1. I decided to give up fairy tales, because it was pure fucking nonsense.

We often hide the truth in jokes.

You believe all my lies. I love you simply, but you don't believe me.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

I stayed in the depths of my memory, looking for the rest of my happiness.

6. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

7. inaction and inaction, inaction and inaction.

8. 12 log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

9. liking you doesn't necessarily mean loving you, loving you doesn't necessarily mean marrying you, and marrying you doesn't necessarily mean having children. If you have children, the father of the child may not be you.

1 1. I am a vine, a melon, a fish, a shrimp, a pot and a flower. I make you laugh every day!

12. Hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court dotes on you, the official transport accompanies you, the school depends on you, the real estate depends on you, and the lover loves you!

13. I miss you very much, dear, and you? I love you like drinking boiled water to eat, as natural as breathing, sleepless and gentle, so I will love you forever.

14. I think of your smile when I get up, and I smell you when I wash my face. You are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, my dear toilet!

15. A man raising a woman outside is called a golden house. The female foster man is called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon outside.

16. There are thousands of children in China. If this doesn't work, we'll change it.

17. No matter how big a woman's business is, it is also a small matter, and no matter how small a brother's business is, it is also a big matter. Is to eat in one place for a lifetime, not in one place for a lifetime.

Humorous love sentences

First, love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Second, that day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I was chased by the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground.

Third, the more mature the husband who is deeply loved by his wife, the less mature the wife who is spoiled by her husband.

Fourth, take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more cigarettes when you feel uncomfortable, stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the street.

Five, ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

Seven, the crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

Eight, love is mean, but also mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

Nine, love first, sex first, love first, just like eggs, chickens, eggs first. It's hard to say which is truth and which is more noble than the other.

10. Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

[page] XI。 I understand the truth, but those who are loved are ancestors.

When love talks, it is like the chorus of the gods, which makes the whole heaven intoxicated in Yue Xian.

Thirteen, nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart, which shows two things on the surface.

Fourteen, you have not been loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

Say love loudly, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

Sixteen, me! The sky is like a dragon, you are like a phoenix on the ground, I fly in the sky and you chase after it on the ground. I love you, and I won't lie to you, just as farmers love corn.

Seventeen, smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

18. A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

Nineteen, women like ugly men, not ugly men.

Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.

[Page 2 1]. I am a vine, you are a melon, I am a fish, you are a shrimp, I am a pot, you are a flower, and I make you laugh every day!

22. Where there is marriage, there are rivers and lakes. You and I are in the Jianghu together. How can there be no gossip about us in the Jianghu? Marry me quickly and let those paparazzi gossip about others!

Twenty-three, people are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces, and solve their complex.

Twenty-four, children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.

Twenty-five, the love between fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but it is easy for us to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish.

26. Women are sometimes like walnuts. As long as you can break her hard shell, you will find how soft and fragile she is inside.

Twenty-seven, when I love you, you are a beauty; When I hate you, you are a zombie!

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

Twenty-nine, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute!

[page] Thirty-one, it is not the distant mountain that makes you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoe.

Thirty-two, I have a face I like, but I don't. It's disgusting.

33. Hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court dotes on you, the official transportation accompanies you, the school depends on you, the real estate depends on you, and the lover loves you!

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

People who love me, please don't wait for me, you will die before me. The person I love, I won't wait, I will hang up before her.

Thirty-six, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

Thirty-seven, you are very important, even if it is heavy, I will take it.

Thirty-eight, the only knife method that a woman should practice is the knife method of cutting vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

Forty, love is a kind of mental labor, and marriage is a kind of physical labor. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck.

[page] Forty-one, you are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, a mouth under the nose, dripping and drooling.

Forty-two, baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

Forty-four, I like you so much, you can die if you love me! I love you so much that if you like me, I will live forever!

