Ji Wang, the strongest joke in history.

Wang Daquan, the strongest joke in history.

1. The old cow is going on a business trip, but she doesn't trust the cow and decides to entrust it to someone. But to whom? Fox? No, the fox is too cunning. Wolf? No, wolves are cruel. It seems to be entrusted to an elephant. Elephants are honest and honest. Come back from a business trip in n months. The cow will take it home. The next day, the old cow angrily went to the elephant and said, Brother Xiang, the cow pushed hard! ! ?

A young man was born with three eggs, so he has a strong energy. He shows off how fierce he is when he meets people. One day I saw an old man, so I went up and said in a contemptuous tone, Do you believe it, old man? There are five of us! "

The old man paused and said, Haha, young man, it took you a long time, so you only have one ~ ~?

Xiaoming wanted to become a Buddha, so he went to the Buddha, but the Buddha refused to accept him as a Buddha, saying that his roots were endless.

So he got angry and said, Hum, the Buddha won't cross me, I will become a Buddha myself! ?

Buddha said:? Donors. . Are you pretending?

There is an idiot classmate in high school, and class is about to start. This idiot is going outside the classroom. . . .

I happened to meet the teacher coming in. . . .

The goods take the initiative to say hello: teacher, have you eaten?

The teacher doesn't understand: Why do you want to go?

This product: I have a stomachache. . . Go to the bathroom. . .

Teacher: A black line. . . . .

4. A woman was caught in the anti-vice operation, and the case handler asked her to make a statement.

Case handler: How many people did you receive today?

Woman: ... six or seven.

Investigators: To be honest, how many?

Woman: What the hell ...? , in the end ` none. ..

Husband: Wife, did you snore last night?

Wife: Nonsense, I never snore when I sleep!

Husband: Lao Li next door told me that I snored last night and kept him up all night.

Wife: He said you snored!

Husband: But I wasn't at home last night!

6. Attention comrades with wives. It's true. At work today, a beautiful woman took the initiative to join QQ. We had a good chat. When we met for dinner in the evening, I told my wife that I was working overtime. I asked the woman for a photo and she sent me a photo of my wife.

TM, I dare not go home now. . .

7. I had a cold war with my husband for a few days and didn't say a word.

In the morning, my husband couldn't help it. He said to me: Wife, your anger has subsided.

I ignored him.

He said in a hurry, you have been angry for so many days, even if you inflated it, it would have been out of breath.

Me. . .