2. When do you like to drink soda? Answer: When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda).
There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? -answer: sink into the bottom of the river.
4. What has two heads, six legs, a tail and seven hands, and it barks while walking? -Answer: Monster.
Three people go to the fields together, but one of them always stands there without doing anything. Why? Answer: That's a scarecrow.
6. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? -Answer: Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.
7. What fakes are people willing to buy? -Answer: wigs, dentures.
8. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? Answer: Because this female bee is in love with the net.
9. Who makes money by luck every day? -Answer: Gas delivery workers.
10, most people eat with their left and right hands, right? -Answer: What do you want to do with your mouth?