Is this product drunk with white wine? You blush like a monkey's ass. Oh, sorry, I forgot that you are a monkey. You are so ugly. Other monkeys have red buttocks, and you are blushing and bald. Are you Cheng of Monkey World? Ugly enough to breathe. Seeing this goods instantly reminds me of two people, one is "Qiu Qianchi" and the other is "Fire Cloud Evil God". Although in our human eyes, the ugly bald monkey is a long story, in their world, the male bald monkey with the reddest face must be the most beautiful boy in the village and exists like a male god. In the eyes of the female monkey, it is simply beautiful and will commit to each other.
The ninth deer dolphin
I can't tell you how I feel when I see this product. Is it a pig hitting the face or a pig hitting the corner? This guy is called a deer dolphin, but he is neither a deer nor a dolphin, but a wild boar. Do they have fangs that no one can recognize, but unlike other wild boars, deer dolphins' fangs don't grow forward, but bend back. They would rather be stabbed to death by their fangs. This kind of fangs that "don't even let themselves go" is just a decoration, not for fighting, because their fangs are brittle and will break when they are hit hard. If you look closely, you will find that the goods gnash their teeth in the fight, deliberately avoiding the collision fangs and wrestling. Then their fangs look so wonderful, what's the use? The answer is simple: attract the opposite sex. The longer the fangs, the more deer and dolphins you can get. If their tusks are smashed because of the battle the day after tomorrow or other accidents, I'm sorry, they can't get the love of the opposite sex, and they are doomed to be single pigs all their lives.
The eighth star-nosed mole
When I first saw this product, I felt I saw an alien species. It's really ugly to a new height. This product is called star-nosed mole, which is distributed in Yongtian, North America. There are 22 tentacles at the tip of its nose, which surround it like a star, and it is also like a chrysanthemum. Although its eyesight is poor, it can still find prey through these tentacles, even in a completely dark place. It is the fastest mammal in the mole world to search for prey, and it is an out-and-out gourmet. Its favorite food is earthworm. You can feel it is old and fragrant through the screen, and the greedy saliva has flowed all over the floor. Because its chrysanthemum nose is small, it eats quickly. In the Guinness Book of World Records, the star-nosed mole is rated as the fastest eater, but if you look closely, you will find that it sucks food instead of eating it, and it can complete the process from hunting to eating in 0.25 seconds. Not only that, the star-nosed mole is an expert swimmer, and it also has a special skill, that is, it can smell the smell underwater, which is difficult for us humans to do. It spits out bubbles through its nose first, then inhales them, and then it can detect the smell. At present, only two animals in the world have this skill, and the star-nosed mole is one of them. Sure enough, rats can't hide their faces. Do you think snacks are much cuter at this time?
The seventh proboscis monkey
There are monkeys in the world who don't eat bananas. When I first saw this product, I thought of international superstar Jackie Chan, especially his big nose and small eyes. Just like that. This product is called proboscis monkey. It lives in Nagata, Southeast Asia. The nose of the male monkey is ridiculously long, reaching eight or nine centimeters. They don't eat bananas because their sugar content is too high, which will lead to flatulence and even death. Now it's the Monkey King's turn. Although it looks funny, there is a skill to break the cow. Women blush when they see it, and men feel ashamed when they see it. It can keep the golden gun running for 24 hours. Yes, you heard me right, just as you thought. Locals like to call it lipstick, and we don't know what color it is. What is the use of such a long nose? This is their "pick up girls artifact". The bigger the nose of a male monkey, the more men it produces in estrus, which means that the more fighting power is beyond the chart, the more females can win and get more mating rights. On the other hand, if the nose is too short, it is doomed to be a single monkey for life.
The sixth Central American tapir [m]
As the name implies, this product mainly lives in Nagada, Central America. They have a long history and have lived on the earth for 40 million years. In China's myths and legends, tapirs will devour your nightmares, which are human-eating nightmares, but in fact they are stupid. This cargo weighs about two or three hundred Jin, generally 2 meters long, with short tail and thick skin, and looks like a pig. Its chin is short, but its nose is long, a bit like an elongated pig nose. It can stretch freely. They are large herbivores, often foraging in open spaces of forests, and they like juicy plants and tender grass. And this product has a quirk that may make you laugh off your chin, that is, when they want to be big, their ass must be big. They are hot inside, enjoy the cool, like to play with water and kill parasites by the way. Moreover, this product likes to live alone, is introverted, is a coward, has no self-defense ability and will not hurt people. This product has a life span of more than 30 years and is now an endangered animal. Besides, it looks too much like a wild boar. If you get caught eating it, it's really Barbie Q.
