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1. Life is very short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you. -Roi proposed to Liang Xiaoxiao.

2. You are looking for love, and I am looking for marriage! The two of us took the wrong road. -Roi summed up the relationship with Liang Xiaoxiao.

3. You didn't catch up with me when I was good ... These two years have been a bit empty. -Roi was exhausted by Liang Xiaoxiao, flustered.

4, what ah, the whole big shop. Stab in a crowd alive, but be crowded when you die. Li xiangshan, played by Sun Honglei, is dissatisfied with the crowded cemetery.

5. Plant me in a flowerpot and I will smile at you every day. -li xiangshan asked Roi to plant his ashes in a flowerpot.

6. Whoever gets emotional will die. -Roi learned that Liang Xiaoxiao was only fond of himself and said sadly.

7. If I had known it was so cold, I might as well have married that once a year! At least once a year! -Roi complained about Liang Xiaoxiao.

8. Happiness doesn't have to be together, but misfortune must be together.

9. Life is a practice. -Qin Fenyu.

1, this is not a disease, this is life, my life has come to me, I can only do it. -li xiangshan's feeling after getting cancer.

12. Can you swear by money that no matter how rich, healthy and loving you the other person will be in the future, you will not be with him? -Roi, the witness at the divorce ceremony, asked Mango.

13, casual business does not break friendship. (Classic Sentence)-Congratulatory message on divorce ceremony.

14. There is no need to treat each other with kindness when living at home. -smile blame Roi always lie, Roi so chicanery.

15. Imperial enjoyment is to treat your feet as your face. -Roi's feeling in the foot bath center.

16, how to choose a marriage is wrong, and a long-term marriage is to make mistakes. -Xiangshan said to smile before he died.

17. We are friends who care about each other's lives and can take care of orphans but not their wives. -Xiangshan so describe their relationship with Roi.

18. Fear is like walking at night and knocking at the black door. You don't know whether the colorful world is behind the door or the abyss. You are afraid of stepping on the air, and you are afraid that it is not the end but the beginning. -Someone asked Xiangshan if he was afraid of death, and Xiangshan replied.

19. Death is another kind of existence. Compared with life, only life is a kind of deformity. -the words of Xiangshan's daughter at the farewell party of life.

2. Roi talked about the judges of the draft: "Pretending to be high society, how can there be high society?" It's all dirty. This is a bunch of parasites, cheating on eating, cheating on drinking and cheating on guns. " The mango on the side said, "Stop cursing, and scold yourself again." If you are the one, classic quotations

1. Life is very short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you. -Roi proposed to Liang Xiaoxiao

2. You are looking for love, and I am looking for marriage! The two of us took the wrong road. -Roi summed up the relationship with Liang Xiaoxiao

3. You didn't catch up with me when I was good ... These two years have been a bit empty. -Roi was exhausted and flustered by Liang Xiaoxiao.

4, what ah, the whole big shop. Stab in a crowd alive, but be crowded when you die. -li xiangshan, played by Sun Honglei, is dissatisfied with the crowded cemetery

5. Plant me in a flowerpot and I will smile at you every day. -li xiangshan asked Roi to plant his ashes in a flowerpot

6. Whoever gets emotional will die. -Roi learned that Liang Xiaoxiao was only fond of himself, and said sadly,

7. If I had known it was so cold, I might as well marry it once a year! At least once a year! -Roi complained about Liang Xiaoxiao

8. Happiness does not necessarily go together, but misfortune must go together-Qin Fenyu

9. Life is a practice. -Qin Fenyu

1. This is not a disease, it is a life. My life has come to me, and I can only do it. -li xiangshan's feeling after getting cancer.

11. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine. -the ending smile said to Roi.

12. Can you swear by money that no matter how rich, healthy and loving you the other person will be in the future, you will not be with him? -Roi, the witness at the divorce ceremony, asked Mango.

13, casual business does not break friendship. -congratulations on the divorce ceremony.

14. There is no need to treat each other with kindness when living at home. -Smile and blame Roi for always telling lies, while Roi is so quibbling.

15. Imperial enjoyment is to treat your feet as your face. -Roi's feeling in the foot bath center.

16. How to choose the complete book of marriage and life is wrong. A long-term marriage is to make mistakes.

17. We are friends who care about each other's lives and can take care of orphans but not their wives. -Xiangshan describes his relationship with Roi.

19. Death is another kind of existence. Compared with life, only life is a kind of deformity. -the words of Xiangshan's daughter at the farewell party.

2. Roi talked about the judges of the draft "pretending to be upper class, how can there be upper class?" It's all dirty. This is a bunch of parasites, cheating on eating, cheating on drinking and cheating on guns. " The mango on the side said, "Stop cursing, and scold yourself again."

Roi: Are you making trouble? I advertised for a marriage.

blind date (played by Feng Yuanzheng): Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk.

Ge You: Isn't that nonsense? I'm not gay. Are you ...

blind date: I am. How do you know you are not? I thought I wasn't before, but later I realized I was afraid to face it.

