How to answer humorously if you don't reply for a long time?

1, "Why don't you reply? Did you go to Syria to fight? "

2. "Do you think I'm too bored to chat with me?"

3. "Are you not interested in me and don't want to chat with me?"

4. "You think chatting with me will cause trouble, so you choose not to come back to me?"

5. "I wait once a thousand years, wait once."

6. "I really want to know what kind of mobile phone you are using, which makes you reluctant to type two more words."

7. "Don't you want to make friends with me, so you don't want to chat with me?"

8. "Do you think I am dishonest, so you don't want to chat with me?"

9. "Wow, I didn't expect anyone to remember me. I am a know-it-all.

10, "Why didn't you reply to my message? Is it the paralysis of alcohol or the beauty of my sister? " .