Reason for being on the list: There are songs and songs sung by one person, and they are cool bands.
Gao Wei was the fifth emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty in the Southern and Northern Dynasties. This guy doesn't care about the decline of national strength and the chaos of Chaogang. He also calls himself "the carefree son of heaven", and his tricks are unique. The most shocking thing is that he composed his own lyrics, played and sang on the pipa, and ordered thousands of eunuchs and handmaiden to accompany him. The scene is as grand as the current "super boy and super girl". It can be called the originator of "band combination".
Ninth place: Yu Yundi, who is engaged in fashion show.
Reason for being on the list: not inferior to Peromon, angry with Versace.
Yu Wenyun, the fourth emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty in the Southern and Northern Dynasties, was dissolute and extravagant. He is called "Xuan Di's accession to the throne is his luxury". But the most striking thing about him is that he loves to wear different kinds of clothes, and he is always ingenious and pretentious. Let's take a look at his costume: wearing a high crown, decorated with golden cicadas and almost exaggerated ribbons. If it were today, the master would shine on the "T" stage. I stink, but I gave an order: all women in the world are not allowed to draw. If you dare, please cheer for him.
Eighth place: Xiao Bao Juan, the emperor who plays acrobatics and hurts himself.
Reason for listing: Acrobatics has become a "performance show" in the palace.
During the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the sixth emperor of Southern Qi Dynasty, this man did not like reading, indulged in excessive play, and often hunted rats all night for fun, ignoring state affairs. What is even more shocking is that he loves acrobatics so much that he is obsessed with it. He personally collected and summarized some old acrobatic programs and even created many new ones. For example, relying on his own strength, he carried a 7-foot-5-foot-long wooden prop on his shoulder, let the actors roll on it, and performed the stunt of biting a wooden building with his teeth, and his mouth was full of blood. He also designed a costume for himself. It was really hard for the emperor to do this in the harem.
Seventh place: Polo champion Tang Xizong the Great.
Reason for listing: I love sports, but unfortunately there was no Olympic Games.
Tang Xizong is unusual to the extreme, but he doesn't like state affairs. He has a wide range of hobbies. He likes arithmetic, music, chess, cockfighting, goose gambling, cuju, riding and shooting, fencing, everything is exquisite, especially polo, and his skills are superb. He once proudly said to the wild boar around him, "If I take the shot put test, I should be able to get the first place." You see, it's too late to be emperor. If you take part in the Olympic Games, it is not clear whether you will win the polo gold medal.
Sixth place: Emperor Ming Xizong, without carpentry, his fingers itch all day.
Reason for listing: not "missing one door", but "unique door".
Zhu Youxiao, Emperor Amin, had a gift as a carpenter since he was a child. He doesn't care about state affairs. He is addicted to woodworking with knives, saws, axes and lacquers all day, and his skills are superb, which is beyond the reach of ordinary craftsmen. He can make all the woodwork, pavilions and pavilions he has ever seen. This guy is definitely a genius. Moreover, every carpenter's work, such as sawing with a knife, chiseling with an axe, and painting with a painter, must be done by himself, and he enjoys it and even forgets to eat and sleep. I was born in the wrong place. I'm afraid the perfect prototype of Li Xiang is him.
Fifth place: Damon, an absolute "expert" in drinking.
Reason for listing: Being drunk once is not terrible, but being drunk every day is terrible.
It is normal for the emperor to drink for fun, but it is not impossible for anyone to drink for the "master". Damon was the fifth master of Fujian in the Five Dynasties. He is insatiable about what is in the cup and addicted to alcohol. As it happens, the queen is also greedy for what is in the cup. This is like two peas in a pod. They drink together every day, never get drunk, and their ugliness is exposed. They made friends with their favorite concubine. On one occasion, Damon and Prime Minister Li Guangzhun had a drink together, and they quarreled after getting drunk. Damon ordered the samurai to push him out and behead him. Li Guangzhun was dragged to the execution ground and didn't wake up. The beheading officer dared not put him to death. The next day, Damon woke up to find Li Guangzhun and forgot what happened yesterday. It's absolutely refreshing to drink like this.
Fourth place: Emperor Yang Guang who is keen on group travel.
Reason for listing: the most dazzling travel expert, super group ability.
No emperor in history was so keen on the development of tourism as Emperor Yang Di Yang Guang. The "Xiyuan" he built in the western suburb of Luoyang covers an area of 200 miles in Fiona Fang. There is a sea in the courtyard and an island in the sea. The pavilion on the island has 16 courtyards, which are received by the princesses. Yang Guang took thousands of ladies-in-waiting to visit and enjoy the garden on horseback, and held a banquet in the "guest house" headed by the princess in the evening. After the Grand Canal was completed, he went on three large-scale outings, including thousands of ships accompanying the tour group, including concubines, and he himself drank and sightseeing on a four-story dragon boat. I'm afraid no travel agency can undertake this job now. For the convenience of playing, he also specially built a movable palace "Wind Watching Hall", with wheels under it, which can be disassembled at any time, and can accommodate hundreds of people, saving the trouble of accommodation. Don't tell me, this old boy is really travel material.
Third place: Emperor Xiao Yan addicted to monks.
Reason for listing: The emperor is not my last legend, I want to pursue the legend that is not old.
Xiao Yan, the founder of Nanliang in the Southern and Northern Dynasties, was obsessed with Buddhism. He once went to worship Buddha and said that he would never go back to be an emperor. He wants to become a monk on the spot. After four days as a monk, he was begged by ministers to return to the palace. When he came back, he felt wrong. Because the monk wanted to be redeemed from the temple, he took out 100 million yuan of "finance" to be redeemed. After that, this happened three times, which was enough to be dedicated to the Buddha! He doesn't care about state affairs, but he has written many Buddhist works. He wrote "Breaking Wine and Meat" according to the contents of excellent Buddhism such as Nirvana Sutra, and put forward the precept that Buddhists should not eat meat for the first time, and set an example by himself: only eat one meal a day, stay in a dark room, wear a hat for three years and cover a quilt for two years. Look at this emperor.
Second place: Gao Conghai, the emperor who enjoys "ringing horses"
Reason for listing: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, stay and buy the passage.
Gao Conghai was the second master of Nanping in the Five Dynasties. He doesn't like being a court official, but he has an incredible hobby. He likes to be a "rattlesnake" and often plunders envoys who cross his jurisdiction from south to north. He enjoys it, and he dares to do it. He doesn't deny that he did it himself. Once other countries negotiate a crusade, he will return the shameless original to others, with no shame on his face. This man is Le Er in the picture 1. People gave him the nickname "Gao Laizi".
First place: Li, the emperor who was slapped in the face when singing opera.
Reason for listing: unimaginable "professionalism"
Li was the founder of the late Tang Dynasty during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period. He likes watching plays and acting since he was a child. When he became emperor, he often used BLACKPINK to paint his face, put on his costume, and performed on stage, showing indifference to state affairs. And named himself "Li Tianxia". Once he went on stage to act and shouted "Li Tianxia" twice. An actor went up and slapped him, making everyone around him break out in a cold sweat. Li asked him why he was beaten, and the actor said obsequiously that Li was the only one in the world. You called twice. Who's the other one? Instead of punishing him, Li rewarded him. The actor is so blessed that he can freely enter and leave the palace, fight with the emperor, and insult and tease the courtiers, which is ridiculous to the extreme.