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The patentee of the toilet is Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang.
As soon as they met, Liu was anxious and took off the hat of the Confucian scholar.
The toilet was born because of the clatter.
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Before Liu Bang applied for a patent, there was no toilet.
There is a pigsty.
Put the two cross plates together.
People lie prone on the ground and fly straight down 3000 feet;
The second brother is next, and the pig looks up at the chrysanthemum.
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The most unlucky emperor in history was Emperor Jin Jing in the Spring and Autumn Period.
Because I ate fresh wheat and my stomach was swollen, I went straight to the pigsty.
Who wants to limp and stumble into a pit and drown?
For example, wearing golden armor to salvage.
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Because the pigsty is unsafe, the toilet is newly baked.
Because of its common name, the Tang Dynasty changed its name to "dressing room".
Song dynasty is called "snow storage".
The name in the room is better:
Journey to the west.
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Liu bang invented the toilet, which was made of jade and named tiger.
No matter where you go,
All the waiters have warm hands.
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In the Tang Dynasty, Emperor Taizong Li Shimin began to accept his resignation.
My grandfather's name is Li Hu and the toilet is Tiger.
Is there room for two tigers in one mountain?
Therefore, nothingness was renamed Ma Zi.
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Why don't the horses in the toilet be called donkeys or pigs?
Because it was convenient at first, I squatted, such as Zamabu.
In addition, the eunuch shouted: "The emperor rode a donkey to the toilet and squatted on a pig."
That's really a pity.
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The ladies in the court are very picky about their works.
Wooden, rectangular, lined, wrapped in tin foil.
It's similar to the nail powder baked in the charcoal fire stall on the street today.
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In ancient times, among people, toilets were regarded as the god of fertility in some places.
It is necessary for him to accompany his wife and say "one hundred sons, one thousand grandchildren"
So the toilet is not only filled with urine, but also called "offspring bucket".
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The toilets used in the harem of the Qing Dynasty were called "official residences".
There are full-time eunuchs in charge. The concubines were anxious,
The eunuch shouted over his head, "This is the official room."
It happens to be the same. The Japanese Prime Minister is also called the Chief Cabinet Secretary.
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The greatest toilet in history came from the private residence of Empress Dowager Cixi.
It is carved from sandalwood and looks like a giant gecko.
The fragrant wood powder in Dantian is scattered, and things fall into it, and there is no sound fragrance.
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Toilet, naturally inseparable from toilet paper.
In the Tang Dynasty, it was called "toilet chip", "toilet track" and "toilet notes".
To put it bluntly, this is a bamboo.
As for the usage, please make up for it by yourselves.
Don't worry, everything is dirty and has burrs.
This is really:
"Chrysanthemum residue, ground injury, flowers falling, people heartbroken."