45. I don't like you when you like me; When you love me, I like you; I fell in love with you when you left me.

Forty-six, the life I want, there are flowers on the bed, dogs on the bed, and you on the bed.

47. Please put aside what you are doing and like me first.

48. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

49. All is well for the rich, and all is well for lovers.

Fifty, everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

[page] fifty-one, a man raising a woman outside is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raise men outside, called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

52. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.

53. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

Fifty-four, the hero sad beauty pass, I am not a hero, beauty let me go.

Fifty-five, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

56. Don't say love easily. Commitment is debt!

57. If meeting me is your tragedy, you won't know what comedy is until you marry me! Do not believe, you try!

58. An unmarried woman lamented: Why do all good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

Fifty-nine, don't look back, I only love your back.

60. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, there will be an affair, and if it is not handled well, there will be an affair.

[page] 6 1 page. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

Sixty-two, people who understand food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

Sixty-three, boy, you are my sister's man. Hang a card with me today!

64. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss.

Sixty-five, you haven't changed, mentally retarded as always, but I like it.

Sixty-six, love and sympathy, like sand and gold, are mixed together, but I still share them clearly.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

Sixty-eight, I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?

69. The temperature of love is like bath water. It's not that the hotter the better, but that you feel comfortable.

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Excerpts from funny and humorous love sentences

1. I've been turning QQ on and off, looking at those online people, but I can't find anyone to chat with.

As soon as you fall in love, your wife's wife's. How many people are responsible?

I just found out that when I can't get through to you, people who say sorry to me will always move.

A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then toast them one by one!

6. My future husband, don't be so kind to your present object, it's useless!

7. I hate that I waited a long time to hear from you, and all I got was, oh, do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?

8. We can't finish chatting on QQ, but we can't say a word when we meet, just like strangers.

9. He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you.

10. Don't keep loading and loading like a trash can.

1 1. Do you believe it or not: some people will carefully read every status of you, including every reply below, but don't say a word.

12. Is there anyone like me who has nothing to do with the computer but doesn't want to turn it off?

13. Sorry, it doesn't look what you want.

14. You are horny. My niece will be shy.

15. Don't lose heart, my friend. Without her, I would sleep less in bed and cook less in the kitchen.

16. The flowers in the wall are red outside, so it is impossible to pick flowers. If you want to spend, you have to thank, and a joy is empty.

17. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

18. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

19. The temperature of love is like bath water. It's not that the hotter the better, but that you feel comfortable.

20. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish.

2 1. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck.

22. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love!

23. I don't like you when you like me; When you love me, I like you; I fell in love with you when you left me.

It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!

25. Is there such a person who can exchange dozens of short messages with TA every day, and be speechless after making a phone call!

Appreciation of humorous love sentences

1. Most people who change their signatures just want to write a sentence that suits their mood and show it to others.

2. Have you found that excellent people are generally single?

You are only suitable for missing, not for meeting.

4. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant! There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? Just this one!

In fact, a capable man is to spoil his woman until other men can't stand it!

6. I clearly set up an online reminder, but I still can't help but see if you are online again and again!

7. I just want a person to know that when I say nothing, I don't really mean nothing.

8. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish.

9. Couples should live like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without anyone; Second, you can taste everything together. This kind of chopsticks can only be durable ivory chopsticks, not disposable convenience chopsticks.

10. Marriage is not+=, but+=. That is, two people cut off their respective personalities and shortcomings and then make do together.

1 1. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck.

12. Difficult to love is 365,000 roses in moonlight poems, plus eternity; A difficult marriage is a quarrel book and certificate of 30 thousand to 65 thousand, plus patience; Hard life is not the above two.

13. In love, someone dies; In marriage, some people regard death as death.

14. Blind date is distribution, love is direct selling, and marriage is bidding. The longest time for people to be happy is only a few days, so newlyweds are called honeymoons; People's patience is only a few days at most, so work is based on monthly salary.

