"Wulitou" comes from a Cantonese proverb, which means that a person's words and deeds are unconventional, meaningless and confusing. This funny scene can often be seen in many Hong Kong TV dramas, especially Stephen Chow's performance. However, compared with Zhang, the leader of the peasant army in the late Ming Dynasty, their "nonsense" can only be compared with self-pity.
The yellow-faced woman Zhang was bold and called herself the "Eight Kings". Officials and gentry in the Ming Dynasty were very afraid of him. When Zhang surrendered to the puppet Manchukuo in Gucheng, he arrested Fang Yuezong, a gentry, and demanded money and goods from him. Zhang knew that he had no money and liked his generosity and chivalry, so he drank and chatted with him. Fang Yuezong had the problem of delirium after drinking, and told Zhang not to get him drunk. Zhang smiled and said, "Why not? When drinking straight, it's fun! " Fang Yuezong was drunk, and as a result, Fang Yuezong was really drunk and disorderly. He punched and kicked and punched everywhere, and his clothes were torn. According to Zhang's previous temper, Fang Yuezong, who dared to break ground on his traditional head, could not blame him even if he died a hundred times. But this time, Zhang not only didn't get angry, but also praised Fang Yuezong as a man and a strong man. After returning to Gucheng, he respectfully let Fang Yuezong's family leave the city, which was really surprising.
If you don't blame Fang Yuezong and appreciate the other side of Zhang and have a rebellious spirit similar to your own, then his attitude towards Zhang Dashou, the new champion, is completely confusing. Zhang proclaimed himself emperor in Chengdu. After the establishment of Daxi regime, he obtained 120 Jinshi by opening an examination room. Zhang Dashou, the top scholar, is less than thirty years old. He is a handsome man, majestic, good at bowing and riding. He is a talented young man, both civil and military. Ministers came to the table to congratulate, saying that the Great Sage had descended from the sky, that the Great West was about to unify the universe, and so on. Hearing this, Yi Cheung quickly summoned Zhang Dashou. I was so happy to see it, and the ministers praised me even more. They all agree that Zhang Dashou is an unprecedented figure in ancient and modern times. Zhang couldn't help laughing. He was rewarded, held a banquet and invited a painter to paint his portrait. Finally, he rewarded four beautiful women, the first in the first block and 20 people who looked at the house. He was really happy to win the Wizards for several days.
Zhang Zhuangyuan is certainly grateful. It's not that he went to give thanks early the next morning after accepting the American government, ready to show his loyalty to Emperor Zhang and the Daxi regime and go through fire and water. When Zhang Yi heard that the champion was sitting on the dragon chair, she suddenly touched a nerve and said, "I love this donkey son so much that I love him even more when I see his heart.
I'm afraid to see him, please help me clean him up and don't call him to see me again! "So, Zhang Zhuangyuan's youngest son, together with the beauty and the rewarded person, was killed, leaving no one behind. In just a few days, the poor champion Zhang experienced ups and downs from prosperity to beheading, with great joy and great sorrow. He may not want to believe it until he dies.
Zhang was stationed in Suining, Sichuan, and Liu Jinzhong repeatedly tried to attack Hanzhong occupied by the Qing army. Zhang warned him not to send troops easily, but Liu Jinzhong disagreed and insisted on sending troops, and the result was a big defeat. When Zhang learned the news, he was furious and wrote a letter to reprimand him. I saw the messenger muttering to himself: "The emperor issued an imperial decree saying,' I told you not to go to Hanzhong, but you insisted on going to Hanzhong, and now you have lost a lot of military forces. "Donkey ball, get into your mother's hair!" Qin zai "this is the greatest imperial edict in history! Kneeling to the ground, Suining soldiers and civilians were dumbfounded. They fought back their laughter and kowtowed to thank them after hearing this amazing imperial edict. Liu Jinzhong couldn't smile, and his heart was in a mess. He is really afraid that "Wulitou" Zhang will do something "Wulitou" again, which will make him prostrate. He simply went to Hanzhong overnight to take refuge in the Qing Dynasty.
Under the threat of the Qing army and local gentry in Sichuan, Zhang Bei abandoned Chengdu and stationed in Xichong Mountain in northern Sichuan. Faced with an increasingly embarrassing situation, an idea of "nonsense" came up again.
He said to several confidants: "The emperor is extremely difficult to do, and my father can't do it." Today, I have a lot of gold and silver. Better be an emperor than a guest of velvet goods. Today, I have tens of thousands of gold and silver, dozens of velvet goods, and hundreds of good donkeys and horses. I will kill them all. We took dozens of confidants and gold and silver velvet goods to Nanjing to be guests of velvet goods and enjoy wealth and happiness for a lifetime. Why not? "In Zhang's eyes, being an emperor is better than selling velvet. In order to realize this wish, you can even kill the soldiers who have followed you for many years. Faced with this ridiculous whimsy, several confidants shook their heads helplessly and secretly prepared to make other plans. Just as Zhang stepped up his pace to complete his shocking feat, Liu Jinzhong suddenly bumped into the Qing army and Zhang was caught off guard. He fell under the arrows of the Qing army and closed his eyes forever with unfinished fantasies.
Zhang's unconventional and humorous "nonsense" talent, if born in modern times, will surely shine and become the idol of many fans. Unfortunately, he was born at the wrong time. As a hero in troubled times, he said his "nonsense" wrong, and finally had to be defeated by the army and laughed at by the whole world. Quidditch! Yeah! "Dragon repeatedly said.