On the evening of October 29th, 26, Degang Guo and Yu Qian performed the opening ceremony of the 1th anniversary celebration of Deyun Society.

Guo: Thank you, friends. I am happy to see you. Everyone knows this actor, Donkey Qian. In the phonology world, Yu: no, no, no, Yu Qian.

Guo: Yu.

Yu: Oh, yes,

Guo: Ma Hu Yu.

Yu: It's still a donkey. Mahu also reads donkeys.

Guo: which one?

Yu: Yu, do it.

Guo: What are you doing?

Yu: there are no donkeys, and there are no donkeys.

Guo: Yu Qian, Yu teacher, the audience loved it. Walking into the street, the crosstalk guy said, hey, some people who can't be named, surnamed Yu, Yu, stopped.

Yu: I'm really obedient, and I stopped.

Guo: The audience likes it.

Yu: that's not what animals call it.

Guo: I like you, too. I love all the art on the stage.

Yu: ah, you like art.

Guo: Of course, have you done a lot of things professionally? This is not necessarily the case. Can't stop it. I like it.

Yu: it's a hobby.

Guo: Flute,

Yu: Like flute?

Guo: I played the flute. Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang (BBK music),

Yu: Is it a flute tune?

Guo: I love this. I told my wife that I would bury this flute with me the day I died.

Yu: Is that how you love it?

Guo: I love this.

Yu: it's over.

Guo: Suona, Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang (BBK music), I told my wife that they were buried with me the day I died.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Erhu,

Yu: It's all folk music.

Guo: Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang (BBK music), when I die, I will be buried together. I looked back and saw the chimes ringing.

Yu: How noisy it is.

Guo: My daughter-in-law said that the country is very easy to dig out.

Yu: fiddling with the bells.

Guo: Sometimes I especially admire other people's bands. A small flute and a small musical instrument can make everyone happy. Oh, it's amazing. Man struggles upwards and water flows downwards. Everyone wants to make achievements and bring joy to society.

Yu: make a contribution.

Guo: benefit the people. Why can't I?

Yu: You can also benefit the people.

Guo: All walks of life are beneficial to the people. Walking in the street, I'll stand here. Men, women and children, regardless of their profession, his work is beneficial to this society. Even if a cart driver delivers vegetables, he will come to the suburbs and sweat all over his neck. He will drive a cart with a thousand kilograms of cabbage, and the animals will run with a big whip. How tired he is! Pa, drive! WOWOWO is he tired, but he is happy. You look boring. What's the matter? Drive! WOWOWO

Yu: Just catching a bus.

Guo: how can we eat without him?

Yu: no one sent it.

Guo: I look at it and I admire it. I just want to compliment you. Who is my son?

Yu: He said?

Guo: WOWOWO. Alas, it brings happiness to the people.

Yu: Who brings happiness to whom?

Guo: At least I am much happier. Who is my grandson? WOWOWO。 Oh dear! Oh!

Yu: this one doesn't have a long memory either.

Guo: who is the tortoise?

Yu: what did he say?

Guo: Coming with a whip.

Yu: I want to slap you.

Guo: He is unkind.

Yu: it's not that anyone is unkind.

Guo: but I am already very happy.

Yu: it's an advantage.

Guo: I'm so happy that my teeth are almost broken.

Yu: what kind of human nature?

Guo: I'm so beautiful. Let's celebrate

Yu: Is this still a celebration?

Guo: buy two Jin of crabs. The crisp autumn is the time when the crabs are fat. Give me two Jin, and pick the big one. Carry these more than 5 crabs home.

Yu: About 5 crabs per catty? How big is the crab?

Guo: (gesticulating) It's so big.

Yu: aren't you afraid to give it as a nickel?

Guo: Have you seen the 5 points of the umbilical cord?

Yu: You can still see the umbilical cord?

Guo: chess pieces are crabs.

Yu: where is the chess crab?

Guo: Go crab.

Yu: I'm going to make a name.

Guo: Take home to the pot for steaming, sit with my father, eat and eat openly. You can eat for four.

Yu: huh? Hungry and vomiting blood.

Guo: The old man is happy, too. (Drink and pack crabs)

Yu: Does your father pack crabs or gram edamame? Does eating crabs have this action?

Guo: Careful, slow work makes perfect work.

Yu: how can you produce meat without careful consideration?

Guo: I'm tired of the old man eating at the same time. If you have a broken mouth, you can do something right. You said that you don't even have a straight shape all day long. Look at people, drivers who buy big buildings, and you have nothing. The ground under your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing, your hands are shaking and tears are flowing.