15. The world is too big to meet you; The world is too small to lose you.

A selection of funny and humorous love sentences

1. We were too young in BC and too old after AD. No one can witness the true beauty!

2. Memories are sad, expectations are lost, and the current passion is mixed with ecstasy and despair.

If everyone looked down on their own joys and sorrows, there would be no Romeo and Oedipus in the world.

It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: you are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

Lovely you stole my love and my heart, and I decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

6. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

7. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.

8. I didn't mean to get drunk in my dream, but I can wait for ordinary people to understand.

9. The image of a man has only one purpose: to pick up girls. So once MM gets it, this MM will be very sad to find that this man has no image at all.

10. You borrow money, save money and work hard. Living a sweet life, you praise me in front of your family; After the storm, we must stand up to hardships before happiness; Dear, it's you who want to walk through the sweet next stop with me.

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Interesting love humorous sentences

1. If you really love someone, you should love him as he is, love his good and his bad, love his good and his bad, and never want him to be what you want just because you love him.

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of other people's eyes, never lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and never be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

You can't say why you really love someone. You only know that whenever and wherever you are in a good mood, you want this person to accompany you. The real feeling is that two people can stay together in the most difficult time, but there is no requirement. After all, feelings are to be paid, not just to be obtained.

4. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still disdained me.

5. Kill you with what, dear.

6. You are a little aura, I am a little stupid, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, and I am a little alcoholic. If you are angry, I will not be angry.

7. Don't lose heart, my friend. Without her, I would sleep less in bed and cook less in the kitchen.

8. The flowers in the wall are red outside the wall, so there is no way to pick flowers. If you want to spend, you have to thank, and a joy is empty.

9. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

10. When you go out, your wife has told you not to take the first row by car. If you can't stand up, don't drink your stomach. Don't pick wild flowers by the roadside. Don't bring your lover into the house.

1 1. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, hand cramps, spending money to receive gifts, others working overtime to raise wages!

12. You, you, you little goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

13. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smoke.

14. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

15. Miss, the third button of your coat is open!

16. Baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are the wind and phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

17. A girl once said that she could wait for me in her next life. When I told her that I liked her, she turned to me and said, are you going to chase me? Wait for the next life!

18. Once a girl said that she could change herself for me. That day, I got up the courage to express my secret love for a long time. She said to me: What do you like about me? I can't change it!

19. There was once a girl who was willing to jump off a building for me. Knowing that I like her, she said to me upstairs, Don't come here! If you are near me, jump down from here!

20. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals!

2 1. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, only this life passed by. If so, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you. It was easy, but I turned my back on it in my last life.

22. If you are a fish, then I am a hook and I want to catch you; If you are a hill, then I am a river on the side of the mountain, and I want to walk around you; If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.

23. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear that I miss you. If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is my heartbreaking love for you. What would a fool think if there were countless drops of water in the sky? It is raining!

24. I love you all my life. It's true. Please believe me, you are the only one for me. I can't live without you. Only I know your heart best, and your eyes are the gentlest. To understand my mind, please look at the third word of each sentence!

Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

Humorous and interesting sentences about love

1. I miss you, I miss you to death. How about finding a painter to paint you, sticking you in a cup, drinking water and kissing you every day, and having a demo? Pour a cup of boiling water and I'll burn you to death ~ ~

A thousand roses are for you, so you should love yourself. Give you 1000 paper cranes to keep you away from your troubles. A thousand lucky stars are given to you, let good luck surround you. A thousand pistachios for you, let happiness accompany you. Give you a thousand meteors, demo ~ I can't believe I can't kill you!

If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will die! Come on, if you're crazy, go and have a look.

4. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but you are covered by clouds. . . You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed. You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first.

6. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp wrapped around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

7. Will I think of you for a moment?

One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty.

