Select 95 sets of chat records of picking up girls. In order to have a good love life, it is the most important link to talk to girls with high emotional intelligence to pick up girls. Among them, I will encounter all kinds of chat problems, but I don't know how to deal with them easily. I believe that boys are experienced. The following is a selection of 95 sets of chat records.

95 episodes of chatting with girls 1 (1) "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" "Attract me like the earth."

(2) "Do you choose literature and principles?" "I choose the principle" and "I like you too"

(3) "Did you have an earthquake just now?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

(4) "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" "Attract me like the earth"

(5) "Do you want me to give you a present?" "Ok, what gift?" "I'll give me to you."

(6) "I will be a vegetarian from today" and "Why?" "Because, you are my dish."

(7) "Hold my hand" and "Why?" "Didn't the teacher say to bring valuables with you before?"

(8) "May I kiss you?" "No" "Hey, what did I just say?" "May I kiss you?" "yes."

(9) "You know, I am relatively worthless." "。 " "I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."

(10) "I want to tell you something when you come out." "About what?" "love."

(1 1) "I never repay others in the cold." "Then you can call me back in a few seconds." "Because in my heart, you are not others."

(12) "I am a cold person" "Are you sitting on the refrigerator again?" "Oh, no, no, no, I hung it on the air conditioner today."

(13) "Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" "Xi Shi." "No, you are here!"

(14) "Do you run fast?" "Not too fast." "That's great. I'm sure I can catch up with you. "

(15) "Do you know what kind of fruit I like best?" What fruit? "This is your pistachio."

(16) "Do you like me secretly?" "No, I secretly like it." "Ha ha ha ha."

(17) "Can you jump into my arms?" "I can't." "Can't you just lie once?" "Yes!"

(18) "We are all lazy. But then I tried. I want you to continue to be lazy. "

"Sorry, I want to know how to answer this question." "Sorry, I don't know." "Never mind, I can teach you."

(20) "You chose yellow shortbread. Do you know what oil it is made of? " "Butter" "Do you know what oil I am made of?" "Lard?" "Love tiger oil."

(2 1) "Girl, how about I give you a divination?" "Good" "Oh, girl, let me count. You don't need me in your life. "

(22) "You have a rest and I'll carry you later." "No, I can walk." "Stop it. You danced in my heart all night last night. Do you still have the strength to walk? "

(23) "The fortune teller said that my five elements are lacking", "What" and "You".

(24) "I want to travel." "Where do you want to go?" "Your bed is a day trip."

(25) "Girl, how about I give you divination?" "Good" "Oh, girl, let me count. You don't need me in your life. "

(26) "What will you bake first when you barbecue!" "Barbecue first" "I'll consider you first ..."

(27) "Have you ever seen a woodpecker catch insects?" "The kind on TV?" "Can you imitate it?" "How to imitate?" "Just imagine my face as a tree!"

(28) "Who do you want to pounce on?" "It's not you anyway." "Lie to me and you will die." "I lied to you, but I didn't die."

(29) "I've been a little busy recently." What are you up to? "Busy liking you"

I don't want to live in this place. "Where do you want to live?" "Live in your heart."

(3 1) "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "How?" "Take my face as a tree."

(32) "I find that you are all right, but you have one shortcoming", "What shortcoming" and "What am I missing in my life"

(33) "I have a crush on a girl." "She must be beautiful." "Are you so narcissistic?"

(34) "Do you know what is the most brilliant?" "sunshine." "No, your smile is the brightest in my heart."

(35) "Do you know why Hou Yi left a sun on the shooting day?" "I don't know" and "because we want to have sex"

(36) "Today is the day when I love you", "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we are a family"

What I want hasn't come yet, What do you want, Our Tomorrow.

"Girl, I want to ask the way." "Son, where do you want to go?" "I want to go to your heart."

(39) "May I kiss you?" "No" "What did I ask just now?" "May I kiss you?" "yes."

I need your help to do something very important. "What is it?" "Be my girlfriend."

"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land?" "You are dead set."

(42) "Actually, I want to be a bad person." "Why?" "Because I just want to be nice to you."

(43) "Are you afraid of trouble?" "I'm not afraid." "Can you stay with me?"

(44) "I want to kiss you?" "You are shameless." "Well, come on, kiss."

(45) "You are so homely." "no" "but you haven't moved since you stayed in my heart."

(46) "Hey, will you like me?" "no" "you won't, no, I can teach you!"

