1. Once you have it, you will never forget that kind of inner desire, that kind of uncontrollable impulse, that kind of mistake that you want to hold in your hand and never give up. People are fragile, and when you are hurt and hurt, there are too many disappointments and helplessness. It has become a habit to miss your heartache!

2. Sometimes, nothing will last forever.

3. You are snowing heavily in the bright sun in the south, and I feel like spring in the cold night in the north.

4. If I can make it before dark, I will forget your eyes.

5. You are the person beyond my three-minute fever.

6. There is no need to cater to anyone or please anyone. A person is neither very happy nor very sad.

7. There are trees in the forest, but there are branches in the wood. I'm glad to see you, but I don't know you.

8. Even though I am a princess in everyone's heart, I am still nothing in your heart.

9. We have also made misunderstandings about the deep gap, but I am still fearless.

11. Giving up my heart means that I am at risk of injury. But the world is so big, if there is no one willing to show my heart, it will be even more sad. Only the heart can be exchanged for the heart.

11, plain is true, that's right, but it should be plain after passion, then passion again, and then plain. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

12. Now, will you still take that beautiful path?

13, how can you understand the feeling of tossing and turning for someone who doesn't like you at all

14, I am so timid that I can't even say I like you.

15, you should be like an indifferent adult, and don't let your emotions be kidnapped easily. Don't fly with joy because of a few sweet words, and don't fall to the bottom because of missing someone's news. Happiness is found by yourself, not given by others.

16. We agreed never to leave. Why am I the only one left in the same place?

17. Love is an emotion, and quarreling is another emotion. The two emotions can coexist, and people who are more likely to fall in love are more likely to be provoked instead of quarreling, relying on tolerance. A person only has the ability to love, but has no tolerance. In the end, he naturally falls in love and quarrels.

18. If you have a dream, you should pursue it bravely. Don't be afraid of being lonely. At least you still have yourself.

19. A poor man can't finish a dream all his life. He's not talking to anyone about the island he met.

21. Actually, it's not so melodramatic. I just thought of you inadvertently, and then I began to cramp in that part of my heart.

21. How painful it is to miss him without disturbing him.

22. The deepest loneliness is not darkness, but that you can only see yourself.

23. I don't think that when people are mature, they are more and more tolerant and can accept everything. On the contrary, I think it should be a process of gradual elimination. Know what is most important to you. Know what unimportant things are. Then, be a simple person. Forrest Gump

24. If you feel sad in your heart, please let go with a smile.

25. There are many things in life. Those that can be forgotten are called the past, and those that cannot be forgotten are called memories. A person's loneliness, sometimes, is difficult to hide for too long. If time is too long, people will become silent. At that time, some old feelings could not be found back. Perhaps, when a tireless journey is over, only those who stand at the end will feel tired. In fact, I have always understood that it is not easy to keep company with one person all the time. Haizi

26. I can't stop thinking about you after eating dazzling

27. I only miss you when I do one thing, that is, breathing.

28, because his heart has long been deserted, his heart can no longer hold a home.

29. Love is like a gust of wind, which blows it away.

31. Affection has never been disappointed, and only fickle feelings will be missed repeatedly.

31. Ask that person to say goodbye to life and death for thousands of times, and be happy with you and stay with you forever. In a word, classic funny quotations _ I'm so laughing that I can't stop

1 I'm not a fucking god! I can't look like you love!

2 The house price is getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men.

if three people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people attack me, I will be angry!

4 playing in the community last night, the ball got stuck in the basket and we couldn't reach it. I saw a buddy walking lightly, wearing headphones, and a run-up dropped the racket. Then in our adoring eyes, we silently picked up the mobile phone that fell in half on the ground.

5 two tigers can't be accommodated in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

6 Put the used toothpick back into the toothpick jar and shake it. Later, I went to a restaurant to eat and found that many people have the same habits.

7 whether you fart or dumb, you should admit it immediately after farting.

8 The most glorious moment of the apple was that it hit Newton on the head.

9 None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

11 using Xiali as a Ferrari will kill you, boy.

a classic funny quote _ Laughing to death, I can't stop at all

11 The so-called threshold is the door after passing, and the threshold after failing.

12 if you make trouble without reason, you will get something!

13 heroes don't ask for a way out, while hooligans don't look at their age.

14 look at you! Looking at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn your head and scare off a million heroes.

15 I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

16 Life is like dry stool. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

17 advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this!

18 people can play with their nose bubbles if they are bored. .

19 it's okay if you cry hard, our water meter has long since stopped working.

21 Part I: How worried are China men's Olympics? Part Two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. No one can shoot

21. I am not happy when I weigh myself. I want to eat when I am unhappy!

22 if you don't go bad in debauchery, you will metamorphose in silence.

23 Three elements of success: 1. Persistence; 2, shameless; 3. Insist on being shameless. Did you do it?

24 people always cheat themselves, because it's easier than cheating others.

25 people are as good as their word. I won't pay back the money if I say no!

26 Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know!

27 You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

28 I know that all things must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet!

29 At sunrise, the East China Sea will set in the West Mountain, and there will be one day of sorrow and one day of joy. People are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable if they don't get bogged down in things.

31 I've grown my hair and my worries. Don't think that an old woman is not a monk because she has long hair. In fact, I have been thinking about the teacher in the arms of the Taoist priest.