Fifth place (qújιng)
Do you think it is a mouse? No, this product is a bitch, which sounds a bit strange. In fact, it existed in the Cretaceous, and dinosaurs failed to make it extinct. Don't be deceived by its lovely appearance. It is a very fierce animal with sharp teeth. It is indifferent to life and death, and it is not afraid of scorpions. Small sample, don't dare to tease me. Its life is very fast. Our human heart rate is 60- 100 beats per minute, and this product is 1200 beats, which is really incredible. This also makes it a veritable foodie. It swallows more food than its own weight every day. Those eating anchors are simply weak in front of it. It loves to eat meat. This grasshopper estimates. Moreover, this product also has a very funny behavior, that is, it likes to queue up in the small train. Because they have poor eyesight and are road-crazy, they need their mothers to carry them like Sugar-Coated Berry. The last one bites the ass of the first one, which is extremely fast. It is really cute. I can't help feeling sorry for these little guys. They didn't go extinct in the age of dinosaurs, but now they take the blame for mice, hoping that they won't die at the hands of humans.
Fourth Scottish Highland Cattle
The bull "killed Matt" had bohemian bangs and his eyes were covered with fluffy long hair. Looks like the mainstream killed Matt. For the record, I'm not Black Jay Chou. This product looks a bit like Jay at first glance, so many people call it "Jay Niu", but it is crazy about Ricky and likes to hum the song "You are my eyes" best. Is God in front of me? Friends who have an eye for cattle should guess that this product is Scottish highland cattle, which is the "non-mainstream" in the cattle industry. As the name implies, they live in Nagada, Scotland. Of course, its flowing bangs are not used to be cool, but to keep warm. Coupled with its long hair, it is like a "plush coat", which can keep out the cold in winter and prevent insects in summer. They not only have thick hair and short limbs, but also have wide mouths. These characteristics add up to be simply lovely. The most important thing is that highland cattle were cute when they were young. I wonder if you were blown by this kind of washing and cutting in front of the screen?
Third dugong
If this cargo is a mermaid, can you believe it? In our impression, the mermaid should have a beautiful appearance and a long fish tail, but this product has nothing to do with beauty and can be described as ugly, but the fact is so cruel, it is the legendary mermaid. This guy is a latent marine mammal. He often comes out of the sea to breathe air. There are many seaweeds in the sea, and his head is easy to see. When fishing, fishermen seem to see a "beautiful woman with long hair" coming out of the sea, and the legend of "mermaid" comes from this. Although ugly, she is gentle and kind. It does nothing every day, sleeps when it is full, and is the largest herbivore in the ocean. It eats more than 45 kilograms of aquatic plants every day, just like a vacuum cleaner. Wherever it goes, nothing grows. Dugong's upper lip is long and prominent, like an elephant's nose and tusks like ivory, so it is also called "elephant in the sea". Today, their number is very rare. Because of its delicious meat and exquisite bone carving, it was once killed by human beings and is now on the verge of extinction.
The second platypus
At first glance, the goods look like ducks, but at second glance, they don't. It has a duck's mouth and a beaver's body. Looks like a prank. This patchwork monster is real. It is the oldest known mammal in the world. It appeared 25 million years ago and now only exists in Nagada, Australia. It is a living fossil of platypus. When scientists first saw this guy's specimen, they were all blindfolded, thinking that someone had sewed a duck's mouth on other animals, but they tried hard to pull it out, but they didn't pull it down and found no trace of sewing. Finally, they believe it is true. This product is also a good swimmer and swims very fast. In water, its front foot can provide power and its rear foot is responsible for steering. It looks really cute. Cute as it is, it can be fatal. There is a stinger in his heel, and the toxin released will make people's blood coagulate and muscles atrophy. , serious or even death. So if you see this little guy, you'd better stay away from him.
The first antelope with a long nose
Have you ever seen an antelope with a trunk? This product looks like a "monster" at first glance, but it is real. It is the high-nosed antelope, a strange and ancient animal, which is also recorded in Shan Hai Jing. They have great bodies, long faces, and their noses account for half of their faces. They look like sheep, but they have a big elephant trunk. Although their noses are so funny, they have functions that we cannot envy. Their noses have their own air purification system. Scientists scanned their noses anatomically in 2004 and found a special capsule with mucous membrane, which can help clean the inhaled air and reduce the interference of dust. Not only that, but its nose is also a "humidifier", which can heat and humidify the inhaled air and resist cold and dryness to some extent. Do you envy such an excellent nose?