The editor signed a contract with a martial arts author to write a miniature martial arts novel, which not only broke the secular ethics, but also included years of grievances between Jianghu sects. At the same time, the plot is more suspenseful and the blood is ready to go.

The next day, there were only ten words in the full text: bald donkey! How dare you rob the teacher of originality!

Second, the evolution version:

This novel requires:

1, involving three schools at the same time.

2. It should include the feud between Jianghu sects for many years and break the secular ethics.

3. At the same time, the plot is also suspenseful, and rivers of blood are ready to go. People are full of expectations for the sequel to the novel, leaving more than N suspense at the same time.

4. The shorter the better.

The next day, someone came to contribute, and the full text was only ten words:

Bald donkey, how dare you rob the teacher of his originality!

Editor's reply: "Blood Staying" has grievances and enmity, short and pithy, full of suspense, but chivalry is more than tenderness. Although they are children of Jianghu, they are tender.

On the third day, the revised draft:

Teacher, just give up the bald donkey and be original!

The editor also said: Jianghu children are full of tenderness and sentimental. But still adhere to secular ethics.

The fourth day, the third draft:

Teacher, how dare you argue with me for a bald donkey!

The editor thought twice and said: Blood spill is also ready to break the secular ethics. There are many suspense, but something is always missing. . .

Day 5, final draft:

Monk: "Teacher, you are a monk!" "

Taoist priest: "Bald donkey, how dare you rob the teacher of being original!" "

Teacher: "Monks and Taoists can go together. I'm in a hurry. "

Editor excited ing, English: a perfect masterpiece that has never been seen before. It is difficult to sort out sectarian grievances for many years, and blood shed is ready to go; Entangled chivalrous tenderness not only breaks the secular ethics, but also shows the heroic spirit of the children in the Jianghu. Great system! !

Third, the power enhanced version:

Deep in the palace bedroom, three figures, two men and one woman, jumped up and down, and then jumped into a clearing at the same time. The man glared at the dust in his hand and scolded, "Bald donkey! Don't you dare How dare you rob a teacher by being original! " The woman quickly cried, "Brother! You have been in the palace for many years, and we can't be husband and wife at all. Why do you have to push hard! " As he spoke, he hugged the man around him tightly: "I only love him! I only have him in my heart! " The man gently broke the woman's hand, stepped forward and whispered, "Daughter! Step back. Look, I killed this smelly Taoist today! To report the hate of taking a wife many years ago! " Seeing two beloved people beating each other to death, the woman sighed helplessly: "You two fought for each other. Nine years ago, I had my grandfather's own flesh and blood! The current little emperor also. My body belongs only to him, so go ... "At this moment, behind a stone lion, a well-dressed teenager flashed out and sighed," Empress Dowager, I am a man with broken sleeves and have a good relationship with the monk's grandfather ... "Then I glanced at the Taoist with the corner of my eye and bowed my head. Hearing this, the man stood for a long time with dust in his hand, and said sadly, the monk didn't seem to hear what the Taoist priest said. He asked the woman thoughtfully, daughter, did you say that your majesty married his father nine years ago? Is he dead or alive now? "Ha ha ha ha" With deafening laughter, a ragged Lama descended from the sky. "Bald donkey, don't revenge his wife, the old man how willing to go to the west? ! ! ! "

Fourth, a comprehensive interpretation of the analytical version:

Deep in the palace bedroom, three figures, two men and one woman, jumped up and down, and then jumped into a clearing at the same time. The man glared at the dust in his hand and scolded, "Bald donkey! Don't you dare How dare you rob a teacher by being original! " The woman quickly cried, "Brother! You have been in the palace for many years, and we can't be husband and wife at all. Why do you have to push hard! " As he spoke, he hugged the man around him tightly: "I only love him! I only have him in my heart! " The man gently broke the woman's hand, stepped forward and whispered, "Daughter! Step back. Look, I killed this smelly Taoist today! To report the hate of taking a wife many years ago! "

-Interpretation: This passage is very informative, and the following points can be simply drawn: First, the Taoist priest and the monk are rivals in love, and both of them fall in love with the teacher; Second, Taoist priests and teachers are brothers and sisters; Third, monks and teachers are father and daughter; Fourth, the Taoist robbed the monk's wife. The above is a simple inference, which is not difficult to understand literally, but combining the second and third points, it can be concluded that monks and Taoist priests are actually father-son relationships, and the monk's wife is the Taoist priest's mother and teacher. At that time, the Taoist stole his mother from his father, so now the monk hates his guts. Now the Taoist falls in love with his school sister, and the school sister just falls in love with his father, the monk.

Version 1 love triangle: thief road! Don't you dare compete with an old woman for a teacher.

Version 2 Brokeback Mountain: Thief, how dare you rob the abbot from the Taoist priest!

Version 3 Brokeback Mountain has an affair: Bald donkey, how dare you rob the poor!

Version 4 faithful brokeback mountain: dead thief ni. Don't destroy the relationship between Lao Na and Dao Ye!

Version 5: I have been in love for a long time: brother, just follow the old woman.

Version 60,000 gods are all laws: thief Ni! How dare you rob the Taoist master! !

Version 7 Coherence: Teacher, just follow the old woman ... The teacher will spare the old woman ~ ~