Yu: Is your father's surname Cui?

Guo: Your father's name is Jian! Damn, my father said I was.

Yu: Say you don't sing the lyrics.

Guo: (turning to Yu Qian) Be obedient. Dad says you are doing it for your own good.

Yu: you go over there and say it!

Guo: (turning outside) I said, Dad, don't be angry.

Yu: Oh, turn around now!

Guo: very vulgar. I said, what are you talking about? Don't I get along well? Don't talk nonsense, don't I know you? You get drunk when you touch wine, but you get lost when you see the world. When you get rich, you start to forget your words. You have only one advantage. You become digital at the sight of aunts. Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. Just don't listen! Little bastard! I said dad, don't say that. Don't say that children are rabbits. Genetically speaking, it's bad for parents. My father was in a hurry, and rolled his arms and sleeves. I'll fight you!

Yu: the mother rabbit or?

Guo: hey?

Yu: Did anyone say this word in fighting?

Guo: My father is so humorous.

Yu: Are you kidding at this time?

Guo: just playing with XUE.

Yu: Your father is too lazy.

Guo: huh? My dad didn't slip away? You haven't met my uncle yet.

Yu: I didn't slip away.

Guo: Not only did my uncle stay, but his popularity was not good. Killed in Tiananmen Square and buried there for 15 years without anyone asking. He has been out of shape all day, fighting and going out to fight for peace. Chop people with kitchen knives, steal apples, and do everything.

Yu: a rogue.

Guo: I advised him, grandpa, don't do this. Who cares? You care about me? I'm on the road, and I'll give you peace if you have something in the future. I've lived my whole life, and I'm so happy. Do you know? Don't always look up, look down if you have something to do.

Yu: how to look down?

Guo: If you look down, you will live happily. I thought about it, and what he said makes sense. That's how people live. You always look up, and you can't get well. Look down. You lost money in business? There are people who jump off buildings. You are happier than him. Right?

Yu: I didn't jump.

Guo: You hate to have a daughter here, and there are those who have no children.

Yu: oh, right.

Guo: You are unemployed here, and there are still prostitutes there.

Yu: it's not comparable, you know?

Guo: Your daughter-in-law doesn't want you, and she doesn't want me either.

Yu: Go! What does it have to do with you?

Guo: I think it makes sense, but I'm going to study with you, uncle. I can't stand this shortcoming. Don't believe that, son. People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always think that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We're too embarrassed for ghosts. Have a good time, do what you have to do. I think it makes sense. Now let's look at it. I'll say it's hard to be a president in my life.

Yu: don't worry about it, it's impossible at all.

Guo: I think so, too. Then I might as well go the other way with my uncle.

Yu: what road?

Guo: Look, you have to run me out and say it. I can't say I'm afraid they'll find out and arrest me. (loudly: I'm from the underworld. ) I can't say.

Yu: why don't you tell me? You shouted it out.

Guo: Do you know our group (one voice) knitting?

Yu: Still knitting (with one sound)?

Guo: Have you seen the movie Young and Dangerous? Have you seen it? Yeah, yeah, we're together. Does Hong Xing Society, the underworld in Hong Kong, know? I'll take Hong Xing's. But we are not the headquarters, we are from the branch. I'm from Niulanshan.

Yu: Erguotou, two bottles of Erguotou.

Guo: Our group (1) knits. You need me if you have something to do in the future.

Yu: what can I do for you?

Guo: Underworld. Look how black I'm dressed.

Yu: it's black for me, too.

Guo: I took your picture.

Yu: there is not so much opposition.

Guo: If something happens to you, you have to ask me.

Yu: What can I ask you?

Guo: Are you everything in Dont Ask For Help? Your family is fine? Let me give you an example. Hey, what's going on in your family? Sister-in-law, sister-in-law is not feeling well. Your wife has a prostate problem. Just like uncle Wang's.

Yu: where is uncle Wang?

Guo: I can't solve it.

Yu: No, women don't have this disease.

Guo: No? Your leg is broken, isn't it? Your leg is broken. The doctor will connect it for you. It's the other way around. The two of them hit their knees and rushed back. Go to the street, alas, (gesturing the dog to run)

Yu: What about the dog? It's a dog after hitting the knee, you know?

Guo: it's because of medical treatment.

Yu: it's called an accident.

Guo: I'll give you peace. I'll ask the doctor to change the glass in his house every day.

Yu: break a glass?

Guo: it's ok to throw excrement. But that's an extra charge,

Yu: Why?

Guo: Of course. Think about it. You feel different when you catch bricks and dung.

