Selected brain teasers
1. What animal will always be rich second generation? Answer: Leopard, because it was born with dark brown spots all over it.
2. Fahai wants to commit suicide, the white lady said, then bite me. Why? Answer: Because biting your tongue (snake) will kill you.
3. Who will the bystanders help when soy sauce and vinegar fight? Answer: I will help vinegar, because they are all here to make soy sauce.
4. Why did Tengu have a stomachache after stealing the moon? Answer: I will have a stomachache, because I will give birth in 10.
5. Usually the female third party is called Xiaosan, but what is the male third party's name? Answer: Xiao Wang, because there is one more.
6. What is actually square, but we usually pronounce it round? A: The RMB is the legal tender in People's Republic of China (PRC) and Chinese mainland, with a rectangular shape and a unit of RMB (Yuan).
7. What competitions do people usually take part in? Answer: Abacus competition, because everyone is abacus.
8. What athletes are most likely to lose face on the playground? A: Wrestlers wrestle with each other, and according to certain rules, they use various techniques, techniques and methods to fall their opponents.
9. KFC and McDonald's are inseparable. How to describe this relationship? Answer: Homosexual relationship has both foundation and fatigue (old), of course it is homosexuality.
10. Why is the moon round over Bao Zheng's head? Answer: Because Bao Zheng Jr. has a full moon.
1 1. What operation has a survival rate of only half? Answer: Abortion, because only one mother and fetus survive.
12. If there was no moon on Bao Zheng's forehead, who would he become? Answer: It will become Yue Fei, because the moon flies away.
13. Why did Chen Sheng launch a peasant uprising? Answer: Because Bobby Chen's rebellion is a SLR, Nima's playing SLR will ruin his life.
14. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because the sea of Dharma is boundless (whip)
15. Who is the legend of Li Jian sung to? A: When Nezha misses you, you are in your mind.
Who invented adult diapers? Answer: It was invented by Bao Zheng, because adult diapers are for adults.
17. Xiaoming needs a dollar to buy watermelons. Why did the boss give the old plate money and then give him a dollar? Answer: The boss gave him a watermelon.
18. Why did Yang Guo jump off a cliff? Answer: Because Yang Guo's father is Yang Kang (Foxconn), Yang Guo wants to jump off a cliff.
19. What animal is suitable for being a waiter? Answer: Peacock likes to open the screen (bottle), so peacock is suitable to be a waiter.
20. Why is the Monkey King a female monkey? Answer: It will have dysmenorrhea, because when Tang Yan recites the scriptures, the Monkey King will roll in pain, and it will have dysmenorrhea.
2 1. Xiaoyun and Ahua are married. Why are they still secretly dating? Answer: They are dating someone else.
22. Johns stop whoring and make a historic answer: boycott Japanese goods.
23. After Superman and Superman do push-ups, there is a hole and two holes in the ground. What's going on here? Answer: Superman uses one hand and Superman uses two hands.
24. For a bachelor, having a good wife at home is the greatest happiness; So, for married men, what is the greatest happiness answer: bachelor.
25. Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what card can win a woman's heart best? Answer: Credit card.
Interesting brain teaser
1. ninth marriage, enter the name of a city. Answer: Paris.
2. A small stick, take it out and put it in your mouth. The more you peck, the redder it becomes. What's the answer? Smoking.
Why doesn't Xiao Wang spend a penny on his wife? Answer: Dream of getting married.
4. which hole in superwoman is the smallest answer: ear hole.
A Qiang and Yan died naked in a secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass. Please guess their cause of death. Answer: A Qiang and A Yan are goldfish.
6. There is a woman in a swimsuit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her! Why is this the answer: she walks backwards.
7. If the little girl who sells matches is reincarnated into modern times, what is the most likely answer: betel nut beauty who also sells lighters.
8. It's hard to lick, and it's hard to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, rub it first? Answer: teeth
9. On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: There is a transparent glass window in the middle.
10. Afazai looks like his family, but everyone says Afazai is not their child. Why answer: Because he is his father.
1 1. Why did Ah Fu and Amin, who were on vacation in the camp, hide in the dormitory but get bloody? Answer: squeeze each other's acne.
12. Why do people say: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Answer: Because love makes people blind.
13. After Zhu got married, why would she rather sleep on the floor than sleep in a waterbed with her husband? Answer: She is seasick.
14. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? Answer: copyright page.
15. Since ancient times, men have claimed that women are disasters, but why do men still want to marry women? Answer: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.
16. Dad lost something. Why is Mom so happy? Answer: He got rid of his bad habits.
17. Annie's doctor boyfriend is away on business for a year and writes a love letter to Annie every two days. How many love letters will Anne receive in two months? Answer: No. He is too lazy to send anything.
18. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are confused together? Answer: alcohol.
19. Cry when you see the coffin? It can be described as stubbornness. Do you know who it is? Don't cry when you see the coffin? Die hard? Answer: of course it is dead.
20. How can a man fall in love at first sight? Answer: Don't let him look at you twice.
2 1. The fat lady's weight is amazing, and her husband wants her to lose weight, but one day, when she goes to weigh herself, the pointer points to zero, but her husband still wants her to lose weight. Why? Answer: the pointer turned once and then pointed to zero, of course, it decreased.
22. Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is the answer? They got married on the same day in the same year.
23. Why does Lao Chen say that he can't live without women? Answer: He is a cosmetics manufacturer.
What is the first thing you should do when you find your hair is getting longer and longer? Answer: extinction.