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1. Men should like fleshy girls. Those who like bones are dogs.

2. Some people take exams by strength, others by eyesight and others by imagination. In short, they all rely on personal ability.

3. The number one scholar in Hubei is a couple, and I saw this signature explode decisively.

4. I like you. It's none of your business. Try it if you like me.

5. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the result of my hard work to others?

6. The main reason why I can't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will definitely study hard.

7. Fight one-on-one. Although I will lose by force, I will never lose to you mentally.

8. The small shop next to the school carries all our childhood dreams.

9. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and picking up ten dollars is happier than getting married.

1. While others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

11. Me Before You My world was dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

12. I thought I was evil, but only when I got to know him did I know that there were few people who were better than me.

13. You'd better not use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

14. When the day puts the night on the bed again, the sun is born.

15. My mother said: The prodigal son won't change the gold when he returns. Whoever gives me the gold, I will change it.

when I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

17. Dear, don't play with your bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you and give you three sticks?

18. I can't attend your wedding. I will definitely go to my funeral.

19. I remember when I was a child, I said the most: I won't play with you.

2. Men are like the food in the campus canteen: it's not delicious, but if you go late, it's gone.

21. Please don't call me an otaku. Please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

22. The school is not a funeral parlour, so look up the list of remains! What mourning clothes and trousers are you still wearing?

23. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be renamed GoodBye?

24. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student, and a warden called a teacher.

25. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Isn't there a wife in the old lady's cake?

26. Nothing is free these days. Even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

27. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and beat me.

28. I don't know how many notes I have changed for you, but I know that I have finally returned from the initial name and surname.

3. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other, and then I will have many children.

31. The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

32. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

33. If you marry a wife, you should marry Xiao Shao; if you make friends, you should make friends; if you are a man, you'd better be Qiao Feng; if you come out, you'll get Wei Xiaobao.

34. After many years, if you marry, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

35. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but an enemy.

36. Young man, I came to see you through time and space. Why haven't you arrived in front of me yet?

37. Love does not hurt people, but people hurt themselves. Love does not commit iniquity, but people commit iniquity. If the sky doesn't trick people, the brain will be funny.

38. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw such a slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

39. I treat you as a friend, and you treat me as a fool, and I'm not easy to mess with.

4. When I was a child, I ate watermelons with sharp tips, but I stopped eating them where there were seeds.

41. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

42. Dear: You should know that this summer, only mosquitoes will never leave you.

43. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

44. Yes, the cheating in this exam was very successful, and it can have a perfect ending.

45. Either study or travel, the body and soul must be on the road.

46. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God!

47. In fact, I have worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

48. Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

49. Looking at the face of the head teacher makes Russia feel the urge to drop out of school. How can we study?

5. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find I worry too much.

51. Don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out. You can't see what you look like.

52. There is only one earth, so everyone should take care of it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

53. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

54. I'm sorry for your life, because I've never treated you well.

55. I have drunk so much Youlemei milk tea, and I have never seen Jay Chou ask me who I am.

56. If I can control myself, I will definitely hold back my heart of eating goods.

57. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

58. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three of your legs are thin.

59. Be a carefree foodie, and be a fool with no attachments.

6. I want to be your heart. If you piss me off, I won't jump. Domineering and funny WeChat signature

1: When you have a new circle, I hope you won't forget who accompanied you through that sparsely populated time.

2: I hope that I can be the first person you want to talk to and the first person you can rely on when you encounter pain.

3: May we fight hard for ten years, and strive to become a rich man who smells like copper in Do not forget your initiative mind.

4: Remember, if you don't know how to refuse, it's mostly stupid kindness.

5: A person's thoughts will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

6: No one is born with a good temper. Being nice to you is really because you are very important.

7:- put away your insincerity and roll all the way towards the sun.

8: Smoking hurts until you can't speak before shouting I love you until you feel distressed.

9: Remember to call me when you are sad, even if we are not together.

1: I like screen shots because I'm afraid I'll never hear that again.

11: Some encounters are just a misunderstanding, so we should be glad to lose them.

12: I have a little secret that makes me cry.

13: My ears are hard to say. Speak up when you like me.

14: I have never had the talent to please.

15: You are so beautiful. I want you.

16: How can I make my ex regret my secret love and make my current face grow?

17: I hope you will get more and more.

18: You just care about being cute, and I'm responsible for giving candy.

19: People who are easy to fall in love are alcoholics.

2: I'm still the cutest in the world.

21: How can you be so cute? You are 1, times cuter than pink marshmallows and soft rabbits. I like you so much.

22: I forgive everyone for thinking that everyone will die eventually. What people do is romantic

24: I like to stroke your long hair with my palm. Look you in the eye and say sweet nothings.

25: If you don't care, you have to fight for three points. Then why should you forgive others?

