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College Campus Inspirational Theme Sketch Script

Some sketches with inspirational themes can send positive energy to people in a joke, and they are very good sketches. Below is the script of a college campus inspirational sketch that I want to share with you. You are welcome to browse. University Campus Inspirational Sketch Script 1

Scene: Person A is sitting at a table playing with the "Manager". There is a sign on the table: Talent Recruitment Office.

A: My name is diligence. After 20 years of struggle, I finally realized my ideal. Now I am the chairman of Xinghua Co., Ltd. (Under the stands) You ask me what I have in my hand? This is the manager! (Holds up) I rely on it to run the company. Nowadays, knowledge is updated too fast. Some employees do not pay attention to learning and cannot keep up with the team. Therefore, people in our company are laid off every day and a group of new people have to be recruited every day.

B: My name is laziness. 20 years ago, like you, I was a junior high school student, but I just wanted to play all day long. I didn’t study hard, didn’t listen carefully in class, didn’t do my homework, and got into fights. That's my specialty, spending all day in the game room. In the end, I didn’t even graduate from junior high school. Went home to farm. But last year I was laid off as a farmer. To farm, you need to study at an agricultural university, and you must pass the exam before you can farm. In this way, I worked as a cleaner, a porter, and rode a tricycle, but in the end I was replaced by modern smart tools. These days, I'm looking for a job everywhere, but no one wants me. I have no knowledge and I'm running into obstacles everywhere. (Sigh) I really regret it. If I had been there (Sigh)... I heard that my old classmate Qinli was short of manpower, so I went to take a look today. (Knock on the door)

A: Please come in. (Take a look and continue to press the manager)

B: (Smile) You are the diligent chairman, I am your old classmate. (Push the door and stand)

A: (Stunned) Are you... (Get up)

B: I am lazy, we were at the same table 20 years ago! Why are you disowning your old classmates now? (Step forward)

A: Oh, you are lazy! (Going forward, holding the handle) Please sit down, please sit down. (Sitting together)

B: I heard that your company is now found all over the world. Your company has entered the top three in the world, with fixed assets of 800 billion yuan.

A: Not worth mentioning. How did you become like this now? (pause) What are you here for this time...

B: (sigh) It’s hard to explain in a word! I have been working for 30 days and have been to 500 units. They all say that I am uneducated and do not need me. Aren't you here now? Old classmate, you must help me. (A is deep in thought) (gets up) No matter how dirty or tiring the work is, I can do it.

A: It’s not a dirty job. Can you use this? (Send the manager over)

B: (Take it) (Excited) Game console! 20 years ago I loved playing. (expression changes sharply) Now I hate it. (Grinding teeth) (Lifting up to throw)

A: (Getting up and trying to stop him, exclaiming) Can’t throw! It's the manager! It was invented by you and my classmates through hard work, and now I rely on it to manage the company.

B: (Surprised) Is it the one who works hard at studying all day long? (Turns around) Talking to himself: They were all taught by the same teacher! (Sentiment)

A: (click) This is my branch in the United States. Do you know how to use this machine? (finger)

B: No.

A: This is the simplest.

B: Never seen it. (Turns around) It looks like I'm going to starve to death. (Dejected)

A: (Sit down and write a check with a pen), you are lazy, you are lazy. When we were at the same table, I took the initiative to help you and enlighten you, but you refused to listen and even hit me. You are too lazy to study, and your laziness has ruined yourself (emphasis on words). (hands check) This is a check for 200,000 yuan.

Person B: (turns to Person A) I don’t want money, the money will run out one day, I want to work!

A: I’m buying your name.

B: What did you say? (Doubtful)

A: Buy your name! (Raises volume) (Stands up)

B: Then don’t I have no name or surname?

A: Let’s give it a new name and call it studious. How about it?

Person B: (Receives the check) (Turns around and says to himself: I want to be a new person and not be lazy) (Turns to Person A) This is a good name, I like it. (With a smile on his face) From now on, I will be as studious as my current name. (Energetic)

A: (Send another check) This is 1 million yuan. Use it for tuition to study at Boxue. It must be used up within one year, and you can apply for a job in our company after one year.