Do you like sugar? "I like it." "No wonder it's so sweet."

(48) "Do you know what's good about me?" "Where is good?" "Being my girlfriend is just right."

(49) "Don't talk" "I didn't say" "Why does your voice fill my mind?"

(50) "I used to be a person with a wide range of hobbies, but now I only have one hobby." "What hobbies?" "I just love you."

(5 1) "Actually, I am a particularly playboy man." "Why do you say that about yourself?" "Because I like the way you look every day."

(52) "I think why are you so strange today?" "Is it strange there?" "It looks strange!"

(53) "Do you have anything in particular?" "I don't think so. What about you? " "I like you very much."

(54) "What do you belong to?" "I am a tiger." "Stop lying, you belong to me."

(55) "I want to be a person" "What kind of person?" "People who belong to you."

Do you have a map? "What's the matter?" "I'm lost in your eyes?"

(57) "I think you make me cold", "Why" and "Because I have no resistance to you"

(58) "Do you think I like drinking or playing the king?" "It should be playing the king." "Wrong, I love you."

(59) "Can you help me wash something?" "Wash what?" "Just like me."

"I'm afraid to be with you." "Huh?" Am I that fierce? "Did I bully you?" "No, just because I'm afraid of my wife."

"You must come when I get married." "What do you mean?" "You idiot? What did the bride think at the wedding? "

Do you know where the most beautiful scenery here is? No, you are the most beautiful scenery.

(63) "Can you laugh?" "Why?" "I forgot to add sugar to my freshly brewed coffee."

(64) "Why are you here?" "I missed you and came." "Didn't you just hang up the phone?" "But I want to see you!"

(65) "A family has three husbands, wives and sons. What is left after the husband and son go out to travel? " "Wife" and "Alas, here it is."

Do you know what you look like? "What person?" "My man."

(67) "Can you swim? No. ""So you need to study? " "Because we are going to fall in love!"

(68) "I think I am a playboy." "Why?" "Because I like every look of you."

How long have you been single? "Since birth" and "Sorry to have kept you waiting"

(70) "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

(7 1) "I had an accident recently." What accident? "I accidentally fell in love with you."

(72) "Will you cheat after marriage?" "Not if your daughter-in-law is you." "What if my daughter-in-law is not me?" "I will cheat and come to you."

I had a dream last night. I dreamed of something. I dreamed of you. My pants were wet in the morning, and I had a spring dream. I dreamed that you took off your makeup and scared me to pee.

(74) "You know, I'm not happy to meet you." "What?" "I am very happy to know you, and I don't want to be happy."

(seventy-five) "liking you is a troublesome thing." "Then don't like me." "But I just like to make trouble."

(76) "Can you do me a favor?" "Busy with what?" "Help me to fall in love with me quickly."

(77) "Actually, I am an inaccessible person" "Really? How close is it? " "It's just slow and hot, and it's not easy to get close." "Then let me know that it is not easy to get close with a kiss."

(78) "Can you swim? No. ""So you need to study? " "Because we are going to fall in love!"

(79) "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then why can you light up my heart?"

Do you remember when we first met? I think we met in XXX. I remember I had a plan when I first met you. What plan? Don't plot against me. ""I want to plan my life for you. "

(8 1) "May I knock on your door?" "What door?" "the door of your heart"

(82) "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

(83) "Still not sleeping?" "I can't sleep" and "Because I don't have arms"

I want to steal your temperature. What do you mean? Come on, give me a hug.

"What is the note you gave me?" "Get rid of this person" "How weird" "I won't forget you."

"Love or not, answer me in one word." "No" "Answer well, don't be naughty, and then answer."

(87) "In the number of 1-9, I am 9. What will you be?" "8" "Why?" "I want to look at you."

I am jealous today. Why? I am jealous at the thought that I liked you yesterday.

(89) "Potatoes will turn into mashed potatoes. Guess what I will become? " I don't know. "I love mud."

(90) "Tell me about your love story." "Well ... my love story." "It's all you."

(9 1) "It's good that you have gained weight again" "Nani!" "Idiot, there is still a circle where I can like you."

(92) "A family of three has a husband, a wife and a son. The husband took his son out to play. Who is left? " "Wife" "Hey, isn't it?"

(93) "I want to ask for leave from you" "What leave" and "I want you to marry me"

(94) "I think I am a playboy." "Why?" "Because I like every look of you."

