1. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go and find Wang Zhi.

2. men are not lustful, so what's good? Okay, are you?

3. I have to rely on threats to do anything that a good-looking girl can do with a little charm.

4. If you don't even kiss me, what do you kiss, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

6. wangwang snow cake turns into wangwang quilt when it is hot!

7. It's very hot at 37 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

8. One day, when I was playing the king, I kept dying. I told my teammates to keep off the road, keep off the road, keep off the road, keep off the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

9. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, on the way, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army, and Liu Bei fled hastily. When Lu Yu fell off a cliff, Zhang Fei shouted, Master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am happy with your mother!

1. Even I don't care. What do you care about, a barber shop?

11. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake can't help it. Did you hear that?

12. Guo Donglin suddenly calls his wife from kidney calculi's agent: Stone is coming in winter. His wife was stunned: to see the sea?

13. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.

14. Even I don't coax. What are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

15. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

16. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting bubbles "Blue blue blue".

17. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle can't stop for a while. Mom said it's because it's a small spiritual fire.

18. Who doesn't like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which Liu Bei and Guan Yu liked more.

19. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you feel sad and want to chew?

2. No one understands you. It's a grievance, isn't it? Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it wronged? Lovely homophonic sentence of routine object Zhihu (Part II)

21. I am a crab, and my pliers are gone.

22. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kindness that the crab cooked the dragon.

23. "How happy I would be if someone belonged to me." "Stop it, no one is a fish.".

24. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful, round or bright at all.

25. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turned out that it was a good thing to eat peanuts.

26. I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turned out that oysters like mud.

27. I bought a dress today. I feel comfortable wearing it. I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

28. I didn't bring my book in class today. The teacher asked me where my book was. Yes, where did I lose?

29. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

3. Once upon a time, there was a duckling, who was very short and called mud duck. A duck in the class came over and said, What a short mud duck.

31. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks fluent English very well. I asked him if he pronounced American or English, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

32. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango, and the strawberry grew so slowly. The pig said to the strawberry, You can't do it, you can't do it.

33. One day, the duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said that it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck and the good duck.

34. I heard that watching martial arts films can help you lose weight, because it often says, you are thin to death.

35. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat even if I am not hungry.

36. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear her, but her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

37. When I saw the goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, Yes, what's the matter?

38. When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turned out to be called eating a child's cheese.

39. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, apricot, not dew, but south kernel.

4. Before he died, Yugong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".