B: (holds A’s hand tightly) Old classmate, thank you! Thanks! I will definitely cherish this opportunity. (Sincere and excited attitude)

A and B: Classmates, I hope you bid farewell to laziness and make friends with hard work, diligence and studiousness. No matter how difficult you encounter, hard work, diligence and studiousness will give you strength. You will definitely be able to realize your beautiful ideals! (Getting high) University campus inspirational sketch script 2

Characters: postman, umbrella shop owner.

Location: Convenience Umbrella Store.

Summary of content: In 2008, under the influence of the global financial crisis, many companies encountered problems in their operations and production, and had to resort to layoffs and salary cuts to maintain production. The Dingguagua electronics factory where the protagonist Wang Zai originally worked was also severely affected, and he was laid off during the factory's layoffs. But in order to make a living, he opened an umbrella shop. One day, while he was running the business, a story happened with another protagonist, a comrade who was a passionate and responsible postman...

Topic: The entire sketch is to express the sudden rainstorm of the financial crisis. No matter how big or fierce it is, it will pass. However, it is only part of the reason why many people are laid off and unemployed, but not the whole reason. Fundamentally speaking, The key to determining a person's development is himself, his own abilities, and his attitude towards work and life. If we want to survive the severe tests in our work and life, we need an attitude towards work and life that is prepared for rainy days, plan early, and prepare early. We must be enthusiastic and responsible when doing things, and we must continue to learn to adapt to the needs of social development.

Curtain opening

Boss: (The boss is arranging the umbrellas on his counter while hawking) Pass by, take a look, take a look, all kinds of things Such fancy umbrellas, don’t miss them! (Repeat)

[Boss’s statement to the audience]

Boss: I believe you have never seen such a large-scale and high-end umbrella. Shop now! Let me introduce myself to you first! My name is Wang Hongzhi, nicknamed Wangzi, and I am the owner and shopkeeper of this convenience umbrella shop. At this moment, the business is not open yet, so I will tell you why I opened this store. Everyone knows clearly that the past eight years have been an extraordinary year: I took a train, but it derailed; I took a plane, and it returned; I wanted to stay at home, but there was an earthquake. But these are all local and small-scale, and their impact on me is not very big. What had the greatest impact on me and changed the trajectory of my life was the long-gestating global financial crisis that broke out in 2008. I used to be an employee of Dingguagua Electronics Factory. Although I didn't get a golden job, it was still a good job. Affected by the financial crisis, our factory's products were seriously unsaleable, so in order to maintain production, the factory had small layoffs every three days and major layoffs every ten days, which made people panic. The leaders of our factory gave me a special treatment based on my overall performance and the better development of the factory - laid off. To put it mildly, I was allowed to start my own business. But people, you have to eat, drink, and spend money to live, so I used my money from the bottom of the box to buy this store.

Boss: Look at the weather, it’s going to rain in a while. There must be many people who don’t know how to carry an umbrella if it doesn’t rain. I’ll definitely be able to make a small profit later so that I can give it to my baby. To earn two packs of milk powder, at this moment, let the storm come more violently!

The postman hurriedly came on stage

Postman: What the hell kind of weather is this? It rains at any time, and it rains so hard without even saying hello in advance. What's going on? I still have so many letters in my hand that I haven't sent out yet. I don't know when the rain will stop. These are express deliveries. They must be urgent, important, and big things. I can't afford to delay them. !

Looking around

Postman: Great, there is an umbrella shop in front. (Running to the umbrella shop)

Boss: Hello, sir, we sell umbrellas. You can look around and choose as you like.

Postman: Yes, it’s raining at the wrong time. I’m in a hurry. How much does this umbrella cost?

Boss: There are two prices, one is 20 yuan without negotiation, and the other is 40 yuan. I can give you a generous 50% discount.

Postman: Aren’t they all the same price? This is too expensive. Can it be cheaper?

Boss: How can you say this is expensive? Look at this umbrella, look at its quality, look at its style, plus today’s good weather, it’s definitely worth the price. Do you think it’s worth it?

Postman: Boss, this umbrella of yours only costs ten yuan at most in the past. How come your umbrella keeps changing periodically with the weather?