26: It's really lucky to be able to stay in bed, cry, be crazy and be surrounded by friends and relatives.

27: Don't bully me, I'll make you cry.

28: Come with me and let's make waves.

29: There is no shortage of cold drinks and flying skirts this summer, except for you.

31: Life is unhappy in nine cases out of ten, and there are often more bumpy roads than in sunshine avenue.

32: I am no longer a child. A lollipop can't coax me to get at least three.

33: I like the color of the sky, the smell of the deep wind and your voice.

34: I don't want to grow up alone. I want you to accompany me. Not many, really as long as I have you.

36: Now reading a calendar is the same as reading a critically ill notice

37: There are two kinds of people in the world, one is good-looking and the other is ugly, and you are ugly in the middle.

38: Now that I'm here, I'll kowtow before I go.

39: People say I'm an iceberg and can't smile, but I smile for you.

4: Look, I'm drunk. I'm drunk, and I'm full of your eyes. All the green hills are not poetry.

41: Don't like others. Like me. After all, I'm cute.

42: People with long legs are called New Year's Eve. People with short legs can only be called "Jumping Year"

43: It's not your toilet that shakes your face when you look at it. Why should you pretend to be happy when you eat shit? 44: Recently, the wind was so strong that you almost blew your sweetheart away. 45: It's better to sleep with you than a spring breeze.

46: I hope your parents can be as cool as you.

47: Except. 48. I thought later that if I don't delay you, someone else will delay you. Then I'm not willing to delay you.

49. Please close the doors and windows when the typhoon comes. In case I am blown to your home, I won't leave.

5. Be a layman who is greedy for money and lustful.

51. I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to turn around, because only in this way can the sun shine more evenly.

52. The rest of the time, I am

53: laughing and chatting with you, touching your face and blooming flowers in your eyes. When did you look so good? 54: You are so cute. Find a chance to fall in love with you another day. 55: I know I'm bored. As long as you say leave me alone, I won't pay attention to you even if you kneel down and beg me in the future.

excellent girls, even with a chest.

love money, love life, and love me more.

people laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at people who can't see through it.

if it's so sweet, I'll eat it.

It's all about you.

Dad's happiness is beyond your imagination.

Your wife is timid. What's wrong with me sleeping with her?

you can scold me, but if you do, please hit my friend.

with a hammer in his hand, everyone looks like a nail.

aren't young women talented? Are you talented?

Your appearance just tells me that you are gullible.

there is no advantage but it is more valuable than you.

I want to cultivate immortality, and I am lawless.

you are excellent, but it's a pity that my opponent is me.

I hope you have a sweet dream. I mean, dream about me.

I'm a poor student. If I get a girl's love, I'll die.

love is a light, and the green one makes you panic.

Anyway, to live is to die, so I'll wait for you.

Wise SHEN WOO is calm and wise, and can do anything in the world.

if you please your son, you will die.

wear clothes with texture and find men with quality.

how gentle the night is, take a sip on your face.

I don't have time to haggle with you. I'm busy being cute.

a bitch with a dog will last forever.

lock you up with me and ravage you day and night.

it's a comfort to watch you have a bad life.

My opponent is me. Don't struggle, surrender.

you still think it's enjoyment to be in cahoots with the wicked.

it's no use peeking. you can't forget me, you have to admit it.

I hope I will be better than Chen Duxiu in the examination room tomorrow.

you're just an afterthought loser.

The pigsty is empty, but you are on earth.

I have no heart to fuck and no one to fuck.

save your energy, you can't handle me.

I'm so cute, are you sure you don't want to?

what birds sing and what people do.

I am a three-good student: eat well, drink well and play well.

there is no advantage, but it looks more valuable than you.

am I pure, or are you dirty?

since ancient times, heroes have never asked for a way out. I am your father regardless of age.

Go home early. Recently, there are many pigs stolen. I am worried about you.

There are many kinds of amorous feelings ahead, and gay friends treasures all the way.

What love doesn't love? I wish you all a quick fortune.

except me, who likes you will die.

I haven't grown up, so you can't be old. Girls' version of the beloved and funny personality game signature

Teenager, the lies you told are so intoxicating that I almost took every word seriously.

there will be a young man riding in white, who will accompany me to the end of the world in this life.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now after 5 years.

Other children have gone home, so why don't you pick me up?

I love you with all my wisdom and life.

Life is not just about the present, but also about my ex's wedding invitations

I am not a good person, but I have a sincere heart.

I want to have a dream for the rest of my life. It's all about you.

Unless there are white bones in the loess, I'll keep you safe for a hundred years.

Be good. I'll kiss you.

Live like a spongebob, and annoy annoying people with happiness.

I don't want to be bored with each other.

I'm 84 years away from a hundred years of loneliness

At this age, money.