31 Even David Beckham doesn't know, how dare you talk to me about basketball!

32 The teacher said, if you don't study hard now, you'll fill in the blanks in the future. Study hard now, and you'll find multiple-choice questions in the future!

33 No one born is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death is born, so don't pretend to be TM!

34 Many people have jumped off buildings recently, so be careful not to be hit.

35 live well or die quickly.

36 Tang's monk meat can live forever. I wonder if Tang's monk excrement has the same effect?

37 reading today, I was depressed to see that Emperor Kangxi had become the king of a country at the age of twenty-three. But when I saw that Emperor Tongzhi had been dead for four years at the age of 23, I was in balance.

38 The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.

39 the world is full of wind and cloud, and when it enters the Jianghu, it will be destroyed by years. When you are talking and laughing, you can't live a drunken life!

41 Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently!

if brother 41 dies, please burn me a sister.

42 water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

43 as soon as someone respects me, I begin to doubt the dignity of human beings.

44 I can fry oil if I put your words in the oil pan, haha ...

45 Rape the Japanese on the moon and let the people on earth tell it!

46 in public, I often choose to be polite, but in private, I often insult my manners. 41 funny sayings in one sentence _ You can't stop laughing

1. Life is like fighting the landlord, and when you are just a group, you are the enemy.

2. My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, I burst into tears.

3. Some people test by strength, others by eyesight, and I test by rich imagination.

4. Love that is not based on marriage is hooliganism.

5. Don't push me, or I will become great and get out of hand.

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass, and my future is bright, but I can't find a way out

7. Being pregnant is like being pregnant, and it takes a long time for people to see it.

8. I look at the time in the morning not to see what time it is, but to see how long I can sleep.

9. As long as you are thin, everything is versatile; if you are fat, everything is useless.

11. Although the bird is small, it plays with the whole sky.

11. When you look at beautiful women in the street, if you look higher, you will appreciate them; if you look lower, you will be hooligans.

12. A letter is a letter. If you don't believe it, you don't believe it. You can return it to WeChat.

13. Everyone is original when he is born. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

14, my advantage: the courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

15. In this age of promiscuity, a dear is just a hello at best!

16. Even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.

17. In the days when there are no women, I take pleasure in flirting with men.

18, time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women can't be spared; Opportunity waits for no one, first of all, you can't wait for a man.

19, whenever I have enough to eat and drink, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.

21. Being young is capital, but not working hard is worthless.

21. What makes me proud and proud is that up to now, the earth is still trampled by me.

22. It will be dark and the road will be slippery. I don't know who is more cunning than you on the way home.

23. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable.

24. When you flip a coin, you will surf the Internet on the front, and sleep on the back. When you stand up, you will do your homework.

25. A woman is always strong for a few days, even if she is bleeding.

26. Examination results are announced: laugh if you do well in the exam, and don't cry or laugh if you don't do well in the exam.

27. I want to ask: We all paid money at school. Shouldn't teachers be allowed to listen to us?

28. If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

29. What I can't extricate myself from is love, and there are radishes in other people's fields.

31. My life creed is: live like a grandson for several decades, till you become a grandfather and then die.

31. I am like grass, and I can't extricate myself.

32. My friends who are iron will melt as soon as they are burned.

33. Don't give me a hard look. You think you are a palette.

34. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

35. Give me a woman and I will create a nation! Give you a sow, and the price of meat will fall next year?

36. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.

37. You think you will be in my heart for a long time. I tell you, you think too much.

38. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

39. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

41. It's not that I don't want to lose weight. I'm just afraid of rebounding. 31 phrases that can't stop laughing

Guide: I went to Sanya with my husband that year, and I wore a robot cat couple costume on the day I went to the ends of the earth. I asked a kind-hearted grandfather to take a photo for us in front of the lover tree. After filming, grandpa handed me the camera and asked, "Are you from the same unit?"

1. Dad has an old rival at work, which happens to have a son two years older than me. One day at dinner, my father suddenly said to me, "Daughter, why don't you go out with the old man's son? This will definitely make his family restless!"

2. I'm nearsighted. I didn't wear glasses when I went out once. I saw a woman in front carrying a bag decorated with a white background and blue tassels, which was particularly beautiful. I felt that it matched the lake green dress I bought, so I ran up and said, "Your bag is very beautiful. Where did you buy it?" As a result, I took a closer look: two green onions were hung in a plastic bag.

3. The woman who just entered the entertainment circle asked weakly, "When having sex with an actor, will that actor have a physiological reaction?" If so, how can we avoid embarrassment? " The senior actress in the entertainment circle said: "If there is no response, it will be embarrassing!"

4. An idiot colleague said that his girlfriend broke up recently, and another colleague comforted him: There are actually many ways to please girls. Since you are not handsome enough and attractive enough, your temperament has not precipitated, and you can't even spend more time with her at work, so you might as well earn more money and try a new girlfriend.

5. It scared me to death. I had a nightmare just now. I dreamed that my wife divorced me and the house was awarded to her. I wiped the sweat from my head and took a look at her sleeping beside me. I finally felt relieved. It was dawn, so I went to sleep again. It's too hot in TM. I have to find a ventilated overpass to sleep tomorrow and give her some air. It's flat ... < p