My hometown-Bengbu!
Without a map, Bengbu is a city pulled by train, and it basically passes through Bengbu from south to north!
Next, I will introduce the city of Bengbu in detail. I believe that many people will have a basic understanding of Bengbu, and they will not be so "afraid" when they arrive in Bengbu. :)
Bengbu is a municipality directly under the central government, which now governs four districts and three counties (bengshan district, Huaishang District, Yuhui District, Longzihu District, Huaiyuan County, Guzhen County and Wuhe County), with a total area of 59 17 square kilometers and a total population of 3.3 million, including an urban area of 6010.5 square kilometers and an urban population of 874,500.
Bengbu has two memorable names, one of which is Zhucheng. Named for its rich pearls! Another name was once a smash hit-the city of bandits! Bengbu was a well-deserved bandit city around the 1990s. It is said that one of the three major bandit cities in the world is Bengbu, and the other two are Las Vegas and Macau! I don't know if it's true or not, but Bengbu has a place as famous as an international city, hehe. I remember one time, my classmate's mother passed by Bengbu by train. The train announcer broadcast like this: Ladies and gentlemen, Bengbu is here, please close the window!
Public security is much better now than before. Although there are still bloody scenes in some areas, the overall situation is indeed much better. When you think of friends in Bengbu, you must learn a few words:
1, my child! Please pay attention to pronunciation. This sentence is generally used to introduce foreigners and also to defend themselves. As soon as this sentence comes out, Bengbu people will generally treat you as one of their own. So, when you get off the train station and are about to leave the station, you must remember to shout: I am coming, I am home! God, this man is so full (making a third sound)! Come on, my child, let's go! As soon as these three sentences are said, you won't be dragged into the car by the taxi driver lying in ambush at the exit. If you are unfortunately dragged into the car, don't worry, you can add: I will lose my child, and I will lose it like you! So, at least you won't be killed! Otherwise ~ ~ ~ ~ I hope you can leave Bengbu alive, and God bless you …
2. Brother, come here! (meaning' have you eaten').
Greeting people is the minimum etiquette. When you meet Bengbu people, say hello: come here! People will usually answer you with a smile: this is too old, this is too old! I ate, I ate. But please be sure to distinguish the occasion. Someone's house just came out of the toilet (ci). Please say hello: come here! Then I can't guarantee that you won't encounter life safety problems, because the average person's answer is: I'll beat you, son of a bitch! Then ~ (this part of mosaic processing), it is estimated that the emergency department of the Third Hospital will be busy again!
4. My home is on the big stage!
Reporting a simple Bengbu place name will benefit you a lot. If someone really doesn't know where the big stage is, you can say: I am a child, but the big stage doesn't even know where the road is. Your brother (third sound) temple was built in Bengbu! Right on grasshopper street!
There are three monsters in Bengbu.
First: tricycles run fast (there are many human tricycles in Bengbu, which is a bit like the cars in Huang Bao before liberation).
Second: radish is sold as fruit (that kind of green radish+spiced peanuts, not to mention how delicious)
Finally: women are worse than men (Bengbu women are beautiful, but they can scare people to death when they talk, and men are definitely more noisy than women)
Attachment: Anhui Provincial People's Government:
Your request for instructions on adjusting the administrative divisions of Bengbu City (No.66 [2003] of Anhui Government) has been received. The answer is as follows:
1. It is agreed that the eastern urban area of Bengbu City will be renamed Longzihu District, the central urban area will be renamed bengshan district, the western urban area will be renamed Yuhui District, and the suburbs will be renamed Huaishang District; Adjust the administrative divisions of Longzihu District, bengshan district, Yuhui District and Huaishang District in Bengbu City. Donghai Avenue, bengshan district Municipal People's Government.
2. Longzihu District governs the five streets of Dongfeng, Huaihe, Dongsheng, Jiefang and Caoshan in the former Dongcheng; Yan 'an Street in the original central city; Li Lou Township and Changhuai Wei Town in the former suburbs, Cao Peng, Qiugang, Sun Ying and Shannan Village in Xuehua Township. Jiefang Road District People's Government.
Three, bengshan district city under the jurisdiction of the original urban Tianqiao, Qingnian Road, Wei Er Road, Shengli Road and Huangzhuang five streets; Hongye Village, Longhu New Village and Yandun Village in the former Dongcheng; Chaoyang Street, two neighborhood committees of Dongfanghong, two neighborhood committees of Friendship and Yalong in Diaoyutai Street, and Xu Shi Village; The former suburbs are Yanshan Township, Qiuqiao Village, Ji Guo Village and Shenwei Village in Xuehua Township, Taodian Village and Jinwei Village in Changqing Township, and Zhongji Village in Qinji Town. Nanshan road district people's government.
