1. Travel around the mountains and call everyone beautiful.

2. Long beauty, long beauty, beautiful and fashionable clothes.

3. Being able to talk and do is better than men.

After eating noodles and drinking wine, I saw that the goddess didn't want to leave.

5. If you don't agree with mountains and water, just take big brother's mouth.

6. From Dongtong to Xitou, you are the best among male gods.

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Men are four idiots: go home from work, earn money, eat lobster and leave a phone number for women.

Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.

There are four iron friends in the world: one iron has been smashing windows together, one iron has been carrying guns together, three irons have been whoring together, and four irons have been sharing stolen goods together.

A man's four hopes: a cook at home, a good-looking person in the office, a bitch around him and a young lady in the distance.

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