Roi: Can I find another man? I'm not gay.

blind date: how do you know that you are not? I used to think that I am not. You are afraid to face it, but you have no courage.

Roi: You left first. I'm not there yet.

Roi: I also review why I am so vulgar. My heart is so big, why can't I hold a man? Make room for a woman. Guess what, it's another woman!

Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?

Roi: I fell in love with you from the moment I saw you.

Shu Qi: We can't love each other if we meet three times. Love at first sight is not when you have a crush on me or when I have a crush on you. It's not when you look, it's the smell. We are attracted and fascinated by each other's smells, and the smells are the same, you know?

Roi: Then I have to charge. He took advantage of it all, and it's too rude of you to let me drink with my dissatisfied wife.

Roi: Do you want to insert the door backwards? How to get to your home?

blind date (played by Luo Haiqiong): First fly to Kunming, then take a long-distance bus to Mengzi for one day, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a tractor for one day, and then a bullock cart will arrive at our home for one day.

Roi: If we are not good, can we get a divorce?

blind date: my brother will break your leg.

Roi: You don't want to find someone who is in good health? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.

blind date (Che Xiao): Soft persimmons are delicious.

Roi: Like a sick seedling, don't you worry about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight, it's peak sexually.

blind date: do you think the basis of love is sex? No. Why? You can still grow old together, of course, I mean not at all, but not too often.

Roi: Then how often do you think it is not frequent to make out?

blind date: this is my ideal.

Roi: What do you say?

blind date: (stretching out a finger)

Roi: once a month?

blind date: once a year.

blind date: if you agree, we will continue to contact.

Roi: I don't agree. I understand why your husband doesn't go home. You can't find where I live when we are getting married. What a pity.

The blind date pondered for a long time and asked, "Is that so interesting?"

Ge You answered softly after a while: "Yes!"

blind date (Bidai Syulan): Didn't you say that you don't care if the child is your own?

Roi: I can recognize orphans, but having both parents is another matter. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to put a Mercedes-Benz logo on the front of a BMW.

blind date: can you just open it?

Roi: But what if something goes wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts don't match, and BMW doesn't care to repair them? I'm still self-reliant on this matter of marrying a wife and having children, and I won't accept foreign aid!

Roi: I bought it at a low price. Are you going to hold it for a long time? Or short-term play?

Hu Ke: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time.

Roi: I think it's quite unreliable for me to ask for marriage. I don't care about those who are crooked, but I can't meet any girls who look good and pleasing to the eye, either because they are frigid or pregnant with ghosts. Where are all the girls with innocent mental health history?

Shu Qi: Don't turn around and swear. Who is unhealthy? You'll be clean?

Roi: I didn't say you. You're not pretty.

Shu Qi: ...

Roi: The word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd, and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people think that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not too much to say that beauty is in the eyes of the enemy.

Roi: I have the people here, but my heart is elsewhere ...

Shu Qi: You can not accept it, I know it's unfair to you.

Roi: Then can you allow me, my heart is here, and my body is sometimes absent-minded?

Shu Qi: No.

Shu Qi: What do you like about me?

Roi: Did I say I like you?

Shu Qi: Be honest, which is the premise for us to be together in the future.

Roi: I think the premise of being with you is that I can't find anyone who is dumber than you before.

Shu Qi: I won't be so stupid again.

Roi: You are half-hearted. You can't even take part in accidental amusement. It's all written on your face. I put my words here. You haven't turned over his page yet. Once you turn to a new page, you will still be single-minded. I only tolerate your present performance after seeing this one. You are stupid, I am not stupid.

Shu Qi: What if I learned my lesson and became smart? Your wishful thinking soon fell through?

Roi: Well, I'll sell you to the natives of Hokkaido tomorrow, and let you wait on them for fishing and hunting all your life, and have a lot of children. If you want to escape, you'll be beaten up. In three years, you'll be tortured into a black and thin little old lady who will hide from everyone.

Roi: What can I fail? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take advantage of you as a door-to-door delivery.

Roi: Once he gives you his heart, your body will be sentenced to life imprisonment.

Wu Sang (Roi's best friend): You just take a fancy to others.

Roi: What's wrong with looking good? What's wrong with me improving the offspring for our Qin family? Do you have to meet an ugly one and think about how to escape from prison every day?

Roi: Are you sure he doesn't understand Chinese?

Roi's friend: OK.

Roi: Well, let's start with childhood ... Roi repented for four hours, and the priest couldn't stand it.

Pastor: Our church is too small to hold his big sins. There is a bigger church ahead.

Shu Qi: Oh, what a pity! The gap between what you think and what you actually see is too big. Shall I find you a psychiatrist?

Roi: No doctor can heal my trauma. You are my best medicine.

Shu Qi: Aren't you afraid that I am a poison?

Roi: You have to drink poison!

Roi: Four sisters, add up to 3 years old. Can you not despair? If you are the one, wonderful quotations