Boss: Yes, when I sell things, I like to pay today’s price. Look, the rain won’t stop for a while. Don’t let it rain for a few yuan. It may delay your important things, which is not worth it.

Postman: I'm just afraid that the rain will get these letters wet, otherwise the rain will bother me. Okay, I'm in a hurry, just twenty, just give it to me. A handful.

The postman searched all over his body but couldn’t find the money. He dropped his wallet

Boss: Sir, you are such a cheerful person. Take this umbrella. It’s twenty yuan. Thank you. !

Postman: Oops, I lost my wallet.

Boss: Sir, look carefully... and look at the pocket inside.

Postman: I’ve searched all over, but no, it’s not stopping raining, what’s the matter?

Boss: I don’t have any money. It’s such a bad luck. It seems that we can’t do this business, so please do it yourself.

Postman: Boss, Mr. Boss. Look at my situation, can I discuss it with you and give it to me on credit first, and I'll pay tomorrow. It doesn't matter if I get wet, but these letters won't get wet.

Boss: Are you kidding? You are the first one to come to my store today, so you ask me to give you something on credit. How do you want me to do business today? Besides, I am I can't afford credit for a small business. If you don’t have money, then just do it yourself and don’t waste everyone’s time here.

Postman: Sir, please do it for your convenience. I still have a dozen letters to send out. They are all express, so I can’t afford to delay them.

Boss: No, you can go, don’t delay my business.

Postman: Sir, please do me a favor. I am the postman in this area. Everyone knows me. I will definitely come to pay tomorrow. You see this letter is from Unit 3 of Chengxin Building in Xingfu Community ( ), this letter is from Unit 3 of Xinghe Building 2 in Xingfu Community ( ), this letter is from No. 10 of Unit 3 of Harmony Building in Xianghe Community ( ? ), and here are There are so many, I have to send them out before noon today.

Boss: What are you talking about? No. 10, Unit 3, Harmony Building, Xianghe Community (?).

Postman: Yes, it’s from Unit 10, Unit 3, Harmony Building, Xianghe Community (?). It seems to be from an electronics factory called Haolili. Is there anything wrong?

Boss: I am (?). This must be because after I was laid off, I finally got a reply to the more than 100 resumes I submitted to find a job. This is great. This is what I hope for the stars and the moon. , you are all looking forward to it, please give it to me now.

Postman: That’s not possible. This is not No. 10, Unit 3, Harmony Building, Xianghe Community. I don’t know that you are the recipient of the letter written above, so I can’t give it to you.

Boss: The recipient of the letter above is me, please believe me.

Postman: Sorry, since I don’t know the recipient, I can only deliver the letter to the address written above. I can’t give it to you now.

Boss: By the way, I almost forgot, this is my ID card, you should believe it now.

Postman: The address is correct. OK, here it is. Please sign for it.

The boss immediately tore the letter open and read it

Sir:

Hello, we have read the resume you sent. Your work experience and existing work ability are still suitable for development in our company. If you are willing to work in our factory, please report to the Human Resources Department of our factory with your relevant personal information before November 20, 2009. If the application period has not expired, the employment opportunity will be deemed to have been automatically given up. (The boss said to the postman with a shameful expression)

Boss: Comrade postman, look at me, I am really not a human being. I was like this just now...

Postman: It’s nothing, it’s all How hard life is! By the way, you are already self-employed, why do you still receive this kind of appointment letter?

Boss: You don’t know. This fierce financial crisis made me laid off. I finally opened this store, but the business is not easy to do. I can’t even make enough rent every month. , it seems that I am about to continue doing it, so in the past few months, I have been looking for job information wherever I can find it. Finally, I got a reply. Thank you for sending it in time!

Postman: Yes, this financial crisis has caused many people to lose their jobs. It was like this sudden storm. Those who are prepared for a rainy day are very calm and active, while those who are not prepared can only run around and let the rain come.

Boss: What you said makes so much sense. When I meet you today, it’s like meeting a noble person, brother.

Postman: Where, where, this financial crisis will soon pass, and society will become more orderly, and we must keep this idea of ??taking precautions in mind! Oh, no, I have to go to the next stop. Goodbye.

Boss: Brother, bring an umbrella so you don’t get wet. (Chased)

[Curtain call]