You knock!
Fa: I'll knock.
Qing: You knock!
Fa: I can knock!
Qing: You knock!
France: Me. ..... Knock on .........................................................................................................................................................................., ha ha ha ha ```````````.
Qing: (puts it in his mouth) Don't knock! !
Bai: Good! Now everyone is poisoned.
X: Oh, dear! It's simple. Why not just give each other the antidote?
(French, white eyes)
X: I will be the referee, and you will give the antidote together. Remember that one person is not allowed to give it to another person slowly, nor is one person allowed to give it to another person slowly. In other words, you have to give it together (everyone is a little impatient) to ensure the fairness of the transaction! I will count to one, two, three. On the count of three, you exchange (France, white impatient). All right! I'm leaving. One ... two. ....
If you are punished, you will lose at the same time.
France and Bai: wordy ... (they feel embarrassed)
Frenchman: (polite) I left early.
Bai: Hey! Just together, but immediately separated. Hey! That little sister won't send it.
(End in French)
Bai: (to Xiaoqing) Xiaoqing! People are born from their mothers, while demons are born from their mothers. When a demon has a kind heart, he is not a demon.
Qing: What's that?
(Xu gets up from the ground)
X: A shemale. (Green faints)
Bai: Oh dear! Or am I "xianggong" smart?
(Qing is unconvinced and knocks Xu to the ground)
Bai: How many times have you ...? Civilization.
Qing: From now on.
(Green says as he runs)
(Dragging Xu off the stage for nothing)
(Music, >)
End! ! ! ! ! 1
First, it is better to control the time in about ten minutes!
Second, the number of actors also meets your requirements!
This is not a well-known "Legend of the White Snake", but also very suitable for high school students to interpret!
Honey, if you think it's good to go back, please adopt it. O(∩_∩)O~