2. I was drunk at night. Wine made you drunk, you made me drunk, and we were poor.
I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.
4. Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
Eating less than one meal every day can save a lot of money over time, which can be saved for treating stomach problems in the future.
6. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?
7. "Hey, please excuse me" and "You are blocking my chest, how can others come in".
8. Do you think this is the low point of life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall!
9. I went shopping today and saw a big comb. The price is right, and it feels good to comb. As a result, I looked at the sign: dogs only. Then quietly put the comb down.
10. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and being fat and thin is in the sky. If God wants me to be fat, I will leave it to fate!
1 1. Don't comfort me. Look in the mirror and you'll be in a good mood. Don't disturb everyone.
12. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that can't be reached are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.
13. Don't blame "beauty is easy to get old. Husband is easy to run ",because" you spend too little money and give up your beauty ".
14. People's minds will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.
15. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.
16. Even if it's just a broken jar, I will fall louder than others.
17. You are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?
18. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.
19. Although you can't grow taller, you can continue to gain weight!
20. What is youth? Who hasn't been young! Are you old? Really.
2 1. If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.
22. When I fell down in the street and people around me laughed at me, I got up and fell several times, laughing them to death.
23. Don't ask me how I'm doing. It's not like I don't have Alipay.
24. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
25. Your sweetheart will find you in a black pepper pizza with strawberry marshmallows on his feet and fried chicken legs in his hand. You must wait.
26. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.
27. You have your online red face, and I have my baby fat, not very red, but very fat!
28. The principle of eating goods is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.
29. In my mother's eyes, the origin of all diseases is because I don't drink water, eat vegetables and go to bed early.
30. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. You catch it, you can't catch it, and it's gone.
3 1. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.
Dear, I tell you, love can be talked about slowly, and the meat must be eaten while it is hot.
33. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.
34. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer 10 yuan to me, and you have paid successfully.
35. Real soldiers, poor idolaters, ugly faces, fat gluttony, stay up late when they are sleepy, and don't do their homework when they die.
36. Some people say I am handsome. I want to thank my parents here. If they hadn't given me a pair of good players, I would have made myself so handsome.
37. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.
When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
39. It's good to marry Tang Yan and be able to afford skin care products for yourself. If you can't afford it, eat it as a skin care product.
40. The world is bigger than what you lack.
4 1. A beautiful skin is 3,100 nights, and an interesting soul wants a house and a car.
42. What's the point of keeping you in the dark? I'd better hide you in the quilt.
43. Some people say that finding someone you like just likes you, which is happier than winning 10 million lottery tickets. I'm different. I still prefer to win10 million.
44. Be nice to yourself once in a while. It is not unnatural to steal a little lazy and a little crazy.
45. The current network often gives me the illusion that people all over the world are rich, but I don't.
46. It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, and it only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.
47. Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.
48. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?
49. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.
50. There is no second time in this world. A broken mirror is going to hit the ground.