Recently, many people are very interested in "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio". If you really read "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", you will find that this novel is not only scary but also very dirty. It is still very interesting. Oh, then some people have also asked, which is the most dirty story in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio? And how to translate it? This question is quite interesting, let’s analyze it together!
Some people say that "Mr. Wei" is one of the dirty stories in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, but in fact it is not the case. There are more weird and incomprehensible stories that make people exclaim again and again. , I have also listed some for you below, and those who are interested can also take a look!
1. Wei Gongzi
For example, the old driver in the story "Wei Gongzi" has a driving speed comparable to Ximen Qing. He has had countless sex partners in his life, and they are both men and women. But later he met The pedophile and the prostitute turned out to be his own sons and daughters respectively! Oh my god, Yaoshou, he often walked by the river, and finally had orthopedics. The most outrageous thing is that after knowing that he had committed the crime of incest, this mourning sick man veteran driver.
He actually killed his daughter with his own hands: Shen Weiniang, a musical performer, was extremely elegant and loved to stay and marry. ...Answer: "My mother was a famous prostitute in the 17th year. There was a young master from Xianyang who had the same surname as the young master. She stayed for three months to make an alliance and get married. When the young master left, I gave birth to my concubine in the eighth month. Because her name was Wei, my concubine's last name was also. When the young master left, , presented a golden mandarin duck, but there was no sound after leaving..." Hearing this, the young master was so ashamed that he suddenly lit up the lamp, called Wei Niang to drink, secretly placed it in a poisonous cup, Wei Niang swallowed it, and groaned. hiss. If everyone gathers to watch, he will be dead. ——"Mr. Wei"
In "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", monsters are not all evil creatures with strange powers that make people unapproachable. They also have human nature, know cold and heat, and have indescribable interactions with humans. In a sense, Pu Songling is also an animal protectionist.
2. Fuhu
There is a story in "Fuhu". An unlucky boy who was entangled by a fox demon met an old Chinese doctor and said, "I can save you." The medicine that came out turned out to be an aphrodisiac, so the younger brother took the medicine and started to have sex with the fox. He was so powerful that he intimidated his partner, so naturally he would not be harmed by the fox demon!
Tai Shi was charmed by the fox. , disease and infertility. ...There is a bell doctor outside the door, claiming that he can subdue foxes. Taishi Yanzhi came in. Adding medicine is the best way to achieve surgery in the room. After the order is obeyed, the relationship between man and fox is irresistible. When a fox makes a move, he begs for help; if he doesn't listen, he becomes more courageous if he advances. ——"Fu Hu"
After Pu Songling finished writing this story, he commented with gusto. He said that he had a friend in his hometown whose penis was as big as Lao Ai in the Qin Dynasty. You read that right. Lao Ai, who is rumored to be Qin Shihuang's wild father, pretends to be an eunuch, but Tintin can turn wheels, claiming to have "wheel skills" and "wheel turning skills": A certain living person in Yuxiang in the past was known to have Lao Ai's eyes. ...I stayed in an orphanage at night, and suddenly a running girl came in without opening the door. I knew the fox in my heart, and I happily played with it. Jinxu is solved immediately and goes straight to the point. The fox was frightened and in pain, and screamed loudly, like an eagle taking off its gōu, and flew away through the window... This is a really fierce general in attacking the fox! - "Fu Hu"
Pu Songling's little talent in this regard The allusion is very clever. It is this old driver who is so capable that he makes the vixen "overwhelmed", and he can be called a "fierce fox-challenging general". "Bai Suzhen under the Qingcheng Mountain, has been cultivating this body in the cave for thousands of years~", Bai Suzhen This song was sung by the lady when she appeared on the stage
3. Qingcheng Woman
There is also a "Qingcheng Woman" in "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" about the mysterious murder case of Qingcheng Mountain. Rumor has it that The strange phenomenon of husbands dying suddenly after marriage often occurs in the local area. The suspects and their wives are thrown into jail. It turns out that they are all girls who are hybrids between snakes and humans. Among them, the women are mostly snakes, and they give birth to girls with sharp beaks. There is something like a snake tongue in the vagina. When it reaches the vertical position, the tongue comes out. Once it enters the vaginal canal, the man will immediately die due to yang detachment.
——"The Women of Qingcheng"
These kind-hearted girls do not know that unintentionally sticking out their snake tongues during love will cause the man's yang to explode and die. But is this the original sin of birth? Is it because of his own congenital defects that he cannot get love? Pu Songling is tolerant in this matter and chooses to forgive. Some people say that polygamy was a system in ancient China. In fact, it was not. It should be called monogamy and polygamy. , the status of a concubine and a wife are completely different. There is no choice in terms of personal freedom or love. However, in Pu Songling's eyes, love can be polyamorous and mutually equal.