9. Fools sit and wait for money, while wise men sit and wait for money.

10. All I can give you is the warmth of a cup of coffee. I bless you in my heart. Don't lose heart, don't give up. Holding back my tears, I looked up and set foot on the real land with a smile.

1 1. Because you are in my heart, the scenery along the way is so beautiful. Although you don't know it, you can't see it.

12. Happiness does not necessarily mean that we smile brightly, and sadness does not necessarily mean crying. In fact, during this journey, there are always feelings and gains, so I am very happy.

13. In fact, in this world, there was once a person who made us laugh and cry. Those shadows and smiles, as time goes by, remain in our hearts. Even if you can't get it, it is also a kind of happiness.

14. One day, we should grow up bravely, look up at the harsh sunshine, close the pages and forget the beautiful fairy tales.

15. Sadness is a biscuit, quietly moldy. After three days, it will turn into beautiful green mildew. You can't eat it, or you can take a picture as a souvenir.

A selection of interesting love humor sentences

1. Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.

2. There are fewer and fewer frogs in nature and more and more frogs on the Internet.

Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still disdains me.

4. Chinese girls fantasize about love, mathematics girls count love, history girls attack love, and foreign language girls export love.

You can't say why you really love someone. You only know that whenever and wherever you are in a good mood, you want this person to accompany you. The real feeling is that two people can stay together in the most difficult time, but there is no requirement. After all, feelings are to be paid, not just to be obtained.

6. These bastards, even the condoms are rotten.

7. My husband has a new love outside and wants to divorce his wife, but he can't talk it over. One night, my husband came back from a tryst and knocked on the door for a long time, but his wife just wouldn't open it. He kicked the door angrily and shouted at his wife, I've had enough of this life, and we'll get a divorce at once! At this time, the wife said under the bed, hey, honey, come out quickly. We don't have to hide anymore!

When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.

9. I used to go out to eat with my best friend's boyfriend, but I quarreled with my boyfriend because of trivial matters. I yelled at my boyfriend. If you do this to me, I will make you regret it! My best friend said for me: Yes, marry him! Let him suffer for life! Sister, who are you helping?

10. Xiaoming said to his little friend: My father is fierce and can hit people, but my mother never hits me. The little friend said enviously, then your mother must love you very much. Xiao Ming replied bitterly: not necessarily, as long as I don't obey, my mother will give me to my father.

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A selection of the most humorous love words

1) Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.

2) I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

3) The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

4) You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

5) People who know good food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

6) People who love me, please don't wait for me, you will die before me. The person I love, I won't wait, I will hang up before her.

7) Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them!

8) The greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

9) Love makes people numb, and marriage makes people numb.

10) People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute!

The most humorous love words

1) If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

2) Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

3) I have no appetite when I see you, so what about sexual desire?

4) The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dreams, but the process of persisting in your dreams!

5) Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

6) Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

7) Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the failure to retain the ass?

8) Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

9) Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

10) Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

1 1) Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

12) Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

13) I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

14) if someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

We hope to fly in heaven. Two birds have a new wing and are willing to be a pig in the same circle!

16) Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison.

17) The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

18) Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

19) The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and everyone else stood still, so he didn't move.

20) Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

2 1) Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

22) If you don't eat the old saying now, you can play with others.

23) If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

25) Mom, I have never seen anything so archaeological. Can be used as a world heritage.

26) Don't shock the world with coquettish, but move the world with lewdness.

27) Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

28) Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

29) There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

30) Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

3 1) When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

Don't look back, I only love your back.

33) If you have not been loved by others, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

34) Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.

35) Format yourself just to delete you.

36) When in love, be obedient like a grandson; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage!

37) If you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of love, not for a day or a week, but forever.

38) The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

39) Nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart, which appears as two points on the surface.

40) Love and sympathy, like sand and gold, are mixed together, but I still have a clear distinction.

4 1) A good relationship between men and women will lead to an affair, and a bad relationship will lead to an affair.

42) Don't say love easily. Commitment is debt!

43) Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

44) people are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve their complex.

45) They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.