After Kim fell ill, he had a nightmare. After waking up, superstitious, he called Sangtian Wu to ask, and Sangtian Wu thought he wouldn't eat new wheat. Soon, Duke Jing of Jin became seriously ill, so he sought medical treatment from the State of Qin. Duke Huan of Qin sent a doctor to treat him. Before the arrival of medical treatment, Gong Jing dreamed that the disease had become two children. One of them said, "That man is a good doctor. I'm afraid he will hurt me. Do you need to escape? " The other said, "We're on top of the paste. What can he do to us? " After the medical treatment came slowly, it was bluntly said that Duke Jing of Jin was ill and could not be cured. Duke Jing of Jin thought he was a good doctor, so he gave him a generous gift and sent someone to escort him back to China. Soon, Duke Jing of Jin wanted to eat rice made of wheat, so he asked people to offer new wheat, let the Sangtian witch see it, and then kill it. But just as he was about to eat, he felt abdominal distension, so he went to the toilet, but he fell into a cesspit and died.
2. The bravest woman in the history of China-Feng Yuan who rescued her husband from a bear.
During the Western Han Dynasty, Liu Shi, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, watched the beast fighting performance with his concubine in the tiger pen. However, an accident happened during the performance. A bear ran out of the circle with lightning speed and rushed at the emperor of Han Dynasty. At this time, all the concubines next to him were dumbfounded and fled in haste, including the queen king. At this time, only Feng Jieyu and Feng Yuan stood in front of the Han emperor. At this time, Xiong Zuoyou was killed and a thriller ended. Feng Jieyu's behavior touched Emperor Han Yuan.
3. The funniest drinking scene in the history of China-Ruan Xian drinking with a pig.
Ruan Xian is the nephew of Ruan Ji, and he and his uncle Ruan Ji are one of the seven sages of bamboo forest. According to the Book of Jin, once, the Ruan family got together to drink. Ruan Xian came. Instead of drinking in ordinary cups, they used big pots to hold wine. Just when everyone was in full swing, many pigs came to join in the fun, and a group of pigs came to drink in front of the wine basin. At this time, I saw Ruan Xian and the pig who were already drunk, and Ruan Xian and the pig were fighting for a drink.
4. The most splendid drunkenness in the history of China-Liu Ling's drunkenness exposure was exposed as a house.
According to Shi Shuo Xin Yu, Liu Ling was one of the seven sages of bamboo forest in Wei and Jin Dynasties. He often drinks too much to celebrate his birthday. Sometimes he takes off his clothes and stays naked in the house. Someone laughed at him after seeing it, but he said, "I take heaven and earth as my building and my room as my pants." Why did you get into my pants? "
5. China's greatest failure in picking up girls, Xie Kun, was defeated.
During the Western Jin Dynasty, there was a man named Xie Kun who was a bit horny. When he saw a beautiful young woman, Miss Gao, living in the neighbor's house, he had a bad intention and went forward to flirt. Miss Gao was molested and picked up the shuttle in a rage to resist. As a result, not only failed to pick up girls, but also two teeth were broken by the shuttle thrown by Miss Gao. This is a famous allusion in the history of China-throwing a shuttle and breaking a tooth.
6. The earliest "shemale" in the history of China-Lou Wei (female)
According to heather, a woman in Lou Weidong Yang is very ambitious. She can not only play Go, but also write poems. But in her life, a woman can't be an official, so she disguised as a man, traveled all over the country, and became a woman in Yangzhou to beg Cao. Finally, her daughter's body was found. Qi Ming Emperor Xiao Luan expelled her and ordered her to go home. Only then did Lou Wei put on women's clothes. Lou Wei is therefore called "shemale". Perhaps in China, the ancient shemale refers to all people who are different from the norm.
7. The most imaginative prank in China's history-Xu Fei's half makeup.
According to heather, Xiao Yi came to Xu Zhaopei's room every two or three years, so Xu Zhaopei hated her husband even more. So when Xu Zhaopei learned that Xiao Yi had come to her room, he only wore half makeup to laugh at Xiao Yi's blindness, so Xiao Yi was very angry. But Xiao Yi's blindness in one eye had nothing to do with Xu Zhaopei, but was caused by his father Xiao Yan. Because Xiao Yi was born with an eye disease, and Xiao Yi's father, Xiao Yan, took inferior treatment to treat his eye disease. As a result, he lost an eye. This is the story of "Xu Fei's Half-Face Makeup".
8. The emperor with the highest level of applause in the history of China-Li Longji, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty.
During the period of Jing Yun in Tang Ruizong, Tubo sent envoys to marry Princess Jincheng. At that time, Li Longji was still the king of Linzi. He and his heirs, Li Yong, Xu Yangshen and Wu Yanxiu, fought against 65,438+00 Tubo archers during the missionary period. In the competition, I saw Li Longji "running around, surging, indomitable."