4. Lianxiang
"Lianxiang" tells the story of Sang Sheng, who was broad-minded and heroic by nature, and fell in love with two women. One was named Lianxiang, and she was a woman with " One of the prostitutes named Yan'er is a little lolita with "drying sleeves and long hair". Lianxiang said: "I am a concubine because of love, and my luxuriant quality was lost in one day." I don't mind being humble, and I would like to serve you as a pillow. The meaning of "Wei Rui Zhi Zhi" here is the soft, white and tender virgin body, and she gave the shoes to Sang Sheng after the date: this concubine's private parts were written, and she touched her feet to express her longing for her. This plot is quite charming, but in fact Lianxiang is a fox demon, and Yan'er is a female ghost who has died long ago. They are also jealous of each other but will not kill each other. Sang Sheng is getting thinner because Yan'er took away his essence. , Lianxiang went through all kinds of troubles to find the medicine guide, and the next point is coming. In addition to the love triangle between the fox and the ghost killer Kazuo, there is also the foot fetish plot in the middle, and at the end there is a beauty's saliva used as the medicine guide. Gorgeous plot! The medicine that Lianxiang found must be Yan'er's saliva. When she was shy and hesitant, Lianxiang also joked: I'm usually very good at talking, so why should I be stingy now? It means: You are usually very good at talking. Okay, let’s not be stingy in order to save our husband today.
5. Fox Couplet
Regarding the double flight, the description in "Fox Couplet" is also very funny. It is said that two fox fairy sisters gave the scholar a couplet: The same body in 1898, the belly stops owing. a little. The scholar looked confused, and the two sisters said: We are already missing, so why not challenge them both. Then he smiled and walked away. You are such a silly nerd. This "why not double challenge" is obviously two sisters who want to fly with you! In that era, Pu Songling's outlook on life can be said to be very open, and both BL and Lily are indispensable. .
6. Chang'e
In "Chang'e", it is written that the female fox kissed the fairy's feet: she raised her head, held the phoenix hook in her mouth, and touched it slightly with her teeth. "Phoenix hook" is used to describe a woman's small and crooked feet. This picture is a perfect erotic lily blockbuster.
7. Chivalry
In "Chivalry", there is also a story about a scholar who was taken in by a beautiful male fox as a prostitute, and then fell in love with the heroine and was rescued by her. In the bisexual plot, one day when I was sitting in the restaurant, a young man came to ask for a painting. He was very beautiful and had a strange meaning. ... After a little familiarity, he gradually began to ridicule him, and even if he hugged him raw, he wouldn't refuse, so he kept it private.
——"Chivalry Girl"
8. Feng Sanniang
In "Feng Sanniang", there is a story of "invisible marriage" in the Qing Dynasty. The wealthy girl Fan Shiniang and The fox fairy Feng Sanniang fell in love at first sight and exchanged tokens at the Bon Bon Festival. In such a typical scene of encounter between a talented man and a beautiful woman, the two beautiful girls ignited a burning love for each other, so Feng Sanniang decided to help her lover The couple went on a blind date. After the pain of lovesickness and the obstruction of her family, Fan Shiniang lost all hope and chose to commit suicide. However, she was saved by Feng Sanniang with magic and fell in love with a new scholar. Fan Shiniang married in name, but in order to stay He kept his lesbian partner and even got her drunk to have sex with her husband. He said that he was following the example of Empress E and Nvying in serving Emperor Shun, but the real reason was that he hoped that the two girls could be together forever!
9. Shang Sanguan
Nowadays, it is fashionable to play "gender swap" in the second dimension. In fact, Pu Songling has already become addicted to hand-swapping in "Shang Sanguan". A certain rich man fell in love with a beautiful young singer, and he did everything possible to She teased him and invited him to stay overnight. Unexpectedly, before he started doing business in the middle of the night, the singing boy drew his sword and beat the rich man to death. Then he hanged himself. It turned out that the boy was disguised as the daughter of an enemy. This was the Qing Dynasty version of filial piety Mulan. Ah!
The most important thing is, how did everyone find out that the dead boy was a girl? When everyone moved the jade body to the court, they felt that his socks and shoes were empty; (xì, refers to the feet) is like a hook, covering a woman. When I was moving the body, I felt that the shoes were empty. When I took them off, I found that inside were a pair of curved three-inch golden lotuses!
10. Shemale
Pu Songling is still in "Shemale" "A similar story was written in "Wanbaojun", who was obsessed with lust and robbed women, and accidentally obtained a beautiful woman, but found out that she was a "cross-dresser" disguised as a man. It turned out that the other party was a transvestite named Erxi, who liked to dress up as women. They did very dirty things. Neither of them were good birds. In a self-defeating situation, Wanbaojun was seduced by Erxi's beauty (male beauty) and castrated him and kept him by his side to serve. Don't ask me why, this is love!