(95) "I regard your existence as air" "Really" "I can't live without you"

95 episodes of chatting with girls II. First, the chat record of the sister's love story routine.

1, "Get closer!" "How?" So I can hold you. "

2. "What do you see on the ground?" "Nothing, oh, shadows?" "That is the company of angels."

Do you like getting rich? Yes, but I didn't. Why? Because I like to hug you.

4. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why are you getting heavier and heavier in my heart!"

5. "How long have you been single?" From birth to this moment, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

6. "Do you like cats or dogs", "dogs" and "Wang Wang Wang"

7. "I understand that there are three people who like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me ~"

8. "You look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

9. "Do you understand the difference between Tang Priest and me?" "He is a monk and bald, but you are not." "No, he wants to make classics, and I want to make you."

10, "I must have eaten too much salt." "Why?" "Because I always miss you!"

1 1, "I think you make me cold". "why"? Because I have no resistance to you.

12, "Hey." "Think before you talk to me." "I didn't think clearly, I was thinking about you."

13, "You must come when I get married ~!" "Why?" "Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."

14, "If I were you." "Why?" "Because besides you, I am still you."

15, "The fireworks outside are so beautiful that I liked watching them when I was young", "I like watching you when I grow up" and "I like watching you when I grow up"

16, female: little brother, little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Man: What? Woman: You hold out your hand. (After the boy reaches out, the girl puts her hand on it. ) Do you want it?

17, "Play." "Why did you fight?" "Because I love you."

18, "When you cry, the whole world seems to be raining", "When you smile, the whole world seems to be sunny"

19, "I have a love there" and "What love?" "The kind we did together."

20. "I'll show you a magic trick ... well, I'm done." "What?" "I like you better."

Second, the complete set of love stories with questions and answers.

1, will you love me? ""no ""well, I'll teach you. "

2. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

3. "Where's your lighter?" "ah? I didn't. " "Excuse me, how did you burn my heart?"

Great, you are fat again, and I love you more.

5. "Can I exchange gifts?" "yes." "Well, from this moment on, you are mine and I am yours."

6. "Wait a minute, I'll get something." Take what? I'll marry you.

7. Loving you is a very troublesome thing, but I like to make trouble.

8. "I like you. Today is more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. "

9. "Will you love me?" "no" "well, I'll teach you."

10, "Do me a favor", "What" and "Teach me to fall in love with you"

95 sets of chat records of picking up girls 3 humorous chat records of picking up girls 1,

Man: What are you doing?

W: I'm just doing nothing.

Man: ... (I can't wait to bite off my tongue, and I don't know how to answer it, so I can only end the conversation before it starts)

It's not just your opening. The girl's answer to you shows that she is not interested in you enough, especially when you are not familiar enough, so don't ask, because if the other person doesn't really want to chat with you, it's easy to change the subject directly.

When chatting, there are generally two choices:

1. Stop replying and end the conversation.

If you encounter such a conversation at the beginning of the chat, you can choose not to reply. If the other person wants to continue chatting with you, she will usually continue to ask you. If she doesn't continue to ask you other questions, then you can not reply for the time being.

2. Find a better topic.

In addition, you need to be careful about the topics you choose, and don't talk about topics that are too macro and boring. Eating, drinking, shopping and traveling are generally not easy to make mistakes, so you can choose these aspects to start with.

Master pick up hot chicks's humorous chat record 2,

M: Luckily, I saw a meteor last night.

Woman: Oh, maybe I was chasing a play, but I didn't watch it.

At this time, you can continue to talk about the topic of meteor extension, or you can start from the drama.

Man: When I saw the meteor, I quickly closed my eyes and made a wish.

W: What did you wish for?

Man: Er ... I won't tell you yet.

Note that at this time, you should add a fake smile expression at the end of the article, which will let the other party know that you are joking with her, not seriously refusing.

Woman: Forget it.

M: What makes me sad is that after I made a wish, the meteor flew back. It tells me that this wish is too difficult for it.

Of course, meteors don't really fly back. At this time, we will use the method of retreat. It is necessary to keep her appetite alive and keep her curiosity growing.

Woman: Haha, tell me what your real wish is.

The word "haha" can reflect that the girl is in a good mood at this time, so don't continue to play the suspense, lest the other party stop talking to you because she is really angry.

M: My wish is to make you smarter and not be cute every day.

The key point of chatting with a girl is not to make her laugh all the time. Shaping herself into a humorous and confident image will make her like chatting with you more.