1. The teacher always calls me a troublemaker, so who are my classmates?

2. Don’t wait, your lover won’t come. He is a piece of trash who spends all day online eating chicken.

3. Later, I finally understood through tears that some people cannot lose weight once they gain weight.

4. When the invigilator said to put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium, I really wanted to put myself on it.

5. Only a fat body can carry my heavy soul.

6. When I was more than ten years old, some people got out of singlehood and some got out of poverty, but I got rid of the reins and ran wildly on the road of sex like a husky.

7. Whenever I see someone showing off, I always lower my head silently. It’s not that I have good qualities, it’s that I’m looking for a brick.

8. Today I suddenly discovered that love in junior high school died from changing seats, high school died from class placement, and college died from graduation. But I am neither of them. Until now, I have no shame in falling in love and died from looks.

9. You can’t wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your messages, but red envelopes can!

10. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

11. Everyone praises me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time.

12. God gave me ten delicate jade fingers, but I use them to pick my nose.

13. If you feel nauseous and retching while brushing your teeth, stop brushing in front of the mirror.

14. I once had a pair of wings, but instead of flying in the sky, I put them in a pot to stew soup.

15. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

16. My mother has told me since I was little that I shouldn’t make friends who are neither trivial nor trivial. I think I have done this, and I have done it very well. Because all my friends are very stupid.

17. I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating deliciously. This is called connotation.

18. The most romantic thing I can think of is eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

19. When I fall down on the street and people around me laugh at me, I get up and fall down a few more times to make them laugh to death.

20. When a girl is as young as a flower, you grow into a succulent. You must remember that you are a fairy and you drink dew, so you can no longer eat it.