First act

Characters: Emperor Taizong, Lu Dongzan, 2~3 soldiers.

Time: Tang Dynasty

Venue: Imperial Palace

Soldiers report to the king! Disaster! A monk with long hair and a big mouth broke into the cave!

What is Emperor Taizong? He is the messenger of Tubo!

Soldiers sent Tibetan messengers to meet ~ ~

Emperor Taizong is. Pass Tubo ... Wait, how dare you steal my lines!

I'm sorry, soldier, but I want you to meet the Tibetan messenger!

Lu Dongzan haha, people in the Tang Dynasty are so stupid!

Soldiers, wow! How did you get here so soon?

Lu Dong praised me for being in the temple.

Emperor Taizong, forget it. Whatever. What do you want?

Lu Dongzan, I propose to you for my master?

Emperor Taizong, is your master a woman? No, I have enough concubines.

Lu Dongzan: No, I have come to propose to your daughter Princess Wencheng.

Are you worthy of Emperor Taizong?

It's really hard for Lu Dongzan to talk to people in the Tang Dynasty! It was my master who married your daughter!

Don't you understand, Emperor Taizong? What's your master's name?

Ludong zansong zangambu

What kind of cadre was Emperor Taizong? What do you care? What is the salary?

Lu Dongzan's name is Songzan Gambu.

The grace of Emperor Taizong is four words. Just princess wencheng is also four words, which must be a good match!

What logic does Lv Dong boast about? !

However, Emperor Taizong, I have high demands on the bride price. (Singing) There are no presents for the holidays this year. Accept only melatonin.

Lu Dong praised me for bringing three tons of melatonin.

Emperor Taizong decided to send the princess there at once.

Ludong praised the industry! The negotiation was successful. I didn't know I was such a genius!