Yu: Oh, your underworld is really dirty. Let me tell you something.

Guo: If you have something to say, we are all cultivated people. It doesn't mean that you can get five people and six people as soon as you come up, no. When I first started this business, people looked down on me.

Yu: this is true for all lines.

Guo: He bullied me. A pair of faces are coming, pa ~

Yu: This is just a mouth?

Guo: a big mouth, people are tattooed with flowers, and these two hairtail.

Yu: Look carefully, two dragons play with pearls.

Guo: I wonder, too. I dare not answer back if I am beaten. People came in earlier than me. (Burying his face) Why did you hit me? Why don't you wear a hat? Do you think this is reasonable?

Yu: it doesn't matter.

Guo: that doesn't matter. you have to follow the rules in this business. Wear a hat the next day.

Y: That will do.

Guo: walk with a pair of faces, pa ~

Yu: still fight?

Guo: who told you to wear a hat? Where to reason? I have to find my uncle. He is a senior in this field. Give me advice, always bully me. Tell me about him. Walking to my uncle's door, I was talking to my uncle when I heard it. I hit him. What happened? My uncle said it was wrong. You hit someone for a reason. What do you mean, wearing a hat and not wearing a hat? You have to convince him. Do you know? For example, you can go face to face and tell him, go, find me a big girl, and he will find it for you. If you are fat, you can scold him. Why not find a thin one? Pa ~ find a thin one. Why don't you find a fat one? Bang ~ go! Find me a jacket. If you want to find a suit, hit him. Pa ~ Why don't you find a uniform? Got a uniform. Pa ~ Why not find a suit?

Yu: go looking for trouble.

Guo: as soon as I heard it, I couldn't go in, and my grandfather didn't turn to me. The next day, I met my face. Come here! What are you doing? What? Find me a big girl! Find a fat one and a thin one?

Yu: hey, it's blocked at both ends.

Guo: He was stunned. Huh? Find me a dress! A suit or a uniform? Oh! Pa ~ why don't you wear a hat?

Yu: well, I can hit you anyway.

Guo: I went to see my uncle. Can I quit? I quit this business. Your line of work is so unreasonable. Who would have thought it would come back? My uncle advised me: Never mind, take your time, you know, this is to exercise your psychological quality. Does it hurt to hit you? It hurts, practice! Practice beating, practice beating, and you will be able to be independent in the future. I'll teach you. Learn machetes first.

Yu: practice the knife first?

Guo: Chop people. I said I dare not, practice. (brandishing his right arm) Especially this arm, you can't do it without energy. This arm has to be strong, practice, brandish, hold a knife and chop. Usually this hand holds it and this hand splits it. You say there's a man here, and you just cut him with a knife. Don't do this when you start practicing. You hold a piece of noodles. Then you take a knife and practice.

Y: Do you put a pot in front when you practice?

Guo: (thinking and nodding) hmm

Yu: hmm? That's Daoxiao Noodles, you know? It's not hacking.

Guo: Practicing. During the day, I practice this in my uncle's unit, and I practice it with him. Practice knives during the day and palms at night. How to practice the palm? My uncle has a practice room, but I can't see it. It's full of smoke. The beaten people are all lying down, naked, and my uncle wraps his hand with a towel for fear of hurting people. (Back rubbing) Ha, ha, the beaten people shouted, "Oh, man, ha!"

Yu: In your job, you shave during the day and take a bath at night.

Guo: practise!

Yu: What do you practice?

Guo: I also practice running, which is a light skill. What if the police chase you? Run, get up at four o'clock in the morning, and go out to practice flying skills. As soon as I came out, the police came over. Hey, call me. I don't have a loss in my heart. There's no such thing. Although I know I'm a gangster, he doesn't.

Yu: I just know.

Guo: why? Is morning exercise not allowed? Xu, go back and put on your pants.

Yu: nothing came out naked.

Guo: it's getting fierce.

Yu: You are too aggressive.

Guo: Run, run home, and run to Kunming Lake. Alas, when can I wade across the water like the ancient people?

That's lightness skill. . . . . I'll do it. Watch this. Sigh at the water. There's an expert, boy. Are you willing to learn? I'll teach you, go back to practice, tie sandbags on your legs, run every day, and the sandbags are getting heavier every day. You can play here for three months without any problem, and you have achieved flying skills. Master, I thank you! Go back and get sandbags, run every day, the sandbags get heavier every day, and finally untie this body as light as a swallow. When I came to Kunming Lake, I practiced for three months, and I stood here steaming past, with no water on me.

Yu: good kung fu!

Guo: it's frozen in winter.