Su Dongpo is in Hangzhou and likes to make friends with monks in West Lake Temple. He and monk Fo Yin of the Holy Mountain Temple are best friends. They often make jokes while drinking and reciting poems.
Monks in Fo Yin are delicious. Whenever Su Dongpo treats guests at a banquet, he always comes uninvited. One night, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit the West Lake, and many tables and drinks were prepared on board. When the cruise ship left the shore, Su Dongpo smiled and said to Huang Tingjian, "Fo Yin will come to every party. Tonight, we will take a boat to the lake to drink, sing poems and have a good time. He can't come anyway. " Who knows that Fo Yin monk learned that Su Dongpo was going to travel with Huang Tingjian, so he hid under the cabin board before they boarded the ship.
The bright moon is in the sky, the cool breeze is refreshing, and the lotus fragrance is full of lakes. The cruise ship slowly came to the three towers of the West Lake. Su Dongpo raised his glass, smoothed his beard and said happily to Huang Tingjian, "Today, without Fo Yin, we are quiet. Let's start by ordering wine. The first two sentences should be immediate, and the last two sentences should end with the word' in'. " Huang Tingjian said, "All right!" Su Dongpo said first: "What can the sky say when the clouds open and the moon shines?" ? What is the sky saying? "
Huang Tingjian looked at the lotus flowers all over the lake, and then said, "Li Anping pushed them away and swam out. This is a good thing! Get what you want! "
At this time, Fo Yin couldn't help being pressed under the deck. As soon as he heard Huang Tingjian's words, he pushed open the deck and climbed out, saying, "Push the deck open and Fo Yin will come out. What a pity! Hey! "
Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were startled to see a man suddenly climb out from under the planking. When they looked carefully, it turned out to be Fo Yin. When they heard him say such four poems, they couldn't help laughing.
Su Dongpo took Fo Yin and sat down and said, "You hid well. You are right. You ate again today! " So, the three of them enjoyed the moon and swam around the lake, talking and laughing.
Fruits and medicines
Shortly after Su Shi's marriage, he was invited to visit Huang Tingjian's house. When he got there, the servant came and told him to go back at once, saying that his wife was in a hurry. Huang Tingjian sneered and intoned, "Fortunately, it is early (apricot, jujube, plum) and calm (Cistanche deserticola is Chinese medicine)." This sentence contains three fruit names and one medicine name. Su Shi got into the saddle and walked away without looking back. As he walked, he said, "This thing (apples, sugar cane, persimmons) must be angelica (angelica is the name of Chinese medicine)." Dongpo's talent is really admirable.
The bones are not cold.
One day, Su Shi and Fo Yin visited Slender West Lake by boat. Master Fo Yin suddenly took out a fan with Dongpo poems written on it and threw it into the river, shouting, "Water flows out of Dongpo poems (corpses)!" Su Shi was stunned at that time, but soon smiled and pointed to a dog gnawing bones on the river bank, chanting: "Dogs gnaw bones on the river bank (monks)!"
Dongpo eats grass
In his spare time, Su Shi visited Master Fo Yin in Jinshan Temple. I didn't expect the master to be away, so a little novice monk opened the door. Su Shi proudly said, "Where is the bald donkey? ! "。 Little novice monk calmly pointed to the distance and replied, "Dongpo eats grass!" " "
Three people must have a teacher.
One day, Su Shi, his sister and Huang Tingjian enjoyed these paintings. It's interesting to see the title above: the breeze is fine and the willows are fine, and the plum blossoms are pale. Look, it's a four-character couplet, but there is a word in the middle. Miss Jie suggested adding words in the middle to become a five-character couplet. Huang Tingjian caught it right: dancing in the wind and hiding plum blossoms in the bright moon. Miss Sister's Supplement: The breeze shakes the willows, and the bright moon reflects the plum blossoms. Su Shi thought for a moment, immediately responded, and wrote lyrics to make it become: the breeze helps the willows, and the plum blossoms are defeated in the bright moon. Throughout the three-person couplets, Su Shi is the best: the word "Fu" not only describes the softness of the wind and the exquisiteness of the willow, but also describes the intimacy between the wind and the willow, which is more vivid; The word "lost" is also more appropriate than the word "hidden", which not only emphasizes the bright moonlight, but also takes into account the cleanliness of plum blossoms, highlighting the fusion of the two, which is more consistent and appropriate. Once upon a time, there was a young scholar in a county who was in his twenties and had not yet got married. This scholar, with extraordinary appearance and good literary talent, is a famous local genius. Many people are willing to marry him, but he refuses them all. Scholars must find a woman with both talents and looks, regardless of family background. The women in this town are either without talent or without looks. How many people are both talented and attractive? Therefore, the scholar's marriage was dragged down.
One day, the scholar went out of town to visit friends and came to a small town. There is a small drugstore in town. He is thirsty. Go and ask for a bowl of water. There is a girl frying plaster in the shop. The scholar saw her beautiful face and had a feeling of admiration. I just don't know whether she has talent or not, so she stepped forward and tried to say:
Ointment is edible, medicine is edible, and plaster is edible?
The girl looked up at the sound. When she saw that he was a scholar, she knew he was asking the right answer. She thinks all scholars are sour-tempered, so why don't I answer like this! So a smile said:
Spleen is good for medicine, qi is good for medicine, and temper is bad for medicine.
