There was a scholar who got a son at the age of 70. He was named "Age" because he had a son when he was old. Soon I had another son. Seeing that I had the potential to learn, I named him "Xue Xue", and the next year I had another son. The scholar said: It's a joke to have a baby at such a big age. So I named it "Joke". When these children grow up and have nothing to do, let them go to the mountains to cut wood. After coming back in the evening, the scholar asked his daughter-in-law who cut more. The daughter-in-law said, "When I am old, I have no knowledge at all, but I have the burden of jokes."

2. There is a Suzhou man who helps others in their home. He often flatters his master and says, "If my master wants me to die for you, I will." One day, the master was ill, and the doctor told him, "You are terminally ill, and ordinary drugs can't cure you." You have to take medicine from a living brain to cure it. " After thinking for a long time, the host suddenly thought of this Suzhou native, so he called him and told him about it. Suzhou people were so scared that they quickly said, "Oh, I can't get it. The locals in Suzhou, China, have never had a brain. "

There is a man who frequents brothels. One day, his father scolded him and said, "I went to the brothel ten times, but I saw you nine times." The man immediately said, "So, you went one more time than me."

4. Lei Gong wanted to kill a key person. The key person took Lei Gong's hand and said, "Take your time. I ask you, are you a new tripterygium wilfordii or an old tripterygium wilfordii? " Lei Gong asked him what he meant. He said, "If you are the new Lei Gong, kill me. If you are an old tripterygium wilfordii, I want to ask you, where were you when my father rebelled against my grandfather? Why didn't you kill my father? "

5. A scholar wanted to cross the river, but there was no ferry. He's worried. When he saw a turtle coming, he said to the turtle, "Brother Tortoise, how about you take me across the river and I thank you with a poem?" The tortoise said, "You have to recite the poem before I can cross you." The scholar said, "I'm afraid you will cheat me." Say something first. " The tortoise agreed. The scholar intoned, "The Dragon King of the Four Seas is also afraid of wearing the Nine Palaces and Eight Diagrams." The tortoise was very happy and rowed him over. On the other side, the scholar continued the next two sentences: "I am a well-dressed person, and I don't answer the tortoise."

6. A businessman went to a prostitute and asked how old she was. The prostitute said it was 18. A few years later, the businessman lost a lot of money. He went to the prostitute again and asked how old the prostitute was. The prostitute has forgotten him and said 17. Two years later, I went to the prostitute again and asked her how old she was. The prostitute said 16. The businessman burst into tears. The prostitute asked the reason, and the businessman said, "Your age is the same as my capital, and it is getting less and less. How can I not be sad when I think about this! "