4. Yuhui District has jurisdiction over Daqing, Zhanggongshan and Weisi in the former Xicheng, five neighborhood committees in Li Hongqi, Pinganli, Xinfeng, Innovation and Xincun in Chaoyang Street, and five neighborhood committees in Ji Hong, Diaoyutai, Anping, Yanshan Road and Heyingqiao in Diaoyutai Street; There are six villages in Changqing Township, a former suburb: Xuzhuang, Jiulong, Shanxiang, Huangshan, Wanggang and Shixiang, and Ji Qin, Tang Jiu, Hebei, Dongzhou, Gu Jiang, Huaying, Zhu Xi, Yu Hui, Daxu, Gauguin, Qianying, Fengdong, Fengxi, Zongwa and Qinji Town. District people's government in hongqi all the way.
Five, Huaishang District under the jurisdiction of the original suburb of Xiaobengbu Town and Wu Xiaojie Town; Huaibin Street in the former central city; Meiqiao Township, Huaiyuan County; Caolaoji Town was originally Guzhen County. The District People's Government is located in Xiaobengbu Town.
All kinds of institutions involved in the above-mentioned administrative division adjustment should be set up in accordance with the principle of "simplification, unification and efficiency", and the required staffing and funds should be solved by your province itself. The administrative boundaries involved in the adjustment of administrative divisions shall be demarcated in a timely manner in accordance with relevant regulations.
Bengbu Dialect-Our Bengbu Dialect
Can you manage it? Is it feasible? Can you take a picture? But really? Annoying. Come on!
Rice isn't called rice, I'm called dry rice!
After a while, I won't scream. My name is "immediately"
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Potatoes are not called potatoes, but "ground beans"
God, you are really great.
And beans are not called beans, we call them "beans."
I welcome kei's dry rice (I like rice).
Heating steamed bread is called Liu steamed bread.
past
The last time I went to the hospital to see a doctor, when I got the medicine later, I told the nurse how to eat this appointment. She said this medicine should be taken three times a day ~!
When I heard her say "medicine", my brain fainted! I just remembered that I didn't say "medicine" just now I said it was about ` 1.
This feeling is a bit like a farmer's child ~! I have been studying for more than ten years ~!
There must be a real Bengbu dialect-our children are coming! ! ! !
A man from Bengbu, Beijing, found a guest house and wanted to stay. I didn't expect the waiters in Beijing to have a bad attitude. Let him stay here for a while and there for a while, which made him angry and said, "You brought me to Ribai. Aren't you copying me?"
The following is a conversation between two children: (a): ABBA is too strong. He teaches foreign languages! Really? Dad just had a hard time. He is repairing roads, and he is very tired every day! ! A: Then your father must be very old? (b): Then just say something! Buron Rusi! ! (A): Come on, my baby! Don't fart, your father is old! ! How thin is it like a beetle? (b): Hey, hey, why don't you brag and ignore the door? Can your father speak a foreign language? (A): Of course! Like what? * Old, I forgot old, it seems to be some kind of guest oil! (b): Shit! It's hair oil Alas, you have a poor memory! ! (A): Hehe, on the spot! ! -Do you know what this is? Very local, isn't it? !
Bengbu people talk too long and say, "Stop it ~!"
Say that a person is strange and old, and say, "I am a god without waves!" "
It is said that a man who hits a woman can say, "Come tomorrow, six more coconuts ~!" "
It is better to say that a man or a woman is strange and old, or to say, "Look, your father deserves it ~!" "
Say a little boy is not sensible, say, "If you make trouble again, get out of here ~!"
"Bragging" is not called "bragging", but "you ha!"
I went home for the New Year and had dinner in the evening. My mother asked me what to eat at night. I said, just buy some steamed buns. My mother said something, and I laughed for a long time. Then buy three pieces of steel.
Bengbu gourmet
1. Dongda's barbecue (where Chen Chen saw me n times, I didn't even know him, dizzy)
Zhang Yu is frying beef and chicken wings at the back of the building.
3. Fried chicken gizzards opposite Zhanggongshan sapphire.
4. Thirteen fragrant leeches (beans are up after eating for several days)
5. Beef rice noodles under Yuhua (beef tastes good)
6. Spicy shredded pork noodles and brewed tea in the leisure station.
7. Bengbu's spicy soup tastes worse than it!
8. "Gankou", the noodle street of that year.