The scholar was very happy to see the girl's clever reaction and wanted to try her again. He looked up and saw peony growing in the medicine garden outside the door, and opened his mouth and sang:
In warm spring zone, peony is hoed by clouds;
Don't want to, the girl said:
Autumn is crisp and dew hibiscus.
At this time, the scholar has fallen in love with the girl, but she is a stranger and inconvenient to speak, so she has to leave, but she can't let go in her heart. When a friend saw the scholar, he was always uneasy. When he asked the reason, he smiled and said, "You have a good eye. This woman is bent on marrying a talented person, but she hasn't married anyone yet. As a brother, this matter lies with my younger brother. Just keep it. " Later, my friend did come forward to be a matchmaker, and the girl was willing to do the same when she met the scholar. The scholar finally got his wish, but he died for life.
One day at noon, Su Dongpo visited Fo Yin. Fo Yin is busy cooking. Just as he brought the cooked fish to the table, he heard the young monk report that Dongpo lay man was visiting.
Fo Yin was afraid to reveal the secret of eating fish, so he was in a hurry. He put the fish in his mouth and hurried out to meet the guests. Both of them went to the meditation room for tea. When Su Dongpo was drinking tea, he smelled the smell of fish and saw the upside-down chin on the table. Because Qing is a percussion instrument used by monks to do Buddhism. Usually, the mouth is up, but today it is buckled backwards. There must be something wrong.
Fo Yin said, "The layman is here today. What do you think? "
Su Dongpo deliberately played a joke on the old monk, pretending to be serious, and said, "I have a problem today, so I'll ask my predecessors."
Fo Yin quickly put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, how dare you?"
Su Dongpo said with a smile: "Today, my friend wrote a couplet. The first couplet is: The first spring is always at Xiangyang Gate. If you can't get the next couplet, please advise. "
Fo Yin didn't know what the plan was, and blurted out, "A very talented person, a layman, has learned a lot. Why are you so forgetful today? This is an old couplet, and the bottom line is: gather good people to celebrate the rest. "
Su Dongpo couldn't help laughing: "Since the predecessors made it clear that there are fish in Qing (Qing), please let me feast my eyes!" Pawnshops, pawnbrokers in the west, pawnbrokers in the east and pawnbrokers in the west as things;
Nantong, North Tongzhou and North Tongzhou connect the north and the south.
It doesn't matter if I shoot the first one and you shoot the second one.
Brother sings the first sentence, brother sings the second sentence, and the tune is dry and Kun.
Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.
Larch leaves are yellow.
The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.
A girl gnawed at a duck's head, which was salty and disrespectful.
Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?
When the ground is a pipa road, you can play any one.
The banter between Su Shi and Fo Yin-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing at a bone by the river, and he came up with:
Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;
Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:
Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.
2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?
The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?
3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;
Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.
The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:
The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.
The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:
The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.
Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:
Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;
Jie Jin leisurely think:
Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.
5 Maitreya couplets:
A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;
Open your mouth and laugh, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.
Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:
peony
Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.
Shui Piao gourd.
7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.
It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.
Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:
It never rains but it pours.
So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.
Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:
Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.
9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.
10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:
Badaofen rice noodle
The scholar is right:
The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.
This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.
The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.
A girl is eating a duck's head, but the duck's head is salty, which is too much for the girl.
Take a break for fame and fortune and have a cup of tea.
Work hard, have fun, and bring a pot of wine.
Ready-made sentences without special articles
Half true and half false, the moon shines in the water.
Horizontal approval is "peace in China"
Very interesting couplets
1 Su Shi and Fo Yin's banter-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, and he came out:
Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;
Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:
Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.
2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?
The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?
3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;
Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.
The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:
The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.
The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:
The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.
Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:
Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;
Jie Jin leisurely think:
Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.
5 Maitreya couplets:
A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;
Laugh as soon as you open your mouth, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.
Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:
peony
Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.
Shui Piao gourd.
7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.
It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.
Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:
It never rains but it pours.
So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.
Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:
Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.
9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.
10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:
Badaofen rice noodle
The scholar is right:
The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.
This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.
Interesting couplets
Once upon a time, there was a "lonely ghost" who planned to open a hotel, so he paid three taels of silver and asked someone to write a couplet for the new store.
A scholar went to apply. The "lonely cold ghost" said to him, "The couplets should praise my wine, acetic acid, fat pigs and prosperous people. There are no mice in the shop."
With a stroke of a pen, the scholar quickly wrote
The first part is: raising pigs is like a mountain, and rats only die. The second part is: making jars and vinegar jars. The sour cross is: many people are sick, but little wealth.
The scholar shook his head and watched it again. "Lonely Cold Ghost" was very happy, but his face was expressionless. He also said evasively: "The quality of couplets depends on the audience's views." In this way, three taels of silver were lost and not given to the scholar.
On the opening day of the new store, in front of many people who came to watch the scene of bustle, the scholar read aloud the couplet:
"There are many sick people and less wealth."
"Raising pigs is as big as a mountain mouse, only death."
"The wine vat is good for vinegar, and the altar is sour."
Hearing this, the "lonely cold ghost" cursed the scholar, but the onlookers burst into laughter.
Please guess why the original "lonely cold ghost" is so happy.
Answer: Because the scholar read:
"Many people, few diseases, rich"
"Raising pigs is like a mountain, and rats only die."
"The wine jar is good, but the vinegar jar is sour."